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Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:43 PM
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Cant Get laid IN THE CLS!!!

Me and my GF were trying to get it on in my new 02 cls but the back seat has tht hard center so none of us could lay down cause it'll hurt our butts or back lol
any tips and experiences please share!!
idont want to use the front passager seat lol haha
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:51 PM
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hahahaha.
depends on the size of your gf lol
my gf fits front seat as well lol. if you must use back seat just fold them to the front.
i see thats your first post. it never even crossed my mind to someone come here to just ask something like that.
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by StreetKA
hahahaha.
depends on the size of your gf lol
my gf fits front seat as well lol. if you must use back seat just fold them to the front.
i see thats your first post. it never even crossed my mind to someone come here to just ask something like that.
Lol Dude Forums are for helping one another right and discussing news and experiences lol
my gf is ehh average size 5,3 around 130 yeah dude never thought of that fold the front seats and BANG BANG lol HAHA
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:55 PM
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is that really your first post?? wow...
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jays02CLS
is that really your first post?? wow...

haha sorry for the wrong Introduction lol

ijust bought a 2002 cls with 84k for 6500

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CAI i think a ebay on with a aem filter, Dc headers p2r spacer, 3inch straight pipe with a nxd or sumthing like tht muffler! lol
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 09:59 PM
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That is the wierdest first post I have ever seen LMFAO

Btw Bend her over in the back works for me ( but my head hits the roof but you can always open the sunroof) good luck !
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MrFluffy
That is the wierdest first post I have ever seen LMFAO

Btw Bend her over in the back works for me ( but my head hits the roof but you can always open the sunroof) good luck !
HAHA sorry
not too much of a fan of Doggy lol haha
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:01 PM
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OK so now I am new to the forum, but this is my first response to a post. Hope this is helpful. Use the front seat and park in a secluded area. Speaking from experience, her dad's driveway is not ideal.
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:03 PM
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OK so now I am new to the forum, but this is my first response to a post. Hope this is helpful. Use the front seat and park in a secluded area. Speaking from experience, her dad's driveway is not ideal.
haha Naww Dude not Dads drive way
We Went too some Trailer parks and park in the back of the park were a empty foundation was and pulled into tht drive way hahaha
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:08 PM
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Dont go to parking areas its a heat score a cop caught me in one and told me to get out of the car I was like im naked, he replied I dont care, get out(good thing my GF was able to get dressed before she had to get out), then he siad I should call your parents (my dad would of said way to go) long story short he let us go

good times !! LOL
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:10 PM
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Dont go to parking areas its a heat score a cop caught me in one and told me to get out of the car I was like im naked, he replied I dont care, get out(good thing my GF was able to get dressed before she had to get out), then he siad I should call your parents (my dad would of said way to go) long story short he let us go

good times !! LOL
Well it was a trailer park and where i live they dont go checcking cars there
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:29 PM
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just go to a secluded place and do her on top of the hood then do the rear at the trunk, thats what my gf and i did
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:32 PM
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try the hood. low, downward sloping and great from all angles!

seriously though you need to find a place indoors or an 86 pickup with a bench seat (yep had one).
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:35 PM
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I like this guy already, well put it like this dont expect to move much lol and thats where your memory seat option 2 comes in lol !!!
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mr2fast2thao
just go to a secluded place and do her on top of the hood then do the rear at the trunk, thats what my gf and i did

Noooooo you will dent the hood, I did it in the back of an 88 300zx works pretty good
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LOL What i Need is some Tinted windows cause the Stock Tint Wnt Do For me and her No Free Peep Shows!!!
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Originally Posted by madmuzik09
I like this guy already, well put it like this dont expect to move much lol and thats where your memory seat option 2 comes in lol !!!
hahahahahah
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:48 PM
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Hahahahaha
Old Feb 25, 2010 | 10:54 PM
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I have access to a Jeep Grand Cherokee if I ever need to get down and dirty.
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TL FTmFW!!
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Clearly you're doing it wrong.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 12:06 AM
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Solution:

Dark tint + front seat = win.

*ps* put the mem. seat 2 to have the most leaned back position
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 12:18 AM
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Lol this guy ROCKS!! I've done it all in my car man. 1st time was in my front seat with my Sister's Best friend (ya I'm an asshole). Second time was in the backseats with front 1's pulled forward Worked great for me. Everytime I get in my car I laugh alittle Good ol Memories. Once tired to hump her on my hood outside my house- We were both wasted lol
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DC3328
TL FTmFW!!
+1. got the back seat, and the front folds flat to the back seat
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by CL-Slick
I have access to a Jeep Grand Cherokee if I ever need to get down and dirty.

Thats what I caught in LOL
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Old Feb 26, 2010 | 01:37 AM
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^ hahaha i cant stop laughing at all replies lol
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 02:25 AM
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hhahahah i dont have to do anything....... she comes over to me while i drive jk jk im a virgin
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Doggy-Style in the rear seat facing East is how you do it
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Old Feb 26, 2010 | 06:37 AM
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oh you younglings LOL...I got my day started off well...a good laugh on a friday morning before my trek to work..
but seriously, you guys are waaayyy tooo spontaneous ..hope condoms are considered LOL
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 07:36 AM
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Go get a short stay at a hotel. Thats what I did when I didn't have my own place.
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TO top it off....id have to say in a CL is not the best place for it but....... the back seat is ok just make sure she doesnt leave head prints on the back glass it will get u caught..... by ur gf.
also ya in the front just lean the seats all the way back or in the back fold the seats forward..... and put down a soft something to keep that damn center box thing from being uncomfortable.
and +1 for tint, 13% or less

oh and if shes taller than 5'8" its a sunroof open party if ur in the front.
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 08:52 AM
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Maybe this should go into the FAQ
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Clearly you're doing it wrong.
this
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nicks01CL-S
TO top it off....id have to say in a CL is not the best place for it but....... the back seat is ok just make sure she doesnt leave head prints on the back glass it will get u caught..... by ur gf.
also ya in the front just lean the seats all the way back or in the back fold the seats forward..... and put down a soft something to keep that damn center box thing from being uncomfortable.
and +1 for tint, 13% or less

oh and if shes taller than 5'8" its a sunroof open party if ur in the front.


great thread..
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Old Feb 26, 2010 | 02:49 PM
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Im married and own my own house I still get it on in all my cars, but I have yet to do it in the TA (it got white interior so im a little scared)
Old Feb 26, 2010 | 03:51 PM
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push both seats front. sit down in the middle and have your girl put her legs on the back seat where yours sitting. hold her by her waist.

thank me later.



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