Take it from experiance.
This is the way to get revenge.
If you damage her car, trust me it will come back to bite you in the ass.
Be smarter.
There are a million way to go at this that will drive her mad and nothing she can do about it!

 

I just thought of something evil...if you have her contact information like her cell phone number. You should post a Craigslist listing in the "Casual Encounters" section with some stuff like...


anyone up for some head? BJ? please be SERIOUS, real and discrete!anyone looking for early morning NSA encounter? HER NUMBER HERE. SERIOUS replies only! DO NOT CALL FROM BLOCKED NMBER.. please feel free to contact me!

 

id spray paint her whole car a different color, nail her tires, and then break her windows...

 

i would kick her in the muff then dirty sanchez the bitch

 

sounds like a V for Vendetta thing. revenge is a bitter sweet thing and aweful thing....

gotta plan real well for this stuff.lol. even for the simplest things.
" IT'S NOT ILLEGAL UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT" -my philosophy

sounds like something out of south park. Butters and his evil schemes....hah

 

yeah lot of good suggestions here, about messin her car up i know it might hurt u so def. dont do it there but might sound creepy but follow up to her work or somewhere she go occasionally en mess dat bug over dere... so wount be suspicious about you... be carefull take different car to follow her...revenge will feel better even though its wrong!!

 

yeah lot of good suggestions here, about messin her car up i know it might hurt u so def. dont do it there but might sound creepy but follow up to her work or somewhere she go occasionally en mess dat bug over dere... so wount be suspicious about you... be carefull take different car to follow her...revenge will feel better even though its wrong!!

 

ive done that before to a friend. You should see the expression on the face when they are cranking it over and all that pressure has to go somewhere (usually blows the muffler seam in 2) and the resulting explosion of sound

That or pick up a box of BB's and pour them into the door(with the help of a wedge of wood to hold the seal away) every bump, corner, acceleration or stop you hear them little suckers rolling around

OR

If you know your way around the car hook up the fan to the horn. Every time the fan turns on the horn will honk

Of course all these are best to do to friends cars

 

Take it to Judge Judy!

 

what scares me about this thread, is that i think about more than half of the suggestions posted have been done.... i.e. waiting in the car with a knife then saying gotcha!! lol

 

this thread is freaken funny as hell. I agree with Miker_types...it is scarry that most of these have most likely been done. Still funny all the same.

 

Was she at least hot? If so here is what you do!

1. make nice with her
2. ask her out for drinks
3. get her bloody wasted
4. go back to your place
5. nail her senseless
6. kick her out
7. never speak to her again
8. call it a day
9. smile

 

i would still kick her in the muff

 

Let the air out of her tires. It's not really damaging anything, just putting a hinderance on her daily routine! And keep doing it every so often.

 

Why not pull the valve core out of the tire(the little metal piece that keeps the valve stem from leaking)? That way she can't just grab an air compressor and fix the problem.

 

Not that I'm advocating this, but cutting the valve stem off with a pair of wire snips is fast and 10 times as annoying since you have to remove the tire to fix it. Talk about a ruined day.

 

Loosen the lugs on her wheels. Then she really won't be going any where.

 

If you have enough evidence, you'll be fine. I'm sure the cops will see the yellow paint on your car and the black paint on hers and put 2 and 2 together. . .Then again, cops aren't always that smart!!

 

ok, so no call from the cops... so i think the cop is trying to ignore me... i cant do shit now... =[ i guess i will have to deal with it...