Saturday night I was driving home from a friends place, he lives somewhere in bumblefuck, so I was havin a good time going through the backroads. About 5 miles from the entrance of I-287 I caught up to a car doing 35 in a 45, thats fine, it was late anyway, but this ricemonkey had the nerve to put a dual exhaust, strobes, and a 12" spoiler on a saturn! So, I tailed him for a while until he floored it on a straightaway, (I know I was being an ass, but who would give up the chance to smack a ricer upside the head?) anyway, I was right on his tail up to 75, when the onramp came up, he was about to turn onto 287 south, but when i started pulling to the left to pass him, he pulled back and got onto 287 north...time to show him why strobes and a 12" spoiler deserves to be laughed at. We pulled side to side at about 40, and he floored it, I was delayed in the reaction, but who cares, I dropped into SS and left his ass behind about 4 car lengths when he gave up and took the exit off. What I don't understand is why he was holdin up like an AV6, are saturns faster than I thought?

 

Nice kill! Didn't you see that commercial where the V6 Accord couldn't hold off the Saturn.

 

Maybe the strobes and 12" spoiler did help .... maybe he was spraying

 

Nice Kill

Always fun going after AMERICAN

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