GDamn Es300'z
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GDamn Es300'z
Man so it was 8:00am and I was heading to work this morning and all of the sudden I see this older like 96 es300 cut me off 
for no reason but to race!!! He had some ugly ass Lexani 17's on it, so anywayz I got up to him and pulled head to head at the red 
... His $hit was all modded out son, I wasnt expecting him to take off on a nigga like he did, but he did, and as soon as the light turned he got the first gun but his damn hood never passed my side mirror... God you should have heard those damn tires straight spinnin' on that wet pave and my CAI just a-roarin... I beat that nigga with all spin... When my car dropped in 3rd he was way tha f^ck behind me... That CAI is the shit, he had one too but his car was really loud from the piece of $hit exhaust he had too... Anywayz, I just had to let all them haters know wassup ... Tired of playin games with all these gross ass lex's, they think they really got somethin under there 
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S.Holla
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for no reason but to race!!! He had some ugly ass Lexani 17's on it, so anywayz I got up to him and pulled head to head at the red ... His $hit was all modded out son, I wasnt expecting him to take off on a nigga like he did, but he did, and as soon as the light turned he got the first gun but his damn hood never passed my side mirror... God you should have heard those damn tires straight spinnin' on that wet pave and my CAI just a-roarin... I beat that nigga with all spin... When my car dropped in 3rd he was way tha f^ck behind me... That CAI is the shit, he had one too but his car was really loud from the piece of $hit exhaust he had too... Anywayz, I just had to let all them haters know wassup ... Tired of playin games with all these gross ass lex's, they think they really got somethin under there ...S.Holla
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LOL..........you guys are killing me lol! 
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Originally posted by Shyne:
Man so it was 8:00am and I was heading to work this morning and all of the sudden I see this older like 96 es300 cut me off for no reason but to race!!! He had some ugly ass Lexani 17's on it, so anywayz I got up to him and pulled head to head at the red ... His $hit was all modded out son, I wasnt expecting him to take off on a nigga like he did, but he did, and as soon as the light turned he got the first gun but his damn hood never passed my side mirror... God you should have heard those damn tires straight spinnin' on that wet pave and my CAI just a-roarin... I beat that nigga with all spin... When my car dropped in 3rd he was way tha f^ck behind me... That CAI is the shit, he had one too but his car was really loud from the piece of $hit exhaust he had too... Anywayz, I just had to let all them haters know wassup ... Tired of playin games with all these gross ass lex's, they think they really got somethin under there ...
S.Holla...
Man so it was 8:00am and I was heading to work this morning and all of the sudden I see this older like 96 es300 cut me off
for no reason but to race!!! He had some ugly ass Lexani 17's on it, so anywayz I got up to him and pulled head to head at the red ... His $hit was all modded out son, I wasnt expecting him to take off on a nigga like he did, but he did, and as soon as the light turned he got the first gun but his damn hood never passed my side mirror... God you should have heard those damn tires straight spinnin' on that wet pave and my CAI just a-roarin... I beat that nigga with all spin... When my car dropped in 3rd he was way tha f^ck behind me... That CAI is the shit, he had one too but his car was really loud from the piece of $hit exhaust he had too... Anywayz, I just had to let all them haters know wassup ... Tired of playin games with all these gross ass lex's, they think they really got somethin under there ...S.Holla
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you know what i'm tired of? it's reading your stupid posts in wannabe gangster slang and picturing you driving your PHAT TL wid yo badazz CAI, schnizo Enkei's wid dat gold plating and 17 inch (making up for the lack of penial stature. forget about trying to figure that one out shoeShyne boy) zorro Nitto's, with your arabian 'fro, complete with pick and gold cap, pimping and bumping and guzzlingo the Schlitzo Malt Liquo 40 on da way to da hizo pepto bizmo...
...pleeeeze
grow up mr. 8 seconds and get a clue so we can all be safe from the sewage spilling out of the rib sucker you call a mouth...
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From: Dirty South
Pappy, how long did it take to write all that bull$hit you just wrote ... You are the weakest fag on this site, pimpin a 92 pathfinder ... Only path you can find is your dad's rear queer... I would peel a cap clean in your head if you ever said somethin like that to my face, you couldn't even get out one word to me w/o gettin slapped ho ... Why do you even come on this site, you dont have a TL, you dont have a life, etc... I don't understand???
S.Hizolla...
... You are the weakest fag on this site, pimpin a 92 pathfinder ... Only path you can find is your dad's rear queer... I would peel a cap clean in your head if you ever said somethin like that to my face, you couldn't even get out one word to me w/o gettin slapped ho ... Why do you even come on this site, you dont have a TL, you dont have a life, etc... I don't understand??? S.Hizolla
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Originally posted by Pappy:
My God!! how old are you Shaq?! you must have a tiny little pecker to be spewing about "Killing" an ES300! oh, and your "tired of playing games"? LOL!
you know what i'm tired of? it's reading your stupid posts in wannabe gangster slang and picturing you driving your PHAT TL wid yo badazz CAI, schnizo Enkei's wid dat gold plating and 17 inch (making up for the lack of penial stature. forget about trying to figure that one out shoeShyne boy) zorro Nitto's, with your arabian 'fro, complete with pick and gold cap, pimping and bumping and guzzlingo the Schlitzo Malt Liquo 40 on da way to da hizo pepto bizmo...
...pleeeeze
grow up mr. 8 seconds and get a clue so we can all be safe from the sewage spilling out of the rib sucker you call a mouth...
My God!! how old are you Shaq?! you must have a tiny little pecker to be spewing about "Killing" an ES300! oh, and your "tired of playing games"? LOL!
you know what i'm tired of? it's reading your stupid posts in wannabe gangster slang and picturing you driving your PHAT TL wid yo badazz CAI, schnizo Enkei's wid dat gold plating and 17 inch (making up for the lack of penial stature. forget about trying to figure that one out shoeShyne boy) zorro Nitto's, with your arabian 'fro, complete with pick and gold cap, pimping and bumping and guzzlingo the Schlitzo Malt Liquo 40 on da way to da hizo pepto bizmo...
...pleeeeze
grow up mr. 8 seconds and get a clue so we can all be safe from the sewage spilling out of the rib sucker you call a mouth...
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Originally posted by Shyne:
Pappy, how long did it take to write all that bull$hit you just wrote... You are the weakest fag on this site, pimpin a 92 pathfinder ... Only path you can find is your dad's rear queer... I would peel a cap clean in your head if you ever said somethin like that to my face, you couldn't even get out one word to me w/o gettin slapped ho ... Why do you even come on this site, you dont have a TL, you dont have a life, etc... I don't understand???
S.Hizolla...
Pappy, how long did it take to write all that bull$hit you just wrote
... You are the weakest fag on this site, pimpin a 92 pathfinder ... Only path you can find is your dad's rear queer... I would peel a cap clean in your head if you ever said somethin like that to my face, you couldn't even get out one word to me w/o gettin slapped ho ... Why do you even come on this site, you dont have a TL, you dont have a life, etc... I don't understand??? S.Hizolla
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...reality just set in junior. This is the real world believe it or not. you wanna be a man? talk with your brain, not with your d!ck...
"Take a bite out of Shyne..."
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Originally posted by AznTL99:
HaHaHaHaHa, You crack me up shayne....I love a good laugh!!!!
HaHaHaHaHa, You crack me up shayne....I love a good laugh!!!!
you should be laughing at my "pepto bizmo" line though, THAT was a work of art.
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You see,I say one little thing about an is300 and I get flamed all day and these guys talk mad crap to each other and don't even get their posts closed....what's really going on? I think since this is an Acura Forum where we all can come together and exchange ideas on how to make the car better or to have our questions answered, that should be just about it. I know we tend to get carried away with some posts (i.e COP TICKETS...) remember, this stuff is for the love we have for the TL. Not bashing each other over stupid petty differences. Grow up! I don't even have a TL, but in a short time will have one. I only come here to get good advice and ideas as to what I will do when I get one. But with stuff like this going on....I don't even know if I still want to be a member anymore. I SEE WHY LISS MISS TL LEFT EARLIER THIS WEEK.
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Originally posted by tiguy99:
You see,I say one little thing about an is300 and I get flamed all day and these guys talk mad crap to each other and don't even get their posts closed....what's really going on? I think since this is an Acura Forum where we all can come together and exchange ideas on how to make the car better or to have our questions answered, that should be just about it. I know we tend to get carried away with some posts (i.e COP TICKETS...) remember, this stuff is for the love we have for the TL. Not bashing each other over stupid petty differences. Grow up! I don't even have a TL, but in a short time will have one. I only come here to get good advice and ideas as to what I will do when I get one. But with stuff like this going on....I don't even know if I still want to be a member anymore. I SEE WHY LISS MISS TL LEFT EARLIER THIS WEEK.
You see,I say one little thing about an is300 and I get flamed all day and these guys talk mad crap to each other and don't even get their posts closed....what's really going on? I think since this is an Acura Forum where we all can come together and exchange ideas on how to make the car better or to have our questions answered, that should be just about it. I know we tend to get carried away with some posts (i.e COP TICKETS...) remember, this stuff is for the love we have for the TL. Not bashing each other over stupid petty differences. Grow up! I don't even have a TL, but in a short time will have one. I only come here to get good advice and ideas as to what I will do when I get one. But with stuff like this going on....I don't even know if I still want to be a member anymore. I SEE WHY LISS MISS TL LEFT EARLIER THIS WEEK.
there are some knowledgeable TL people in here, that's a fact. You and Sheena just aren't one of them...
oh btw, here's a web site with Shyne showing off one of his many talents...
www.supergreg.com
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From: Chicago
Originally posted by Pappy:
shut it Stay Puft. Why if a lot of you toddlers say you're here for "the love of the Lame TL", do i keep seeing piss like this thread popping up from slugs like Shyne?
there are some knowledgeable TL people in here, that's a fact. You and Sheena just aren't one of them...
oh btw, here's a web site with Shyne showing off one of his many talents...
www.supergreg.com
shut it Stay Puft. Why if a lot of you toddlers say you're here for "the love of the Lame TL", do i keep seeing piss like this thread popping up from slugs like Shyne?
there are some knowledgeable TL people in here, that's a fact. You and Sheena just aren't one of them...
oh btw, here's a web site with Shyne showing off one of his many talents...
www.supergreg.com
Man I really don't understand.
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From: Spring, TX
Originally posted by Pappy:
there are some knowledgeable TL people in here, that's a fact.
there are some knowledgeable TL people in here, that's a fact.
Am I at the right place? I am afraid we now have some leverage against you Poon-tang! Ha-ha! 
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for "the love of the Lame TL"
It's odd: when I say "Lexus sucks" or "Nissan sucks" I don't feel any better about myself than before I said it. Do you?
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I think if one can't tell that Pooper-Scooper is just having fun and trying to ruffle our feathers, then they are blind. I laugh my a$$ off whenever I read any of his posts, but then again I have learned to take anything he or anyone says with a HUGE grain of salt (not the case before). If everyone was happy and had no beef, then this place would be dry. Just my worthless opinion
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Originally posted by Polyman:
I think if one can't tell that Pooper-Scooper is just having fun and trying to ruffle our feathers, then they are blind. I laugh my a$$ off whenever I read any of his posts, but then again I have learned to take anything he or anyone says with a HUGE grain of salt (not the case before). If everyone was happy and had no beef, then this place would be dry. Just my worthless opinion
I think if one can't tell that Pooper-Scooper is just having fun and trying to ruffle our feathers, then they are blind. I laugh my a$$ off whenever I read any of his posts, but then again I have learned to take anything he or anyone says with a HUGE grain of salt (not the case before). If everyone was happy and had no beef, then this place would be dry. Just my worthless opinion
If you wingnuts were any bit more observant than you are immature, then you would notice that it's the ignorant ramblings of your own that spark the volatile verbal smack downs that i happily unleash upon your pink little backsides.
until that fateful day that you decide to grow up, and remove the worthless burden that you are, away from mummy and daddy, i'll continue to put the CAT's down on the brittle little peanuttle that your necks are made of...
*CRUNCH!*
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From: Dirty South
And this is the end of pizappy ... My thrity-thiry gets real dirty dirty
http://vatican.rotten.com/gunshot/30-30.html
S.Hizolla...
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... My thrity-thiry gets real dirty dirty http://vatican.rotten.com/gunshot/30-30.html
S.Hizolla
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Hey pappy. Do you own an IS300? I saw one the other day and I have to say that I have really been sitting on the idea of buying one. The one I saw looked smaller than the TL, but had a nice brown color to it. Pretty classy. I saw it come out of the two mounds of traffic that were on either side of it. It started off slow and just kind hung there for a while, and then it took off and fell down the highway with a lot of speed. It wasn't raining, I don't think, but then that IS300 made a big splash - oh wait- I am thinking about a big $hit I took today and it looks kind of like your gay ass car. Why don't you stop posting here before we all have to represent.
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Originally posted by drbeatty:
The one I saw looked smaller than the TL, but had a nice brown color to it. Pretty classy.
The one I saw looked smaller than the TL, but had a nice brown color to it. Pretty classy.
btw, if you look closely, the TL, CL and said turd look strikingly similar...check yourself, before you...well you can ask the mad rapper with a gun up his ass, Sheena the Unibrow...
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Originally posted by Shyne:
And this is the end of pizappy... My thrity-thiry gets real dirty dirty
http://vatican.rotten.com/gunshot/30-30.html
S.Hizolla...
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And this is the end of pizappy
... My thrity-thiry gets real dirty dirty http://vatican.rotten.com/gunshot/30-30.html
S.Hizolla
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your are a loser. losers are you. talk to me when you find the gray stuff that belongs in between your ears. it should be up around your appendix...
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Wow you beat an ES300? Shoot you could probably smoke a taurus or a Chevy pickup too. All that 225 hp just throwin down rubber like it was cotton candy. GREAT kill! Now you can step up to Civic Si's and maybe even a TEG type R. HA HA HA, this IS the dumbest post I have seen yet.
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Yeah... This is a fun thread. Webster's dad (aka George PAPPYdopolis) makes me laugh, even when he tries to insult me. Sorry about comparing your car to a turd, even if YOU look like a 5th grader when you drive it. I'm rubber and you're glue - anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to your gay ass car...
LOL
LOL
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Originally posted by CVCC:
Shyne piloting the Pappy Pathfinder
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Shyne piloting the Pappy Pathfinder
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well done Civic boy...
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Originally posted by drbeatty:
Yeah... This is a fun thread. Webster's dad (aka George PAPPYdopolis) makes me laugh, even when he tries to insult me. Sorry about comparing your car to a turd, even if YOU look like a 5th grader when you drive it. I'm rubber and you're glue - anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to your gay ass car...
LOL
Yeah... This is a fun thread. Webster's dad (aka George PAPPYdopolis) makes me laugh, even when he tries to insult me. Sorry about comparing your car to a turd, even if YOU look like a 5th grader when you drive it. I'm rubber and you're glue - anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to your gay ass car...
LOL
I...D...O...N...T...D...R...I...V...E...A...N...I. ..S...3...0...0...Y...O...U...N...O...B...R...A... I...N...H...A...V...I...N...G...C...H...E...E...S. ..E...G...R...A...T...E...R...
take a good look at the pathfinder, imagine your daddy in the driver's seat, putting it into 4-lo, rolling up on your tricycle and popping the coconut you call a head. yes, that's me...
10-4 good buddy! Smokey's at your backdoor...
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