I was on my way home when a Audi rolls up behind me at a light all aggressive. I start crackin up, hopin he wants to get crazy. The light turns green and he sticks to me and im goin like 1/4 throttle, he downshifts, floors it and passes me, I yell in happiness and also see that its a 1.8T, lol, i punch that bit@h and catch up, i didnt want to waste my gas so when im next to him i let go of my pedal but it keep roaring, MY PEDAL WAS STUCK TO THE FLOOR! I was like crap, the little doesn't want to stop, lol, he wants to spank this foo, lol, so i was like crap i gotta put an end to this, i pop it in neutral and its still roaring so i pop the pedal up with the top of my shoe and look up from the floor to see a 5-0 on the other side of the street on a bike lookin at his right boot, so not at me, i flick a right, the Audi flicks a left, oh yeah he was like a block behind me! and we bone out, I go combing the streets lookin for this foo but he's no where to be found, but i will always have an eye out for him. oh yeah, then i drove around a lil more jus punchin it to see if it would do it again, but it wouldnt

 

CAn someone translate for me, i got lost on the whole pop the pedal with he top of the show part.

 

man...or...huhh?!?!

5-0's a cop right?!

most importantly, can you clarify how your pedal got STUCK!?!?!
that's really scary man, from time to time I floor my car too...I would freak out if my pedal was stuck!

haha...bigman....I think he meant he had to use the face of his shoe to pull the gas pedal backwards...

 

It's almost like he's schizophrenic. He goes from mild-mannered TL driver, to ebonic-crazed street punk.

We'll call him Sybil

 

Anybody speak jive?

 

LMAO!!

Where's Mrs. Cleaver when you need her?

 

When I "bone" my car is seldomly involved...

 

Unlike the rest of us, you must not truly love your car.

 

i do love my car, and i had to pop the pedal back up with the front of my shoe, where my toes would be. it happened to me again on the freeway, i found the problem, i have the all season floormats and after my carwash yesterday the mat was too far up and it sticks out so high that it caused the pedal to get stuck under it. problem solved. if any of you didnt understand my story, ask and i will explain.

 

What? Don't tell me that my Ebonics translation services are needed once again!

 

I speak hoodlum so I know what he said...

I think?!??

$hit the more I read the more I'm confused!

J/k... I understood yah!:p

 

Get the old lady off of the movie Airplane to translate

 

She speaks jive, not ebonics. :p

 

WOW, its called english, and its very easy, i raced an Audi 1.8T and when i floored it my pedal got stuck to the floor and i smoked the guy then there was 5-0(cop) so we boned out. damn you fools dont need to learn ebonics you need to learn English

 

That be Rowdayoh Drive?

"Sherif don't like it, Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah!"

Why is this song running though my head these days...?

 

Been listening to Will Smith's remake lately? And thanks, I never knew that they said "Sherif don't like it" before the Rock the casbah part.