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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 03:06 PM
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i'm driving down south i-35e in lewisville texas and the road becomes 3 lanes rather than 2, and all of a sudden, there is a porsche on my ass. i didn't know what to do. so i got to the far right lane which just appeared and gunned it. it was a hefty strip of road and he kept up right with me. i was wondering if he was going to pass me, cause i mean carreras have to be much faster, but anyways, he stays behind me and we're going about 130 then we hit light traffic, kinda sucked. then i exited so i didn't get to see the driver. but on the way back from dropping my friend off at the honda dealership to pick up his prelude, i run into the same damn porsche. cruising in traffic at about 10 mph. he hits the button for the spoiler and as soon as the traffic gives up, he guns it and he's off. man, this driver is good. he cuts across 3 lanes and then back 3 lanes to get an opening. it's crazy. plus, his car is much faster and smaller than hours. but anyways, later, he gets in the right lane (this is after we get back to 2 lanes) and i'm pullin in the left and he cuts me off! i was so pissed. so i decided to mess with him. we're rollin at around 80 and there comes this on/off ramp, the one where there is an extra lane for a few hundred meters. i catch it and end up cutting him off cause he went the other way for it. he shakes his finger at me (some old ass guy with like a toddler in his passenger seat) and i was like wtf? so i just didn't let him in for the rest of my trip back which was like 10 minutes or so. mucho fun. used up a lot of gas though. oh well, i figure it was worth the much it was. =)
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 05:55 PM
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Let's just say he was toying with you. A 911 won't beat you, it will destroy you in EVERY aspect.

I've driven NovaWhiteTypeS's ride and it's pretty fast, but no match for a 911. If you're cruising at around 80mph and you go at it, you bring out the best of the 911's. They are hella fast on the highway.
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 06:14 PM
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yeah- the 911 would smear you up and down the road.
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by AC:
<STRONG>Let's just say he was toying with you. A 911 won't beat you, it will destroy you in EVERY aspect.

I've driven NovaWhiteTypeS's ride and it's pretty fast, but no match for a 911. If you're cruising at around 80mph and you go at it, you bring out the best of the 911's. They are hella fast on the highway.</STRONG>
I'm pretty sure that's what ktown378 meant when he said "his car is much faster and smaller than ours"...
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 06:22 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>yeah- the 911 would smear you up and down the road.</STRONG>
ya think?
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 07:11 PM
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yup
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>yup </STRONG>
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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

</STRONG>
I get the last word in Bozo! Ahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahah


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Old Aug 2, 2001 | 07:58 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
I get the last word in Bozo! Ahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahah


</STRONG>
oh, okay...

:p
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 12:25 AM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

oh, okay...

:p</STRONG>
THAT'S RIGHT!
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 12:35 AM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
I get the last word in Bozo! Ahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahah


</STRONG>
You're nuts!
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
THAT'S RIGHT!</STRONG>
NO WAY!
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

NO WAY! </STRONG>

What do you mean?
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>


What do you mean?
</STRONG>
I'm sorry. was this exchange supposed to mean something?

I thought we were just post-whoring away...
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

I'm sorry. was this exchange supposed to mean something?

I thought we were just post-whoring away...</STRONG>
nope
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 04:37 PM
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Damn PW infested whores!
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
nope</STRONG>
okay.
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 06:04 PM
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fucking newbies
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 06:49 PM
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I just got back from a test drive in a new 911 Carerra 4. In one word....AWESOME. That car really has it all. I still got to talk the GF into letting me buy it though.

It was Black on Black with Turbo look wheels and the aluminum accent interior. The car needs nothing, and I mean nothing.

If you have a local dealership, set up an appointment and take a test drive. Made my f'n day.
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Old Aug 3, 2001 | 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by mchtypeS:
<STRONG>fucking newbies </STRONG>
you're welcome to season my member anytime, big boy...
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Old Aug 4, 2001 | 10:47 AM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

you're welcome to season my member anytime, big boy... </STRONG>
Is it Friday already?
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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 03:33 PM
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[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: tankmonkey ]
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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 03:49 PM
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[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: tankmonkey ]
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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: tankmonkey ]</STRONG>
What's the matter- can't talk with your mouth full??

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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
What's the matter- can't talk with your mouth full??

</STRONG>
I'm speechless... :p
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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by CCns24:
<STRONG>I still got to talk the GF into letting me buy it though.</STRONG>
If she starts protesting, point out to her that with a 911 it won't take you long to find a new girlfriend
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Old Aug 6, 2001 | 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by TooMuchRice:
<STRONG>

If she starts protesting, point out to her that with a 911 it won't take you long to find a new girlfriend </STRONG>
lol
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 05:14 PM
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wow, this post got a lot of replies. too bad they were all USELESS. hahaha...j/k. but anyways...
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by ktown378:
<STRONG>wow, this post got a lot of replies. too bad they were all USELESS. hahaha...j/k. but anyways...</STRONG>
<pot> "kettle, this is pot. please come in. over."
<kettle> "pot, this is kettle. go ahead. over."
<pot> "kettle, this is pot. you are black. over."
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

<pot> "kettle, this is pot. please come in. over."
<kettle> "pot, this is kettle. go ahead. over."
<pot> "kettle, this is pot. you are black. over."</STRONG>
???

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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>
???

</STRONG>
???

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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 06:34 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>

???

</STRONG>
that's what I said!
:p
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
<STRONG>

that's what I said!
:p</STRONG>
I know! isn't that fabulous?

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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 08:20 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
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I know! isn't that fabulous?

</STRONG>
You are officially a POST WHORE!
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 09:07 PM
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Originally posted by WildWolf:
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You are officially a POST WHORE!
</STRONG>

but only in racing stories...

isn't that odd?
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Old Aug 7, 2001 | 11:44 PM
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Originally posted by tankmonkey:
<STRONG>


but only in racing stories...

isn't that odd? </STRONG>
no- who really cares about anything else?

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