My cls almost got stolen...
05-08-2002, 09:00 PM
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IF you really want to make your car theft proof this is what I do....
Go to some kind of homosexual condom shack store.
Buy the biggest inflatable blow up doll of a black man that they have.
Position The Doll in the Drivers seat when you park your car.
Give the Doll a name like Tryone or something.
Trust me, it works for awhile.
Go to some kind of homosexual condom shack store.
Buy the biggest inflatable blow up doll of a black man that they have.
Position The Doll in the Drivers seat when you park your car.
Give the Doll a name like Tryone or something.
Trust me, it works for awhile.
05-08-2002, 09:12 PM
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gjr2001:
Ha ha especially if you have really good tint...though it'd be better to put him in the back instead of the front
Or you could just buy a pit bull and keep him in the car all the time 
Austin519
Ha ha especially if you have really good tint...though it'd be better to put him in the back instead of the front
Or you could just buy a pit bull and keep him in the car all the time Austin519
05-08-2002, 09:19 PM
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Viper 550 ESP with Proximity SENSORS. Wont give them a chance to get next to your passener nor driver side doors, alarm will chirp, if still close they alarm will sound off. Put 2 pairs of Wolo air horns too. they like 30 bucks. sounds like a truck though. guaranteed to wake you up. Add strobes for more action. Weilan, best strobes.
05-08-2002, 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by Austin519
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A shotgun and a stakeout...works every time. Aim for their kneecaps.
Austin519
Type S:
A shotgun and a stakeout...works every time
. Aim for their kneecaps.Austin519
Fuck that, aim for the head
05-08-2002, 10:55 PM
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moforose3.0:
And my comment afterward to Moo
"Exactly...if you shoot them in the kneecaps they'll live...at least for awhile. I never, ever mentioned what you would do to them afterward...I always enjoyed the idea of tying someone to a slab and sandblasting them until the first two layers of skin were gone...then soaking them in alcohol...then of course lighting it on fire...but that's just me. "
Heh, don't fuck with my car
Austin519
And my comment afterward to Moo
"Exactly...if you shoot them in the kneecaps they'll live...at least for awhile. I never, ever mentioned what you would do to them afterward...I always enjoyed the idea of tying someone to a slab and sandblasting them until the first two layers of skin were gone...then soaking them in alcohol...then of course lighting it on fire...but that's just me. "
Heh, don't fuck with my carAustin519
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