Mitsubishi Moron... :)

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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 07:45 AM
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Mitsubishi Moron... :)

So I'm driving home last night and I see a red Eclipse (older generation) in front of me with Altezzas. So I catch him to take a look at what he's got and rev at him just for the fun of it.
I'm behind him and as we go under a bridge I downshift WOT and the intake sounds great (LOVE it in tunnels, under bridges ) so then I pull up next to him at the light and look over at his ride and see that it's 99% stock (1% Altezza). But this guys trying to do his best impression of a "mad constipated ape stare" at me like he's having road rage flashbacks. So seeing him doing this I laugh at him and said "What?!" So I think its on at the light and either he did give it all 100 HP (Hampster Power) or he didn't but i took off leaving him to sulk and work out his constipation issues.

Why can't you rev at people out here and get in a FRIENDLY race, you know, where afterwards you ask what's under the hood etc.
Whay are soo many people all mad all the time??
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 07:54 AM
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Sounds like he needs to eat a few more bananas to help with that "mad constipated ape stare".

Maybe you were just to intimidating!
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 08:27 AM
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"Why can't you rev at people out here and get in a FRIENDLY race, you know, where afterwards you ask what's under the hood etc.
Whay are soo many people all mad all the time??"


Probably because you smoked his Ass!!


:P
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 08:37 AM
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Everybody in this area has issues!!! Is this the new trend or something. I just saw a whacked-up neon the other day with one altezza. Can ya buy just one?!?! Or is this retard trying to set a new trend?!!?! Maybe I'll go easy on him and assume he was in an accident or something. But at least go back to stock!!!
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 08:50 AM
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"mad constipated ape stare" thats funny !

well i know why he was mad ......... MOFO is jealous !!!! they all are wouldnt you be .

some kid at gym " oh you have a toy car with 4 cylinder engine" i m like dude my shit 2x more expensive than your barely breathing Mitsubishi 3000gt with 200.000 miles on and broken foglights, dude you ain’t shit !
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 11:35 AM
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3000 GT Mitsu? All I have to say is "power-to-weight". If he ain't turbo'ed, he aint nothin... just heavy.


Yeah, he must have been jealous.

I also won't say too much about the black Focuzzzz with the blue washer lights and tints I was messin with on the 695. He didn't want nothin, even after 3 rice-boy-fly-bys. He just kept puttering along at 60 mph in the fast lane.

I did have some fun letting some type of lowered car chase me last night. I don't know what it was. He got caught in traffic I guess.
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Old Feb 19, 2002 | 11:43 AM
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Originally posted by NOMAD
3000 GT Mitsu? All I have to say is "power-to-weight". If he ain't turbo'ed, he aint nothin... just heavy.


Yeah, he must have been jealous.

I also won't say too much about the black Focuzzzz with the blue washer lights and tints I was messin with on the 695. He didn't want nothin, even after 3 rice-boy-fly-bys. He just kept puttering along at 60 mph in the fast lane.

I did have some fun letting some type of lowered car chase me last night. I don't know what it was. He got caught in traffic I guess.

Naaaah man that shit aint now VR4 he got sl <------ crap
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Old Feb 21, 2002 | 03:33 AM
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I eat the 3000 GT for breakfast then use that heavy piece of shit to wipe my ass. Thing is WAY too heavy for its own good.
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