...The cop turned on the red/blue lights

I was rolling in OC, Ca...when I was at a light. I saw a car that seemed to be a rent a cop one (the ones with the lights near the mirror). I was thinking.."this is just a rent a cop..I don't have to worry".

Anyhow, the light turns green and I gun it...I easily hit 60 when I cut into the left lane. Apparently, the car in the 2nd lane sped up to catch up to me...So I cut in front of another car to my right when I notice this same car follow me. I was thinking..."he wants to race"...So then I gun it and hit 80. When all of the sudden...

"Son of a b1tch !!!"...I see red and blue lights. So I pull over into the next gas station. I'm sitting there with my puff jacket and a beanie. (Mind you this is about 11:00pm at night). I roll my window down and to my left....A female cop.

First words from her mouth was... "Either you have some enormous balls or you didn't see me." I sat there quietly when she said.."Well, which one is it?" So I answered..."I didn't see you". She asks for my license and reg...so I whipped out my reg with the sticker still attached to it and then she asks me why it wasn't on the car. Told her I didn't have time and she blurts out.. "How long do you think it takes to put this on?" I told her 10secs... She walks back to her car.

10 minutes later, by this time I take my beanie off...she comes to my car and says, "Have you ever been arrested".. I tell her that I have. She asks me if I'm on probation (Luckily I got off in December.... She asks me to step out of the car and asks if I have any weapons (guns) or drugs. I say "no". She then proceeds to tell me that she wants me to put the reg sticker on...so I do it. While I am doing that she asks if I am "wanted for anything"... Told her I wasn't. She asks, "Are you sure." I said "I'm positive!" Then she says, "good...because you are not wanted for anything".

Get this...after I finish...she asks me why I took off my beanie and I told her because it was hot. She asks, "Are you sure that's why you took it off and not because you think you look more respectable?" I told her I was hot. She says "Well, you do look more respectable with out it (beanie)". After all this B.S. she then says that she will let me go with a warning for the following infractions:

1-Speeding (60 in a 45mph zone)
2-Unsafe driving (not using my blinkers when I cut her off)
3-Tinted windows
4-Not having my reg sticker on

All I was thinking was..."Thank God" and kinda pissed that she was having a power trip.

LESSON: Never take an unmarked, non-government plate, renta-a-cop-looking car for granted.

 

lol...owned!

 

thats fucked up

 

no, thats lucked up.

 

hehe... be careful out there! Was the cop hot?

 

thats crazy, i got pulled over by an undercover before, its crazy shit

 

omg you raced a fuking cop??? shit...this should go in the archives

 

should have said..."want to find out?"

 

That's some crazy shit....was she hott?

 

Under different circumstances...she wasn't too bad. She was a blonde cop and even with her state issued bullet-proof vest, she had something to work with...

but...I was in no mood to think of that...at the time.

 

The first time I read your post I swear your response to her question was "because you were hot" and I did a doubletake. I was like damn that's some balls!

 

Wow, this brought back memories. I had a similar thing happen coming back from spring break in Palm Springs, I was toying around with some girls on the freeway, they dropped back, then I saw some headlights coming up fast. I down shifted and took off, then the lights came on. It was a Chippy(female too). I wasn't so lucky, I got the ticket(for lower speed than I was going). I considered it a warning.

For the record, an unmarked car cannot give you a citation in Cali unless it is for a misdeamenor(reckless, DUI...).

Glad it worked out ok!!!

 

That sucks! I guess your lucky you got off. I got pulled over once by a hottie cop and she had a mini power trip going as well. All I did was run a yellow and she was asking me why I didn't stop, blah,blah,blah. Just be happy she let you off with just a warning.

 

That was so lucky. Lucky you didn't cr@p yourself when you realized that you were racing a cop.

heh heh heh....good story man. Thanks for sharing.

 

she wanted you

 

Dude, she so wanted you to bone her.

 

being kind will get you a long way.

 

lol... Man you are crazy.

Like what everyone else said, you should have boned her, just to make her day. You know the female cops probably don't get ass that often.

 

You guys watch too much porn!

 

Take this for what it's worth, but you had it coming to you. You were driving like an idiot and damn lucky to get off the way you did. I can't believe nobody else on this board feels the same. The road isn't a playground. Weaving in and out of traffic without signaling and taking off fast at lights only attract attention. If you are gonna streetrace, do it sensibly. Granted I don't know you personaly or your driving habits but based on your story, I hope I never run into you on the road.

...or something like that. Eh, whateva.

 

Speaking for myself only, I find it very hard not to leap off of the stop line and to stay within the speed limit all the time. I do always signal when I change lanes though. Our cars are too much fun not to play sometimes!!!

 

You said it, bro!

 

I dont think she was on a power trip or she would have nailed your ass to the wall. She may have wanted to you though.

 

haha wtf were you thinking

 

Man...I thought it was a rent-a-cop. Thus I didn't care at the moment. But when the lights came on...then I started caring.

Put ths one under my belt as a learning experience.

 

She still wanted you, maybe it was the beanie?

 

i'm speechless...pretty funny tho. What does your 'beanie' look like?...I keep picturing those little hats with the propeller...

 

 

if she was attractive i definitely would've turned my "game" mode on but you got lucky as shit!

 

Lmao, that happened to me before, only I got off because the cop's father used to have my car. Man cot damn NYSP, haha :bubbarubb

 

dude, take off yoru hat whenever you get pulled over!


you gotta be an idiot to have a beenie on when getting pulled over, that's just begging for the cop to think your a punk

 

ive jumped on it next to a cop thinking it was a impalla SS i was wrong and just eased off the gas lol

 

I came to a red light on a 4-lane road (4 each way). I was in second lane from the left, and there was a cop in the right far lane. On green, I took off like a mofo, but stayed exactly at the speed limit. I know the cop wasn't happy. I signaled properly over two lanes, got in front of the cop, slowed down, and pulled into a store. If taking off like that didn't piss off the cop, I'm sure this did.

Proper way to get pulled over --

Turn on your blinker to acknowledge that you see the cop. Pull over safely off the road. Hat off, sunglasses off, window down, car shut off, and both hands on the steering wheel. If night time, turn on the dome light. Be courteous, and try to sweet-talk your way out, but don't push it too hard.

I did exactly that and I was able to get away with a possible drag racing charge. I shit you not.