Mods: please keep this open, its so funny and not getting alot of attention.

Story about punk kids and nice cars:

http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...threadid=51818

original source:

http://bimmerforums.com/forum/showth...0&pagenumber=1

oh man ive never been so pissed in my life, let me start from the top:

I was going to buy some new shoes so i parked on a side street and i noticed two young kids on BMX bikes riding around on the other side of the street. *click* i walk away from the car after locking the doors. I looked back at my baby once every 15 feet as i usually do but i notice these kids eyeing my car. Hmmmmm, ok so i keep walking and pretending not to see. Im 1/2 block away as i see those little vultures hover around my car. Im like "oh no you didn't" as i see them squat down to snag my valve stem caps.

I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the fuck outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike.

1 hours goes by, no valve stem covers, a wining little shit whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little shit out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean

The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and told him "this is for the cover of tommarows newspaper". Am i mean? ya........is this justice? hell ya! Here are some picts :

 

i ready that yesterday when somebody posted it on OT

the pics are so damn funny

 

yeah it is really funny man......thanks for the post

 

Normally we wouldn't allow Rambling topics in Car Talk, but holy sh!t, that was the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Good stuff!! This is a must read for everyone

 

Thank you sir