I hit a dead cat because I was looking at some chick with her booty hanging out anyway now I got blood stains on my lip, if it doesn't come out I'm gonna hit that cat again and get my monies worth..

 

Just get the blood off as soon as possible. I did the same thing while i was at the beach recently and the blood stayed on for 4 days or so- it was a bitch to get off.

 

 

^^ rofl..

i ran over a big something duno if it was a squirrel or something else, i was goin like 80kph and i can feel the bones crunch when i smoked it..
no blood for me tho

 

fucking gross

 

That shouldn't be funny but damn it was so unexpected.

 

platano, theres WW side skirts in grn for sale..

https://acurazine.com/forums/car-parts-sale-361/sold-fs-wings-west-99-01-tl-side-skirts-343122/

 

Ah, roadkill stories. Reminds me of when I ran over something a few years ago. Still dunno what it was, like an ardvark thing or something. Was in a van AND was the first in a chain of cars coming up a hill. I saw the Benz behind me hit it right after me. Needless to say, it was dead for sure. No blood that I could tell. My dad tells me I'm going crazy, even though he was in the car with me.

 

That's terrible. But funny as hell at the same time.

 

yeah I saw those I have another set from someone else cheaper if that falls through I'm gonna hit that guy up, but I rather have OEM than WW sides.

 

I just went back to see that cat and it was destroyed I guess something really heavy hit it this time.

 

I ran over a skunk in my Integra.

 

great pic!!

 

I dont think i have ever hit anything but the closest i came was in my bimmer racing a c6 vette he was ahead and i see him swerve almost hittin the cement barrier, im like "wtf" then like "oh shieeeeet" there was a freakin fox in the middle of the highway. we must have been doing well over a 100mph

 

Foxes are known to be fast.

 

CL, how do you know YOU didn't flatten the feline? After all, your attention was glued to some random rump.

This roadkill story reminds me of when I ran down a bird. Yea, they usually flutter away when you get near, but not this one. So as I approach, under my car it goes, but I felt nothing. As soon as I look at the rearview, I see an explosion of white feathers. To this day, I don't know if it coincidentally vaporized from ingesting Alka-Seltzers or that maybe it was just a stuffed animal.

 

If the ass was worth it then is all good just wash it off.

 

>< Poor Animals.....All they wanted to do was cross the road so they can check out the same Bootay you were checking out......

 

 

i got a really funny story. it was about 2 years ago and i was driveing a ford explorer anyways these was this freaking dog of someone's always chasing cars and shit. so one night me my girl and her brother are going home and i was speeding going like 60 in a 25 zone anyways wasent paying attention to the road and my girl says lookkkkk and i see that SOB running stragith at the car. i just couldn't sewrve cuz i would have roled the dam thing so umm 1 sec i see the dog and the next i heard him hit the axel hardddddd. my girl started crying i stoped went back saw the Mother Fucker twiching i turn around and yelled i think he's dead i turn around and the SOB is getting ready to run at me. holy shit i ran my ass to the car and took off. i still dontunderstand how he was alive. anyways though i would share.

 

i was watchin on the news forgot what, and they were talkin about mooses on the road n shit...

closest i ever came to was hittin a deer on a side road wit 3 friends, bout to do a hotbox in his shitbox, and we make the final left to go on a straight away dead end, it pops up and runs by...i was in the rear, middle and i was like omg...

rofl we were so scared the whole night on the drive backk..

 

your a fucking asss hole and i hope u get in a horrible accident and ur acura gets totaled

 

^^^^^who is he talking to?????

 

im talking to the kid who made the thread

 

Hey , no need for such abusive language and wishing harm on another member.

 

u called me a noob damn you got me

 

Why were you up so late posting on AZ, YOUNG "man"?

 

My intentions were not to "get" you, but rather to show you how ridiculous it is to cuss at people on an online forum over something you don't agree with. Next time just don't post.

BTW, I can honestly say that I've never run anything over...but I know I just jinxed myself. Oh well.

 

Dont waste your time he's 15, he still has a curfew. What does his opinion really mean anyway

 

i nailed 2 raccoons at 75mph and they destroyed my accords front lip

 

i think i had it worse i was driving back from my gf skool and it was around 3 in the morning and i see this skunk in the middle of the road so i decided to scare the shit out of it and just go over it since it wasnt moving!! i was going around 45 mph and i realized that ijust lowered my car the other day and by the time i could of done ne thing i hear this clunk under my car!!! that shit made my car smell like shit for days even till this day it smells alil and another bad thing i drank that night before meeting my gf and i was burning out feeling a lil weazy and smelling that shit all the way home wasnt so great!!! by the way does ne one know how to get the car smelling like new???

 

LOL... I wouldn't risk playing with or driving over a skunk.

I think you were pretty brave for doing that lol.

Also...I hope you didn't drive while you were buzzed...

 

good one

 

Do you have a car? Shouldn't you be on myspace instead?

 

did that with my civic and prelude. hit a dear with my grand prix. multiple squirls, a coon once and a bird at 135mph

Blood Washes off

 

HAHA

 

holy crap a bird at 135 he must of looked like the roadrunner after falling off a cliff

 

...coming from a person allergic to cats.. FUCK IT, its just a cat!!!! Im sure the toto you were looking at was well worth the "bib-bump" you encountered!!!

 

yeah i have a 1999 acura tl second generation and yeah i like mysp
ace u fucking queer

 

I can see this kid being here for an extended period of time.