Opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on an old guy in an ES300
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Opened up a can of WHOOP ASS on an old guy in an ES300
I know, not a fair race by any means, but this prick was asking for it. Let me set up the "old guy" part for you (No offense to our older members. I'm no spring chicken myself, and this guy just personified cock-knocker.) Mid-fifties, politician haircut, blue oxford with white collar and cuffs, cuff links, and some stupid-ass personalized plate. REALLY thought he was the shit in that ES300.
This dick was all over the road in front of me, speeding up, slowing down for about two miles be before we hit a light on a backwoods, country road. At this particular intersection, the right lane goes straight through while the left is exclusive to a left-hand turn. Because I'm going straight, I'm behind the guy until we make it through the intersection where the road opens back up to two lanes. The entire time through the intersection, Lexus Man, who's two car lengths ahead of me, holds back on the throttle until he sees me swing out on the left to overtake him at which point he buries it in a feeble attempt to tell me to fuck off. I'm doing 40 in third and drop it to second, reel his ass in, redline second at his driver's door, hit third and walk on his ass with the engine screaming.
I know this guy was trying to blow me off because he was watching his speedo with both hands on the wheel in a death grip, pushing forward like he was going to be able to move the car a little faster by shear will alone. Dick wouldn't even look over.
This dick was all over the road in front of me, speeding up, slowing down for about two miles be before we hit a light on a backwoods, country road. At this particular intersection, the right lane goes straight through while the left is exclusive to a left-hand turn. Because I'm going straight, I'm behind the guy until we make it through the intersection where the road opens back up to two lanes. The entire time through the intersection, Lexus Man, who's two car lengths ahead of me, holds back on the throttle until he sees me swing out on the left to overtake him at which point he buries it in a feeble attempt to tell me to fuck off. I'm doing 40 in third and drop it to second, reel his ass in, redline second at his driver's door, hit third and walk on his ass with the engine screaming.
I know this guy was trying to blow me off because he was watching his speedo with both hands on the wheel in a death grip, pushing forward like he was going to be able to move the car a little faster by shear will alone. Dick wouldn't even look over.
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yeah the es is much nicer and faster then i thought. i was dissapointed when my grandpa got one. i was trying to talk him into the gs models. anyways i was very surprised. i figured cuz it was the cheapest lexus it woudl be more like a camry. anyway the gs400 is what u got to look out for. they are slighty faster to 60 cuz of the v8. not to mention 320hp. now me on the other hand i got to look out for almost everyone. damn i4.
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i love when i4 cords try to race me. what a joke. they weigh as much as the first gen 3.0 cl if not slighty more. hah. now the v6 i try not to pull up next to cuz i will be embarresed that my cl couldnt take it out.
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Nice kill!
Those are the funnest types of races... ya know... against non car enthusiasts who think that anything with 6 cylinders is fast! Classic....
Those are the funnest types of races... ya know... against non car enthusiasts who think that anything with 6 cylinders is fast! Classic....
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