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Old 07-23-2003, 10:56 AM
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Too much talk....

So I am heading out to a doctor appointment the other day('03 TL-S), and I am driving along talking with a guy at work and a guy and his wife in a BMW 325ci convertible, manual, top down, with dealer plates, it looked brand new, pulls up next to me at a set of lights in the left lane. I could've cared less at this point, I didn't really feel like wasting my time. Light goes green and he takes off like a bat out of hell. Well just from instinct I half hit it and squaked my tires on the lines on the road. Wasn't even trying to race him.

Pull up to the next set of lights about a half mile down the road both right next to each other and this guy says, "Is that all you can get out of that pice of sh** car!!" Alright it's on now!! I just simply replied, "Don't make me embarass your $40,000 car in front of your wife", to which his wife says, "Yeah like that will happen"

So I slap the shifter into SS, light goes green and I had him by three cars by the time I hit 75. I slowed down until I was next to him and I yelled over to him, "Did you get enough or did you want to go again?". To that I got the expected, "F*** You!"
Oh well, don't mess with what you don't know I guess.

Once again my baby made me happy.
Old 07-23-2003, 11:12 AM
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Dude that's AWESOME!

Sounds like your typical beemer drivers (arrogant pricks). Funny how they couldn't even say anything nice after you spanked them.
Or maybe they are "aspiring" bmw drivers.. out for a test-drive.

way to go tho..

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Old 07-23-2003, 11:23 AM
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haa haa! that loser!

It pays to know what you're going up against.
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aaahahaha, what a dip shit! I would love to humiliate someone like that! That never happens to me though.
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haha what a fag..i've gotten that several times but i have only raced those bimmers in my previous car..a 1999 accord sedan v6...needless to say i got smoked by them all...i can't wait to find another non-m3 3-series out there with a cocky driver..ooo ho ho ho ho *rubbing hands together*
Old 07-23-2003, 05:38 PM
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whata prick... glad you killed his ass... :thumbs:
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Nice kill! 325s are slow as shit
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fucking awesome man!! bmw drivers are dicks, wonder what his wife said
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You shoulda got out and smurfed his wife with your peter...

& made that half-a-salesman, polo wearin prick watch...
Old 07-23-2003, 11:08 PM
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I don't understand why so many people say BMW drivers are dicks, pricks, or whatever...although most CLS drivers I've stomped didn't say anything like the above, but majority act like their shit is the fastest thing out there...give me a break.
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I don't understand why so many people say BMW drivers are dicks, pricks, or whatever...although most CLS drivers I've stomped didn't say anything like the above, but majority act like their shit is the fastest thing out there...give me a break.
fucking awesome man!! bmw drivers are dicks, wonder what his wife said
Old 07-24-2003, 12:15 AM
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Originally posted by AC
I don't understand why so many people say BMW drivers are dicks, pricks, or whatever...although most CLS drivers I've stomped didn't say anything like the above, but majority act like their shit is the fastest thing out there...give me a break.

because most of the time it true, I had a guy and his wife in a m5 a couple of months ago that wanted to go , after the second light
he pulled the same thing as what 2003TL-S had to put with.

after I blew 3 trucks lengths on him we came up to the next light and I get the fuck you. that was a mistake as I threw my chocolate shake and covered the passenger side door and window and was lucky to get a bit of her head.
then the 5'5 shit got out and wanted to fight me. when I got out he ran to his car and locked the doors. (I'm 6'4 and 240)

95% of bmw owners are assholes

Ac you just happen to be in the 5% that we can call a good guy.
Old 07-24-2003, 07:46 AM
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Actually I find the vast majority of BMW owners to be fine; or rather, in line with the general population. Most are interested in the status symbol anyway and don't care to race. Of the one's that race, most of these are interested in a road course, not straight line racing. Then you have that last segment which is probably about the same percentage as some of the fool CL owners.

Any type of car will have those prick owners; people tend to watch the BMW's closer.

Some of the blanket statements are exactly as what is being described.
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Originally posted by lightningman
because most of the time it true, I had a guy and his wife in a m5 a couple of months ago that wanted to go , after the second light
he pulled the same thing as what 2003TL-S had to put with.

after I blew 3 trucks lengths on him we came up to the next light and I get the fuck you. that was a mistake as I threw my chocolate shake and covered the passenger side door and window and was lucky to get a bit of her head.
then the 5'5 shit got out and wanted to fight me. when I got out he ran to his car and locked the doors. (I'm 6'4 and 240)

95% of bmw owners are assholes

Ac you just happen to be in the 5% that we can call a good guy.
Damn, no wonder he wanted to fight you!

I agree with Scalbert, and yes it's true that most BMW owners tend to wanna do road courses. Yes I agree that there are some punk ass kids driving in their little 3 series thinking they're the king of the hill and what not.
Old 07-24-2003, 01:03 PM
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LOL! That guy got what was coming to him. I losted to my friends 2000 325i with dinan chip and intake by half a car.
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haa haa, good shit lightning man
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Good kill... Assholes drivers comes from all different kind of cars...
Old 07-24-2003, 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by lightningman
because most of the time it true, I had a guy and his wife in a m5 a couple of months ago that wanted to go , after the second light
he pulled the same thing as what 2003TL-S had to put with.

after I blew 3 trucks lengths on him we came up to the next light and I get the fuck you. that was a mistake as I threw my chocolate shake and covered the passenger side door and window and was lucky to get a bit of her head.
then the 5'5 shit got out and wanted to fight me. when I got out he ran to his car and locked the doors. (I'm 6'4 and 240)

95% of bmw owners are assholes

Ac you just happen to be in the 5% that we can call a good guy.
Lets be realistic now, throwing a milkshake on somebody's car wasn't exactly the classiest thing to do and to say the least i'd probably get out of the car and wanna fight you too....granted i'd get my ass kicked but hey i understand the guy's anger... For the most part i have found that BMW owners are aiight, some are jerks but then there are those few that are jerks with all kinds of cars that give the rest of the owners a bad name. Oh well, wat are you going to do about it?
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assholes are assholes man, they dont drive certain cars like bimmers

i am dissapointed at u for not beating the 325 by more than 5 cars, c mon man u only beat it by 3
Old 07-25-2003, 03:04 AM
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haha nice kill man.. gotta love when ppl start talkin and then get totally owned.

also gotta love those asshole drivers
Old 07-25-2003, 08:19 AM
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Darrinb, yeah I could of wasted him by more but the one thing I left out was that the speed limit was 45 and a couple weeks ago on a trip down to Galena, IL I got pulled over for doing 78 in a 55, so I have been somewhat careful lately.
Old 07-27-2003, 01:56 PM
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Nice kills from the TL and the Lightning.
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Originally posted by AC
Yes I agree that there are some punk ass kids driving in their little 3 series thinking they're the king of the hill and what not.
Around here this is the type of people who give the BMW drivers a bad name. Throw in some girls who think they shit ice cream and that about rounds out the "bad" BMW population.
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Originally posted by EezyE36
Lets be realistic now, throwing a milkshake on somebody's car wasn't exactly the classiest thing to do and to say the least i'd probably get out of the car and wanna fight you too....granted i'd get my ass kicked but hey i understand the guy's anger... For the most part i have found that BMW owners are aiight, some are jerks but then there are those few that are jerks with all kinds of cars that give the rest of the owners a bad name. Oh well, wat are you going to do about it?

totatly agree i just don't have any respect for someone who eggs me on for a race in his 150G sedan and then loses big time and gives me the one finger salute when he loses.

i have been beat a couple of times by quicker cars and will pull over and talk to them or give them the thumbs up.
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You should have kicked his ass for what he said, but it might not have been worth it if the cops would have showed.
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nice kill... i seem to get that alot in jersey
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Like many have said, assholes come in all shapes and cars look at Lexus drivers (j/k 1sick...just messing with you)! I don't mind losing and usually give a thumbs up or smile. I do get pissed when I get the 1 finger salute though! Its just funny when any asshole races you without knowing anything about your car! People that know a little something about cars are usually pretty cool, win or lose.

good kill both Lightningman and 2003TLS.
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GOTTA LOVE THAT
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should have told him..."too bad you couldnt afford the 330 then atleast it woulda been a race!"
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should have told him..."too bad you couldnt afford the 330 then atleast it woulda been a race!"


Had one following me home last night.. Pretty cool driver I think. But it was the *exact* car I was looking at when car shopping a few months ago (pre-CLS): 330, convertible, in that ice-blue or whatever it's called. Sweet ride. He kept up pretty good too!
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I had to read this again for another laugh.
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Originally posted by mantis23
I had to read this again for another laugh.
Whore!
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Re: Too much talk....

Originally posted by 2003TL-S
So I am heading out to a doctor appointment the other day('03 TL-S), and I am driving along talking with a guy at work and a guy and his wife in a BMW 325ci convertible, manual, top down, with dealer plates, it looked brand new, pulls up next to me at a set of lights in the left lane. I could've cared less at this point, I didn't really feel like wasting my time. Light goes green and he takes off like a bat out of hell. Well just from instinct I half hit it and squaked my tires on the lines on the road. Wasn't even trying to race him.

Pull up to the next set of lights about a half mile down the road both right next to each other and this guy says, "Is that all you can get out of that pice of sh** car!!" Alright it's on now!! I just simply replied, "Don't make me embarass your $40,000 car in front of your wife", to which his wife says, "Yeah like that will happen"

So I slap the shifter into SS, light goes green and I had him by three cars by the time I hit 75. I slowed down until I was next to him and I yelled over to him, "Did you get enough or did you want to go again?". To that I got the expected, "F*** You!"
Oh well, don't mess with what you don't know I guess.

Once again my baby made me happy.

u da man... u owned dat cocky fawker!!!
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assholes come in all shapes and cars look at Lexus drivers (j/k 1sick...just messing with you)
I noticed u Acura a-holes are fatter and shorter than us Lexus a-holes.
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Nice kill of a real Bozo. You have to know your limitations before you start talking trash
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Originally posted by 1SICKLEX
I noticed u Acura a-holes are fatter and shorter than us Lexus a-holes.
I guess some of us are!
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Originally posted by lightningman
because most of the time it true, I had a guy and his wife in a m5 a couple of months ago that wanted to go , after the second light
he pulled the same thing as what 2003TL-S had to put with.

after I blew 3 trucks lengths on him we came up to the next light and I get the fuck you. that was a mistake as I threw my chocolate shake and covered the passenger side door and window and was lucky to get a bit of her head.
then the 5'5 shit got out and wanted to fight me. when I got out he ran to his car and locked the doors. (I'm 6'4 and 240)

95% of bmw owners are assholes

Ac you just happen to be in the 5% that we can call a good guy.
a 6'4, 240 lb guy with a choco shake
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