I went up against a ricer the other night when I was going over to my girl's crib. I pulled up at a light and saw a CL rice rocket right next to me. I think the guy had lightning bolts shaved in the side of his head but that is beside the point. Anyways, I look over, with Kid Rock blaring, and ask him if he's got what it takes. He makes some noise that sounded like a yes so I immediately began to let my pony rev. The flows were hella deep, bro. So I can tell this fool is sweatin' me, the light turns green and all he sees is my euro tail lights. It wasn't even close, I have gone up against many Acura ricers before but this was definetly my best kill to date. I have one of the sickest ponies on the west coast, and with each kill she is getting stronger and stronger. Just thinking of that pure American muscle makes me want to throw back a twelver of Old Milwaukee and hit the road to some AC/DC. I don't know if you guys can understand this feeling, but if you do I would love to hear it.

 

You need to go back to the stable where you belong.

 

before everyone on here starts to flame for me calling this guy rice, let me clear this up he had a body kit... unpainted, a lot of yellow stickers and white rims.

 

you have the maturity and brains and of a 4 year old child

 

i love hearing about rice kills, no matter what you drive!!! props dude!! good kill on a gay-boy ricer.

 

Talk about modesty

 

oh my god mustang man!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE YOU EUROTAILS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CALL HIM RICE, YOU MANAGED TO RICE OUT AN AMERICAN MUSCLE CAR!

 

we call that minute rice

 

How can you talk about ricers, American muscle, and put this garbage on your car?

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"one of the sickest ponies" could have not said it better myself.

 

Do you actually think anyone here believes this bullshit?

 

....eurotails on a mustang....jeez....what do your mustang buddies say to that?

 

i think i have seen this guy before

 

i think this is it....

 

i thought this was his???:P

 

sorry my bad maybe it was this

 

this is his show winner

 

This pony rider is full of shit. He first says he has raced me and beat me (please), and then he goes on and challenges me and doesent show. Why dont you and your pony rock on to your ac/dc and ride off into the sunset since you are not wanted around here.

 

You make it sound like it is some big stretch to beat you...I have already done it once, and you didn't show for part 2. Your car is slow, you have absolutely no game, and you like the company of men. I don't know what else there is to say to you.

 

closed before it gets out of hand