Cant Get laid IN THE CLS!!!

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Old Feb 26, 2010 | 03:59 PM
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I heard it was bad luck to have sex in your car. So just do it outside of your car.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFluffy
Im married and own my own house I still get it on in all my cars, but I have yet to do it in the TA (it got white interior so im a little scared)
It'll blend in.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 05:36 PM
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my real question is does someone need a DIY on how to please your girl in an Acura CL-S???

i know some one is gonna do it.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mr2fast2thao
just go to a secluded place and do her on top of the hood then do the rear at the trunk, thats what my gf and i did
to mr2fast2thao...... Ass Cheek prints......that is all!

Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicks01CL-S
to mr2fast2thao...... Ass Cheek prints......that is all!

Hell yea!!! Now thats what I'm talkin about!!! Woo Hoo!!!
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:18 PM
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Holy Crap This thread is getting alot of replies!!

Yeah tonite im gonna have to try out tht Back Seat With the Folded front seats haha!!
I Picked up my Gf today from work and whn we parked at my drive way i showed her tht Memory seat number 2 and she busted out laughing hahahaha!
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:20 PM
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Shes a winner! i lost my key FOB for #1 so u use my #1(seat back, front up,leaned back) for the same. 2 is just for driving.
One more question are there any ladies in the Second gen CL forum??? lets get their side of the story
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by I Go To Costco
I heard it was bad luck to have sex in your car. So just do it outside of your car.
Thats what i heard too. If you do it in your car, then ur shocks will die and ur TRANNY WILL FALL OFF!!!
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:22 PM
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IMO Its goodluck SHE LOVES ME EVEN MORE HAHA!
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:25 PM
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SexyCLS, like ur signature....... now all u need is a pic
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:35 PM
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WTF is up with this thead (btw seats are leather so should just wipe right off, but yes if you are anal a little leather should take care of it no problem

Originally Posted by MrFluffy
Im married and own my own house I still get it on in all my cars, but I have yet to do it in the TA (it got white interior so im a little scared)

white interior, just means it blends in better, when it gets stained
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicks01CL-S
Shes a winner! i lost my key FOB for #1 so u use my #1(seat back, front up,leaned back) for the same. 2 is just for driving.
One more question are there any ladies in the Second gen CL forum??? lets get their side of the story
Maybe u should start a new thread and ask if theres any ladies on the second gen CL?
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:47 PM
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wow this thread got a gang of people on it...

Being 6'3 it's hard for me so I haven't bothered. But my solution is the back of my girls Mercedes ML.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicks01CL-S
SexyCLS, like ur signature....... now all u need is a pic
Yea Thanks!!
Im Waiting For my New registration Trial to end so I can add pics to the garage and my ID pic
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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This has got to be the best first post from someone.
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forget our cars. try real sports cars. the viper - hell no. may be a bj
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by nspec_ya4
forget our cars. try real sports cars. the viper - hell no. may be a bj
HAHA dude i just want to make this mission impossible to be possible LOL
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by nspec_ya4
forget our cars. try real sports cars. the viper - hell no. may be a bj
it be road head then and not a bj, FYI
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by nspec_ya4
forget our cars. try real sports cars. the viper - hell no. may be a bj
Maybe not a sports car, but my brother told me about a few times he got laid in his CRX and the front seat of a 78 BMW 320i.

If a 6-5, 290lb (at the time) guy can do that, there shouldnt be a problem blessing the CL.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:19 PM
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^nevermind scoring inside of a CRX, how the hell did he fit in one in the first place

I'm assuming he made it a convertible and lopped off the entire top.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by civicdrivr
Maybe not a sports car, but my brother told me about a few times he got laid in his CRX and the front seat of a 78 BMW 320i.

If a 6-5, 290lb (at the time) guy can do that, there shouldnt be a problem blessing the CL.
Dude im 6,1 210 lbs and shes 5.3 130 lbs

and in the front seat her legs was messing everything up lol

We Were doing it to D'angelo's CD
and her foot accidentally pushed the eject button and then when the cd came out, her leg again broke the cd in half since the cd was half way out of the cd player
hahaha
Its kinda hard to do it in a cl !!!!
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by I Go To Costco
^nevermind scoring inside of a CRX, how the hell did he fit in one in the first place

I'm assuming he made it a convertible and lopped off the entire top.
The CRX is actually quite roomy.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:42 PM
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Old Feb 26, 2010 | 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicks01CL-S
my real question is does someone need a DIY on how to please your girl in an Acura CL-S???

i know some one is gonna do it.
please do DIY with pictures lol
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by StreetKA
please do DIY with pictures lol
with pictures
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by civicdrivr
Maybe not a sports car, but my brother told me about a few times he got laid in his CRX and the front seat of a 78 BMW 320i.

If a 6-5, 290lb (at the time) guy can do that, there shouldnt be a problem blessing the CL.
is that ur brother on the right in ur avatar? (u must be on the left{smaller}) doesnt look 290lbs, unless he recently gained weight.
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 12:09 AM
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getting action in your car is bad luck......you'll start to encounter problems with your car once to get laid in it......... i dont know if its just me but thats what it seems like to me
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 12:14 AM
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i have a huge dent on my hood from my future wife
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Silva-type-s
getting action in your car is bad luck......you'll start to encounter problems with your car once to get laid in it......... i dont know if its just me but thats what it seems like to me
this explains everything
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by phee
i have a huge dent on my hood from my future wife
Love dents, eh?
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Repost. Loser.


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Originally Posted by phee
this explains everything
believe it or not. i've backtracked all the issues i've had with my car and they are all within a few days of girls thats have been in my car... since ive stopped, i havent really come across any issues.....
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 12:46 AM
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Hehe, come across any issues....

I need to grow up
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Originally Posted by civicdrivr
Repost. Loser.


don't get mad because you haven't had the chance to use that button yet

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Originally Posted by civicdrivr
The CRX is actually quite roomy.
my crx the passenger seat would lay all the way down.
Once in the back too.and was totally no good.since theres a plastic handle that runs across the botom compartment

the CL I wouldn't even bother.
You would come out of that banged up
best bet would be having the girl sitting on the rear center legs high.
but,Your legs would feel like they were on fire by the time you were done from half standing up the whole time,and thats if there enough room for your ass in between the chic and the front arm rest.
Just jump in the back and get topped off.
Save your cl from the damage...
This thread is off the wall.
somebody's smoking too many tweeds in here
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 01:06 AM
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get a smaller girl
Old Feb 27, 2010 | 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by nspec_ya4
forget our cars. try real sports cars. the viper - hell no. may be a bj
lets talk about the S2000......never getn laid with that car unless ur 5'2" 80lbs.... friends got one.... he cant even get road head the his girl knocked his car outa gear and then hit her head on his jaw when the car jerked.... weak Sh*t.... glad mine is an auto!!!!
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