important info for header owners!!!!!!
#1
important info for header owners!!!!!!
what ever you do....DO NOT touch the headers with the car running....
I had just started the car ...it was making some new noises.I thought ,oh,oh!they loosened up,....grab it just long enough to realize i had just cooked my thumb and middle finger...the good news...now when i jerk off...I'll be able to imagine it's Selma hiayk(sp?)...since i have no feeling and it feels alot like i spilled crazy glue on them...please try atleast at first not to laugh to hard at this, as i am still in alot of pain ...and have not found the ability to laugh myself...
I had just started the car ...it was making some new noises.I thought ,oh,oh!they loosened up,....grab it just long enough to realize i had just cooked my thumb and middle finger...the good news...now when i jerk off...I'll be able to imagine it's Selma hiayk(sp?)...since i have no feeling and it feels alot like i spilled crazy glue on them...please try atleast at first not to laugh to hard at this, as i am still in alot of pain ...and have not found the ability to laugh myself...
#4
Re: important info for header owners!!!!!!
Originally posted by typeR
what ever you do....DO NOT touch the headers with the car running....
I had just started the car ...it was making some new noises.I thought ,oh,oh!they loosened up,....grab it just long enough to realize i had just cooked my thumb and middle finger...the good news...now when i jerk off...I'll be able to imagine it's Selma hiayk(sp?)...since i have no feeling and it feels alot like i spilled crazy glue on them...please try atleast at first not to laugh to hard at this, as i am still in alot of pain ...and have not found the ability to laugh myself...
what ever you do....DO NOT touch the headers with the car running....
I had just started the car ...it was making some new noises.I thought ,oh,oh!they loosened up,....grab it just long enough to realize i had just cooked my thumb and middle finger...the good news...now when i jerk off...I'll be able to imagine it's Selma hiayk(sp?)...since i have no feeling and it feels alot like i spilled crazy glue on them...please try atleast at first not to laugh to hard at this, as i am still in alot of pain ...and have not found the ability to laugh myself...
#5
Originally posted by mrdeeno
all you had to say was "dont' touch the headers when they're hot."
that would've been enough...but instead, now i'm going to have nightmares about crazy glue and jerking off.
all you had to say was "dont' touch the headers when they're hot."
that would've been enough...but instead, now i'm going to have nightmares about crazy glue and jerking off.
#6
Re: Re: important info for header owners!!!!!!
Originally posted by moomaster_99
Another example of a Floridian...
Another example of a Floridian...
Hmm isn't it common sense not to touch whats known as an exhaust mandifold where hot gases are expelled from the engine anyhow The stock manifold has a do no touch hand sign, right?
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#10
BTW TypeR,
Just in case you feel the need to in the future here are a few things that you also not do.
1. Stick your fingers under a running lawnmower
2. Pour hot coffee on yourself.
3. Blow dry your hair in the bathtub.
One the other hand, since there wasn't a warning to not be stupid (as there NOW are in the above cases) you could probably file a suit against Comptech and make a killing.
Just in case you feel the need to in the future here are a few things that you also not do.
1. Stick your fingers under a running lawnmower
2. Pour hot coffee on yourself.
3. Blow dry your hair in the bathtub.
One the other hand, since there wasn't a warning to not be stupid (as there NOW are in the above cases) you could probably file a suit against Comptech and make a killing.
#14
Originally posted by technoid
Who's Selma hiayk(sp?) :confused
Who's Selma hiayk(sp?) :confused
BTW i had just started the car for the first time so i thought there wasnt enough time for them to get hot ...but after i realized that is the spent gases of the explosions that occur in order for the car to run DUH!!!!!also now it's funny it hurt too much last night...
#16
Originally posted by HellaWhat
TypeR, I've got to hand it to you, this rates up there with amir's "clicky clicky thingy" thing
TypeR, I've got to hand it to you, this rates up there with amir's "clicky clicky thingy" thing
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