Being a MegaMod and all, I think it's my perogative to bend the rules a bit with this one. Yeah, I guess it could be Car Talk, but still.....I know better.

I got this in an e-mail. Now, some of these damn things are FUNNY! I especially am happy with the Honda one. Oh, isn't it so perfect what they say about Toyota?

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive?

LEXUS
Like Everyone eXpects Unbelievable Style?

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

------------------
Ken
'01 Satin Silver CL-P
Performance: Headers, K&N Drop-In, Comptech Springs/Sways, 17" Borbet T's & Eagle RS-A's.
Other: Flaps, X-Pel Clear Bra, Cannon Mats, Polarg Accent Bulbs, & Burlwood Shift Knob.

Stock GTech: 7.15
Current G-Tech: 6.46

 

I like the SAAB one myself!!!

I'll let ya get away with this topic this time...but watch out next time :P

LOL!!!!!!!

------------------
avengerjr
2001 CL-S Satin Silver / Ebony Interior / Non-Navi[*] spoiler , wheel locks , 35% tint[*] fenderwell trim , mud guards[*] winter floor mats , full nose mask[*] Xephyr CAI - on the way

girlfriend
1999 3.8L V6 Mustang Coupe Black / Black Cloth Interior[*] spoiler , 35% tint[*] MAC CAI - soon to order

 

I SAY BAN HIM!!!
j/k. I will enjoy using some of those on people at work.

------------------
Please have a crane drop on my car so I have to buy a new CL-S. But wait till I'm not in the car. Thanks

 

strrrrike one!

 

.............................................IM STLL NOT TALKING TO YOU ,LAZY BASTARD



------------------
'01 3.2 CL typeR
Sundance Platinum
Llumar platinum plus
tint 20% all around
-----------------
'98 ACCORD V-6 sedan
16" coupe wheels
215/55/16 nitto's
20% smoke titanium

 

Actually you just did.


------------------
Please have a crane drop on my car so I have to buy a new CL-S. But wait till I'm not in the car. Thanks

 

... heres why i sent this days ago asking for it as my avitar no response three emails no response...IM going back to ghost town i mean H-A..j/k

------------------
'01 3.2 CL typeR
Sundance Platinum
Llumar platinum plus
tint 20% all around
-----------------
'98 ACCORD V-6 sedan
16" coupe wheels
215/55/16 nitto's
20% smoke titanium

 

Hmmmm. He is probably really busy. He was very responsive with my request.



------------------
Please have a crane drop on my car so I have to buy a new CL-S. But wait till I'm not in the car. Thanks

 

ACURA
A Car U Really Admire

------------------
2001 Satin silver CL-S
* no navi, spoiler, mudguards
* wheel locks, full front mask
* fenderwell and door trim
* soon Comptech springs and sways
* 5% tint rear side, back

 

[/b][/QUOTE]
Hmmmm. He is probably really busy. He was very responsive with my request.

[/B][/QUOTE]...youre a bastard too



------------------
'01 3.2 CL typeR
Sundance Platinum
Llumar platinum plus
tint 20% all around
-----------------
'98 ACCORD V-6 sedan
16" coupe wheels
215/55/16 nitto's
20% smoke titanium

 

DODGE
do or die garage experiment
dies on day gauranteed ends
dear old dad's garden equipment
PLYMOUTH
please leave your money out under the hood
SUBARU
still under built and really unreliable
FORD
frequently overhauled rarely driven
f*cked over rebuilt dodge
and if you spell it backwards you get DROF which stands for driver returns on foot
Jens

------------------
1992 mazda Miata lowered with Eibach springs KYB AGX adjustable struts Sparco racing buckets 4 point safety harnesses Momo steering wheel lo profile headlite system with PIAA superwhite bulbs Custom audio system Custom gauges Jackson racing supercharger with header and Greddy cat back exhaust and a ton of other stuff 2000 Honda Civic on APEX coilovers Full Alpine Audio system factory fogs with Piaa bulbs Catz ZETA headlamp system tinted custom taillites and on and on

 

i'm moving this topic to OT!
um.... ok i'm not. just had to say it! :P

------------------
YuppieCL
'90 Accord LX
'01 3.2CL Type S
#6487, Satin Silver, Navi, Spoiler, Comptech springs, 35% Llumar window tint
PhotoPoint Pics!

 

FORD
F**ked On Race Day

MOPAR
My Old Plymouth Aint Runnin'


------------------
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot!

01 Type-S
Satin Silver/Ebony
Navigation-Spoiler-Muds-Wheel locks-35% Tint-PIAA wedges-V1 and remote

[This message has been edited by Rock Dog (edited 02-02-2001).]

 

you know what is sad, i heard this before
bmw = black mans wish

its so racist, i am so pissed

i hope everybody looks down on the person who invented this.
ok
bye

 

ACURA:
All Class Under Reasonable Aspirations



------------------
- Kvit -
2001 CL-P Blue Sub 6
Polarg BlHybrid M-6 Road lamps
http://albums.photopoint.com/j/Album...725&a=10358832

Club Events Moderator

 

SAAB = Some A$$hole Actually Bought it

Pontiac= Poor 'ol nigga thinks it's a cadillac. (sorry for the N word)

Ford = F*ucked on race day


------------------

 

BMW
bless my warranty
because God knows your gonna need it!!!

------------------
1992 mazda Miata lowered with Eibach springs KYB AGX adjustable struts Sparco racing buckets 4 point safety harnesses Momo steering wheel lo profile headlite system with PIAA superwhite bulbs Custom audio system Custom gauges Jackson racing supercharger with header and Greddy cat back exhaust and a ton of other stuff 2000 Honda Civic on APEX coilovers Full Alpine Audio system factory fogs with Piaa bulbs Catz ZETA headlamp system tinted custom taillites and on and on