FUNNY SLEEPER CAR hahahaha

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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 03:11 PM
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FUNNY SLEEPER CAR hahahaha

i was talking with my buddie at lunch at work.(he has a mustang GT all souped up)
he said you wanna get a fast Honda or Acura right.
he's like here's how you doing it
step #1 find a Civic DX,LX,or EX(can't be a SI) he said leave it plain as possible
step #2 Add NOS
(this next step is funny)
he said here's the secret to making it a sleeper.
step #4 Add either a baby on board sign or my kid a honor student at such and such middle school bumper sticker.
then i said dude that isn't exactly a chick magnet.
he said true but you can buy 2 sleepers for one CL.
that's the story
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 03:13 PM
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no doubt but what about the wheels etc.,? that might give it away.
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 03:16 PM
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Make sure you stick on the wheel cover stock wheels, and leave the straw pipe stock exhaust....Major sleeper
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 03:27 PM
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that story sucked..


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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by 4thGSi:
<STRONG>Make sure you stick on the wheel cover stock wheels, and leave the straw pipe stock exhaust....Major sleeper</STRONG>
My friend has a black civic w/ jackson super charger w/ stock hub caps and stock exhaust.

big time sleeper, no tint, no nothing on the outside all engine!
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by amirsafdari:
<STRONG>that story sucked..


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I agree.

Sorry.
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 05:22 PM
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I raced an old garbage looking 80's Corolla and was expecting to spank it. Suprisingly he kept up quite well and given a long enough stretch he would have probably taken me, I wasn't spraying nitrous of course(my bottle was off). I was so pissed off. I asked him what he had and he had a supercharged Toyota 2TC engine. Go figure!
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 06:55 PM
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Don't forget to have the baby seat in the back with the Winnie the Pooh sun shade on the side window.

The other thing that would be fun, is to have a completely rice out Civic DX, complete with Type-R stickers, chrome fender trim, blue headlights, altezza tail lights, TONS of stickers and Kanji Symbols, single wiper conversion, mega obnoxious spoiler and unpainted body kit, super loud resonated exhaust tip (gotta be big though), powered by Honda stickers, upside down Acura symbol, but have a b18 or h22 engine swap with turbo or super charger.

Everyone will THINK you have a riced out POS that runs 17's when if fact you can run 13's.
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 10:01 PM
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what happened to step 3? and you need to learn how to tell stories better... i kinda got lost but i still understood what you were trying to say
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Old Jul 27, 2001 | 10:02 PM
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Originally posted by amirsafdari:
<STRONG>that story sucked..


</STRONG>
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old Jul 28, 2001 | 07:34 AM
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sorry man...
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Old Jul 28, 2001 | 12:44 PM
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Yeah dude, Learn to tell stories!!!
And, what happened to step #3?

But, great idea. It would be funny to see a civic SMOKE some integra GSR Ricer, Especially with a My son is an honor roll student sticker and maybe a handicapped sticker aswell
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Old Jul 28, 2001 | 03:03 PM
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Originally posted by BNut:
<STRONG>Don't forget to have the baby seat in the back with the Winnie the Pooh sun shade on the side window.

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Hey man, everyone knows that Winnie the Pooh = Power :p
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Old Jul 29, 2001 | 01:56 AM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
oh yeah that's atleast 50 hp gain right there.
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Old Jul 29, 2001 | 02:12 AM
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For anyt and all OPIE & ANTHONY RADIO TALK LISTENERS especially in tri-state area....

"ummm.. when you tell a story.. make sure theres a point!!!"

lol... sorry, but lame a$$ story
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Old Jul 29, 2001 | 02:28 AM
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People dont sleep on stock wheels & exhaust any more...
Thats y u have to put on 14" chrome three stars. Chrome fneder trim is always a plus.
Everyone says look at that roach.
That is until they hear the dohc vtec screaming & waste gate going off.
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