One huge disadvantage on CL-S!!!!!!!

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Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:52 PM
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One huge disadvantage on CL-S!!!!!!!

Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:53 PM
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Yeah, Use their car.

Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:54 PM
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Starts with an R. I think it's called Ramblings.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Look for the closest Super 8 to the street corner where you picked her up at!


Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:58 PM
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ha ha ha

Corners are so tight for this.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 02:59 PM
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did you try the lovely spacious trunk?
take that spare out and you have plenty of room in there.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:02 PM
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I got 12 inch Kicker PSR 120 in there. I love to listen music while I fuck.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:06 PM
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You should stick to jacking off. Please don't contaminate the gene pool.

Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:14 PM
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get a lincoln navigator
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>I got 12 inch Kicker PSR 120 in there. I love to listen music while I fuck. </STRONG>

OMFG, :o :o :o
you can't be serious with this post right, I mean come on if you can afford a 30k car you can get a nice little hotel room somewhere
for a night and keep the smells and stains out of the CLS. Not to be a buzz kill.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:17 PM
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a pillow over the center piece helps a bit. You must be in shape to do the nasty in the CL-S!
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:20 PM
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If you push the "VSA OFF" button, the back seat turns into a double bed. VSA (Vehicle Sex Assistant) is standard on all Acura models now. I can't believe your dealer didn't tell you that!!!

Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:23 PM
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Open the friggin sunroof, have her ride u with her head out of the car. This helps too if she's ugly
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:24 PM
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I'd just borrow my dad's Expedition. With the third row seat out it's like a freakin bed in the back!
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:32 PM
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OMG this is some funny stuff. Just bend her ass over the hood and go to work.
Park somewhere secluded or hell do it the a full parking lot. Hey some people get off like that.
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by HellaWhat:
<STRONG>Open the friggin sunroof, have her ride u with her head out of the car. This helps too if she's ugly </STRONG>
yeah baby!yeah!
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:45 PM
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man u are so cool..man u are cool..haha..
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by satellite 23:
<STRONG>Hi people I own CL_S for about 5 months already, I love the car. I impressed with performance and the V6 engine that delivers 260HP. I love the handling, and 17-inch wheels. But there is only one huge disadvantage: Any time that I am trying to fuck a chick in the car I am getting out like I was beaten up. I tried all different ways to fuck them. I tried on the back, in front. The back seat has this stupid case in the middle that gives you huge discomfort to move. I used to own Maxima and you can play football on the back seat. Any position suggestions on fucking in the260 HP Acura CL type S?

Please help.

Thanks.
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Very simple solution, get a room!
Old Aug 8, 2001 | 03:59 PM
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Some funny sujestions fellaz?


Any more?

ha ha
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