Tips
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Cruisin'
Joined: Jan 2001
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From: Houston, TX
Tips
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Hell, I thought it was funny
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96 Maxima (Auto)
CL:S Purchase Date March, 2001
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Hell, I thought it was funny
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96 Maxima (Auto)
CL:S Purchase Date March, 2001
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Joined: Mar 2001
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From: chaska,MN. USA
Good like em. I need to remember this next time I get pulled over.
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01 3.2 CLS Non-Navi
San Marino Red
Tinted 35% all the way
Winter Rubber mats
Piaa High Beam lights (Not worth it)
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01 3.2 CLS Non-Navi
San Marino Red
Tinted 35% all the way
Winter Rubber mats
Piaa High Beam lights (Not worth it)
Any Lady Want One??? :-P
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 908
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From: Marysville (not Ohio), Washington
There's One More:
"Excuse me do you know why I pulled you over"
"Why did you forget!!"
This only works if he pulls you over for no reason, but if you say that he'll probably give you a ticket
"Excuse me do you know why I pulled you over"
"Why did you forget!!"
This only works if he pulls you over for no reason, but if you say that he'll probably give you a ticket
Three Wheelin'
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From: Live NYC , Work Northern NJ
Well if your looking to spend the night in jail, use this one:
Ask "If I buy two tickets to the Police men's ball, would you let me go?"
If he says "No", say "Thats right Police men don't have balls!!!"
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2001 Silver 3.2CLS
-Muds, Spoiler, Hardwire 8500, Prolarg M-6 lamps
Planning: Comptech Headers, Sways, CAI
Ask "If I buy two tickets to the Police men's ball, would you let me go?"
If he says "No", say "Thats right Police men don't have balls!!!"
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2001 Silver 3.2CLS
-Muds, Spoiler, Hardwire 8500, Prolarg M-6 lamps
Planning: Comptech Headers, Sways, CAI
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