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Old 08-08-2001, 02:52 PM
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One huge disadvantage on CL-S!!!!!!!

Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

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Yeah, Use their car.

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<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Starts with an R. I think it's called Ramblings.
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Look for the closest Super 8 to the street corner where you picked her up at!


 
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ha ha ha

Corners are so tight for this.
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did you try the lovely spacious trunk?
take that spare out and you have plenty of room in there.
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I got 12 inch Kicker PSR 120 in there. I love to listen music while I fuck.
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You should stick to jacking off. Please don't contaminate the gene pool.

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Old 08-08-2001, 03:14 PM
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get a lincoln navigator
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Old 08-08-2001, 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>I got 12 inch Kicker PSR 120 in there. I love to listen music while I fuck. </STRONG>

OMFG, :o :o :o
you can't be serious with this post right, I mean come on if you can afford a 30k car you can get a nice little hotel room somewhere
for a night and keep the smells and stains out of the CLS. Not to be a buzz kill.
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Old 08-08-2001, 03:17 PM
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a pillow over the center piece helps a bit. You must be in shape to do the nasty in the CL-S!
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If you push the "VSA OFF" button, the back seat turns into a double bed. VSA (Vehicle Sex Assistant) is standard on all Acura models now. I can't believe your dealer didn't tell you that!!!

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Open the friggin sunroof, have her ride u with her head out of the car. This helps too if she's ugly
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I'd just borrow my dad's Expedition. With the third row seat out it's like a freakin bed in the back!
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OMG this is some funny stuff. Just bend her ass over the hood and go to work.
Park somewhere secluded or hell do it the a full parking lot. Hey some people get off like that.
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Originally posted by HellaWhat:
<STRONG>Open the friggin sunroof, have her ride u with her head out of the car. This helps too if she's ugly </STRONG>
yeah baby!yeah!
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man u are so cool..man u are cool..haha..
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

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Very simple solution, get a room!
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Old 08-08-2001, 03:59 PM
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Some funny sujestions fellaz?


Any more?

ha ha
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