Ok, so this is the first real problem I've had with my RL. It's a 2005 RL in CGP. I went to drive today and I experienced several issues, shown chronologically below.

-Keyless door touching function didn't work.
-Key fob unlock button didn't work
*Unlocked with manual key*
-Keyless starting didn't work
*Started with manual key*
-Car alarm went off
-Fuel needle went over to the temperature needle area
-Temperature needle went far too high for just starting
-"Check keyless access system" error
-"Check SH-AWD system" error
-"Check VSA system" error
-Navi didn't work
-Voice control didn't work
-Shifter is now locked in park (was not before)

114,xxx miles
was parked outside in Cleveland
0-15 degrees Fahrenheit and very snowy
It has the GROM AUDIO aux jack
The passenger side handle touching unlock hasn't worked in awhile, but driver's side was fine yesterday
Hasn't told me any batteries were low
Checked the car battery a few weeks ago. Scored 11.4 (I think).


I don't really know what to do right now. Am I downright screwed? I removed fuse #10 (20, door lock) and the fob still didn't work. Please help!

 

I think it's fuse number 7. Your door handle probably shorted out.