Say Goodbye!
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Say Goodbye!
Not really a race, just a funny experience I had tonight. I was approaching my neighboorhood and went into the residents side. In the non resident side there was a new Eclipse. My community is filled with old people, and we have security guards at the gates. Anyhow, the gate where the eclipse is waiting opens, and my resident gate opens at the same time. I decide to try to showoff a little for the eclipse lol... which was stupid. I cut him off to get to the stop sign first, because its about a 1 mile one lane stretch ahead. So it's a decently sharp left turn, and from the stop I just floor it around the turn. My wheels were squealing like crazy. It was ridicolously loud, and keep in mind I am about 15 feet from the guardhouse. So anyhow, I am about 1/4 mile down the long curvy stretch, and one of the security guard cars comes out of one of the subneighborhoods. I am going about 35 in the 30, and all of a sudden the guy puts on his secuirty guard lights that are flashing like crazy, and he is shining his brights on me. Well anyhow, these security guards do not have any legal authority, so I drop it in 2nd and I am off. This Suzuki SUV, is trying to chase me, but he had no chance. By the time I was at the end of the stretch he was probably a 1/4-1/2 mile back. It was good stuff, but I learned my lesson. Never spin my tires in my own neighborhood!
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From: MARYLAND
Re: Say Goodbye!
Originally posted by Renegade
Not really a race, just a funny experience I had tonight. I was approaching my neighboorhood and went into the residents side. In the non resident side there was a new Eclipse. My community is filled with old people, and we have security guards at the gates. Anyhow, the gate where the eclipse is waiting opens, and my resident gate opens at the same time. I decide to try to showoff a little for the eclipse lol... which was stupid. I cut him off to get to the stop sign first, because its about a 1 mile one lane stretch ahead. So it's a decently sharp left turn, and from the stop I just floor it around the turn. My wheels were squealing like crazy. It was ridicolously loud, and keep in mind I am about 15 feet from the guardhouse. So anyhow, I am about 1/4 mile down the long curvy stretch, and one of the security guard cars comes out of one of the subneighborhoods. I am going about 35 in the 30, and all of a sudden the guy puts on his secuirty guard lights that are flashing like crazy, and he is shining his brights on me. Well anyhow, these security guards do not have any legal authority, so I drop it in 2nd and I am off. This Suzuki SUV, is trying to chase me, but he had no chance. By the time I was at the end of the stretch he was probably a 1/4-1/2 mile back. It was good stuff, but I learned my lesson. Never spin my tires in my own neighborhood!
Not really a race, just a funny experience I had tonight. I was approaching my neighboorhood and went into the residents side. In the non resident side there was a new Eclipse. My community is filled with old people, and we have security guards at the gates. Anyhow, the gate where the eclipse is waiting opens, and my resident gate opens at the same time. I decide to try to showoff a little for the eclipse lol... which was stupid. I cut him off to get to the stop sign first, because its about a 1 mile one lane stretch ahead. So it's a decently sharp left turn, and from the stop I just floor it around the turn. My wheels were squealing like crazy. It was ridicolously loud, and keep in mind I am about 15 feet from the guardhouse. So anyhow, I am about 1/4 mile down the long curvy stretch, and one of the security guard cars comes out of one of the subneighborhoods. I am going about 35 in the 30, and all of a sudden the guy puts on his secuirty guard lights that are flashing like crazy, and he is shining his brights on me. Well anyhow, these security guards do not have any legal authority, so I drop it in 2nd and I am off. This Suzuki SUV, is trying to chase me, but he had no chance. By the time I was at the end of the stretch he was probably a 1/4-1/2 mile back. It was good stuff, but I learned my lesson. Never spin my tires in my own neighborhood!
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From: Edmond
HAHAHA! those security guards are gonna keep a close eye on u from now on. thats hilarious that it was in ur own neighborhood! next time they chase u just stick ur hand outta of the sunroof and :pfawk:
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Who does the security? I've seen communities that let some of the old geezers play security guard. I can picture some old guy in a Suzuki SUV, driving 5 mph under the speed limit in hot pursuit.
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Do it again and if he follows take him on a "low speed chase"...
Or smoke him off the line then slow down to a crawl till he catches up, then do it again... and again...
Act like you are pulling over then when he stops drive ahead like 50 feet and stop... then do it again...
Or smoke him off the line then slow down to a crawl till he catches up, then do it again... and again...
Act like you are pulling over then when he stops drive ahead like 50 feet and stop... then do it again...
ok......
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