Zapata

Mods: please keep this open, its so funny and not getting alot of attention.

Story about punk kids and nice cars:

http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...threadid=51818

original source:

http://bimmerforums.com/forum/showth...0&pagenumber=1

oh man ive never been so pissed in my life, let me start from the top:

I was going to buy some new shoes so i parked on a side street and i noticed two young kids on BMX bikes riding around on the other side of the street. *click* i walk away from the car after locking the doors. I looked back at my baby once every 15 feet as i usually do but i notice these kids eyeing my car. Hmmmmm, ok so i keep walking and pretending not to see. Im 1/2 block away as i see those little vultures hover around my car. Im like "oh no you didn't" as i see them squat down to snag my valve stem caps.

I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the fuck outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike.

1 hours goes by, no valve stem covers, a wining little shit whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little shit out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean

The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and told him "this is for the cover of tommarows newspaper". Am i mean? ya........is this justice? hell ya! Here are some picts :

Rescuer

i ready that yesterday when somebody posted it on OT

the pics are so damn funny

Zapata

yeah it is really funny man......thanks for the post

juniorbean

iTrader: (5)

Normally we wouldn't allow Rambling topics in Car Talk, but holy sh!t, that was the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Good stuff!! This is a must read for everyone

Zapata

Thank you sir