this kid white joe always says my car is slow, what should i do?

 

this is basically a joke cuz he's sitting next to me, but anyway he underestimates the CL...no one really knows what the car is at first, then they dont even think its somewhat quick...

 

I'm voting this one thread of the year!

 

You're an idiot... and yes its slow.

 

why is it that when I step into the CL section I feel like im in a village of idiots?

 

ehh its kinda fast....depends on your definition of fast...i started out with a f22 accord, then went to a f23 accord, now my CLS...its much faster than them...but i dont go around having shit talking contests about how fast my car is...

 

Theres idots in the CL section????

 

our car is speedy...i wouldnt say fast...but like thevikas87 said what kind of fast are talking about...fast on the track beat all cars or fast meaning over 80 mph on the highway??

both answers are no...lol...i love my cl tho...it gets up when it wants...stingy bitch..

 

lol I LOVE THIS FORUM!!!!!!!!! everything gets out of control...and it was the real point with my friend, so thanks. lol he always jokes bout my car and how im on this forum. i told him the forum is really good and people are really serious bout their cars, he joking said the CL blows so i made this right in front of him...anbd now he sees how you guys are. lmao! thanks for the laugh guys!! you never let me down!

 

[im very sarcastic as you are too, but sarcasm sometimes wont translate to text...wait never does :thief: ]

 

i underestimated a cadillac and got SPANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEDDDDDDDD, caught up to it at a light right after........didnt feel as bad since it was a cts-v

 

That's why red text = sarcasm

 

really?! nice, i never knew that...awesome. see not red, i do mean that...

 

time for you guys to learn: 1). this was a joke. and 2). Sarcasm is an intelligent use of anger. think bout it.

and thanks for being patient with me guys

 

I just still like how you have your very own quote in your sig.

 

some cts-vs are slow ... or hmm maybe its which CL you drvie

 

lol... somebody had one of mine..in there sig said something like " i gotta lotta lights under my belt and some of them were at the track..." i think i might make that part of my sig LOL

 

Shouldn't you be banging one of the new freshmen instead?

 

rofl.

 

FUCK THEM ALL. cause i have just an intake but i spanked all those cars you mentioned and take their money when they underestimate

 

When my friends are at the house and I am looking at this board they always talk shit when I have been quiet for a while and then start laughing at something I just read here. It just happend. Some people just dont understand. I think my car is relatively fast.

 

No you have a slleeeping beast under the hood just wake it up

 

That's it. Seriously, this is my last post in the 2nd Gen CL section. I can't take it anymore. Mod's, please ban me from this section. I never thought I'd say this, but you guys make Water-S look smart. Peace out.

 

lol... I will not ban you.

 

lol, its one thing if I quoted something you said and put it in my sig; but another thing if I made some stupid comment about our cars being as fast as sti's, evos, porsches and whatever else he's got going on there... and put it in my sig.

 

You have to expect stupid threads, every single thing has been covered from top to bottom on the CL.

Your going to see stupid threads, its inevitable when a car is 7 years old.

 

and i bet he's got a cl-p.






























so do I, but I'm not claiming a theory on beating sti's, ferarris and evo's!

 

well read my name lol: its a P...

 

lets see how long i can keep this pointless thread going, and how many people will leave in the process with a "trooper" escort...ok, im second in line, you guys can figure this JOKE [as it started lol] out by yourselves. later.

and my point was proven about this forum, but its what keeps me coming back.

 

hahahahahahaha .

 

time for upgrade already? i think so...
im wondering that if i got a 6speed Supercharged at 3psi to 305Whp also with HBP in hand in about, oh say, exactly 7 months what you'd guys would say then?
but sometimes my plans get out of hand...like this thread! tho i do find it funny.

--Luigi

 

stick to rubbing marios nuts. you might get that 300whp a little faster.

 

lmao maybe you should put that one in ur sig

 

this thread is still alive?! haha, well thats us, we never have anything better to do than sit in front of a computer and rip on people...and yes thats going in the sig too...i mean isn't it too funny to pass up? im not too sure.

 

...

 

Your just playing your thread up like a joke because it turned out this way. If people were here supporting your idea's of your CLP being a world beater you would be happy as a pig in shit.

 

wow nothing gets by you

but yeah im playing it off as a joke cuz i find it funny. my 1st point to my buddy was that we take things WAY too far on this forum. its true. this thread shoulda died long time ago.

my 1st starter thread: a complete joke. the 2nd post right under that was if anyone did notice anything...our cars are somewhat quick, but yeah relatively slow i guess...thats all.

im a little brighter than to seriously post something retarded like that!! lol of course you guys would disagree...

ok whos next?? c'mon, someone throw something at me! none of you guys succeede yet...

 

Plan A: once someone thinks im a cocky punk, then everyone will give up...im trying to kill what i started here. lol.

ooops almost forgot my new sig...thanks guys!

 

back to the point: i have a CL-P with Comptech headers and Comptech CAI. It is slightly, in the greatest sense of the word, faster than a stock CL-S. See, that generalized statement becomes void because not many who care about that stuff have a stock CL-S anymore. blah, blah, blah. I do get all of this and where you guys are coming from, but no one ever get my sarcasm. I can keep a convo going with a person interested when im saying nothing at all! that happened here. joking with my buddy leads to this...[haha].

im one of those people that like to play with words: to say nothing and yet say everything at the same time in a monotone voice and hidden sarcasm. virtually impossible to pick in virtual conversing.

and that the point, who would have said half this stuff in person: i would have said what i did...the playing with words again.

Mario can rub his own nuts, ill get my own 300whp, but my uncle doesnt like when people make fun of the names...i do know a couple marios, and OH!, my man, if only we knew you...

 

I think you need some toilet paper. It looks like you've come down with a terrible case of diarrhea of the mouth.