ace2525

ok so there is this REALLY annoying robin (bird) that keeps pecking at my side view mirrors early in the moring and sh*ts all over the side of my car...I want to kill the freakin thing cause every morning i go out and there is bird crap all over each side of the car...i try to turn the mirrors in and either he still sits there or i forget b/c its hard to remember....does anyone else suffer from this crap? any suggestions? lol, thanks

Nick

Pure Adrenaline

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No, but I think you should set a trap. Have a net over the car, watch for the bird to move in, and drop the net.

Trap that son of a bitch, drive out as far as you can and let it go so it doesn't come back to your car. Better yet, box it up and FedEx it to South America or something.

fsttyms1

BB Gun!

Deity711

Indeed. Red Ryders got for like $20 these days at Wally World.

Topher707

dont shoot ur mirror LOL! if you dont care about that fucker.... then maybe u should like balance a rat trap on your mirror and put some..... chease or bird seed on it... and wait! LOL when u come out the next morning... bird. dead. bb gun.. $20... rat trap... $2... bird seed... $1.... killing that fucking shit head... priceless! LOL

(you may ask what the bb gun is for? to repeatedly shoot the dead bird or course!)

lol, jk about killing that bird, but what ever u gotta do!

rozslvk

How about putting a very large photo of a cat in both windows, or put a stuffed kitty by both mirrors. I can't resist this one , but in the words of Mrs Slocum (Are you being Served) your pussy can protect your car.....

Tatewaki

shoot rubber bands at the bird instead of BB. that way you won't break your windows and still deliver a good blow

wmah523

easy solution....put a layer of super glue on a clear wrap and tape it above ur mirror...until the next morning, have fun w/ the poor son of a b**ch....

Comet2404

Airsoft guns are highly effective! Wont break your window, but it will get the job done! I was in LA last week and I shot a parrot that kept waking me up at 7am... he lived, but never came back!

Rpappi

air soft is a good idea. or just turn in your mirrors intill he finds a better car to peck at.

drdamian

get a car cover for your car..

Wooram

lol you sound like garfield boxing up nermal and sending her to abudabi

ace2525

thanks all but unfortunatley any kind of trap wont work b/c he comes out at like 6 in the mornin (dunno exact time) and if i put a trap out there chances are something else is going to get to that b4 the cardinal gets to it. im gonna HOPE it just goes away if i can remember to turn my mirrors in

parshooter

Put some rubber snakes on the mirrors and on the hood and roof. That should keep the birds away.

6MTpromises

trap him and take a big shit on him....see how he likes it

Rpappi

that will teach him

miamirice

what an insane bird. not enough branches around there so it has to sit and shit on side-view mirrors? i'm for the violent approach. why should you have to remember to turn the mirrors in every day?

Rpappi

the bird is sitting on his window seal and pecking at the window that is why he keeps coming back. so if you turn in the mirrors he cant see the window and no reason for him to come back. we will hopefully find a new car to shit on.

lokee99

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Dayum.. I would do that one.

xtin

Yeah, because the glue wont dry up by the morning . ..

Rpappi

ok well fine then use the rat tape. does that work better for you?

sbuswell

I say the glue approach is a great ides, then pull it's wings off and watch it slowly and painfully die. JK. try some wolf piss on your mirror. I bet that will keep it away.

Topher707

wow dude, i would just wake up at 6am and kill that fuck... there are so many good ideas here... rat traps... and air soft.... glue.. whatever just kill him! LOL!

Rpappi

set up some sort of tazer to sit on the side of your car so when he lands its the only thing to land on and then you will have roast bird in the morning.

chabooky

ok this is what you should really do... pour gasoline all over your car... then after that sit beside your car until the bird comes and light your car on fire!!! then you will never have that problem ever again... its a win win situation... if you burn the bird he'll be dead... if you burn ur car u wont hav a car for the bird to sit on!!! i kid i kid

TLDARST

You could go to any boat store (West Marine in Minnesota works) and get what they call a "scare eye". It's a giant eye that you can hang and it blows in the breeze and scares off birds. Hang that somewhere by your car or even on the mirror.

AcuraBuddy

Join the "Bird shits on your car club". I feel your pain....then again if your car is white like mine the poo poo will give your car a two tone color to your car... hehe

importvizion

that bird must really hav it out for your car, maybe you should wire some kinda shock wire electrocute that bird when he lands on it.