really annoying problem
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really annoying problem
ok so there is this REALLY annoying robin (bird) that keeps pecking at my side view mirrors early in the moring and sh*ts all over the side of my car...I want to kill the freakin thing cause every morning i go out and there is bird crap all over each side of the car...i try to turn the mirrors in and either he still sits there or i forget b/c its hard to remember....does anyone else suffer from this crap? any suggestions? lol, thanks
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No, but I think you should set a trap. Have a net over the car, watch for the bird to move in, and drop the net.
Trap that son of a bitch, drive out as far as you can and let it go so it doesn't come back to your car. Better yet, box it up and FedEx it to South America or something.
Trap that son of a bitch, drive out as far as you can and let it go so it doesn't come back to your car. Better yet, box it up and FedEx it to South America or something.
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BB Gun!
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dont shoot ur mirror LOL! if you dont care about that fucker.... then maybe u should like balance a rat trap on your mirror and put some..... chease or bird seed on it... and wait! LOL when u come out the next morning... bird. dead. bb gun.. $20... rat trap... $2... bird seed... $1.... killing that fucking shit head... priceless! LOL
(you may ask what the bb gun is for? to repeatedly shoot the dead bird or course!)
lol, jk about killing that bird, but what ever u gotta do!
(you may ask what the bb gun is for? to repeatedly shoot the dead bird or course!)
lol, jk about killing that bird, but what ever u gotta do!
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Originally Posted by ace2525
ok so there is this REALLY annoying robin (bird) that keeps pecking at my side view mirrors early in the moring and sh*ts all over the side of my car...I want to kill the freakin thing cause every morning i go out and there is bird crap all over each side of the car...i try to turn the mirrors in and either he still sits there or i forget b/c its hard to remember....does anyone else suffer from this crap? any suggestions? lol, thanks
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How about putting a very large photo of a cat in both windows, or put a stuffed kitty by both mirrors. I can't resist this one , but in the words of Mrs Slocum (Are you being Served) your pussy can protect your car.....
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Airsoft guns are highly effective! Wont break your window, but it will get the job done! I was in LA last week and I shot a parrot that kept waking me up at 7am... he lived, but never came back!
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Originally Posted by Comet2404
Airsoft guns are highly effective! Wont break your window, but it will get the job done! I was in LA last week and I shot a parrot that kept waking me up at 7am... he lived, but never came back!
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Originally Posted by Pure Adrenaline
Better yet, box it up and FedEx it to South America or something.
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thanks all but unfortunatley any kind of trap wont work b/c he comes out at like 6 in the mornin (dunno exact time) and if i put a trap out there chances are something else is going to get to that b4 the cardinal gets to it. im gonna HOPE it just goes away if i can remember to turn my mirrors in
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what an insane bird. not enough branches around there so it has to sit and shit on side-view mirrors? i'm for the violent approach. why should you have to remember to turn the mirrors in every day?
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Originally Posted by miamirice
what an insane bird. not enough branches around there so it has to sit and shit on side-view mirrors? i'm for the violent approach. why should you have to remember to turn the mirrors in every day?
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Originally Posted by wmah523
easy solution....put a layer of super glue on a clear wrap and tape it above ur mirror...until the next morning, have fun w/ the poor son of a b**ch....
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Yeah, because the glue wont dry up by the morning . ..
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I say the glue approach is a great ides, then pull it's wings off and watch it slowly and painfully die. JK. try some wolf piss on your mirror. I bet that will keep it away.
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wow dude, i would just wake up at 6am and kill that fuck... there are so many good ideas here... rat traps... and air soft.... glue.. whatever just kill him! LOL!
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Originally Posted by CaliChris517
wow dude, i would just wake up at 6am and kill that fuck... there are so many good ideas here... rat traps... and air soft.... glue.. whatever just kill him! LOL!
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ok this is what you should really do... pour gasoline all over your car... then after that sit beside your car until the bird comes and light your car on fire!!! then you will never have that problem ever again... its a win win situation... if you burn the bird he'll be dead... if you burn ur car u wont hav a car for the bird to sit on!!! i kid i kid
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You could go to any boat store (West Marine in Minnesota works) and get what they call a "scare eye". It's a giant eye that you can hang and it blows in the breeze and scares off birds. Hang that somewhere by your car or even on the mirror.
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Join the "Bird shits on your car club". I feel your pain....then again if your car is white like mine the poo poo will give your car a two tone color to your car...
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