Bimmer 3-Series Review (a must read!!)

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Old 04-30-2002 | 10:43 PM
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Bimmer 3-Series Review (a must read!!)

Review Date
March 26, 2002

Overall Rating
4 of 5


Value Rating
4 of 5


Used product for
More than 1 year


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Reviewed by: ricko swavey, from Toronto

Model/Year:
2001

Price Paid: $44000 at Imports etc.

Summary:
As a gay professional in the interior designer field I must say that this car has brought me more business than I can handle. I am totally wiped out after visiting my clients. All I want to do is go home, but by the time I get to my car there are at least 4 homos waiting to see who the owner is. This car is an absolute Man Magnet, I can't beat them off with My Stick! My hair stlyist also has one and he has the same problems with his BMW. But I think it's because he got the bright red one, it's screaming look at me I'm a fag! We both like to ride in it butt naked as we like to feel the leather up against our skin. This is a must have car for any homo!

Strengths:
Really a man magnet!

Weaknesses:
Really a man magnet!

Similar Products Used:
Audi 5000

Hehehehe.

Here is the link incase you don't think its real ---->the truth

Bwhahahahah!!
Old 04-30-2002 | 11:30 PM
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THAT IS SOOOOOOO FAWKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! The best part?????? IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA





THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH for posting that Loseit!!!! You made my night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 05-01-2002 | 07:20 AM
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Yeah!!! I couldn't believe it when i saw this!!!
Old 05-01-2002 | 08:10 AM
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Man... somebody needs to post this on the BMW forum!!!

CRAZY, are you up for it??

I don't feel like getting banned from their site, so I'm not doing it...

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Old 05-01-2002 | 08:30 AM
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Old 05-01-2002 | 09:03 AM
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That is some funny shit.... LOL

Old 05-01-2002 | 09:11 AM
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perfect car for PGATOUR
Old 05-01-2002 | 09:11 AM
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Old 05-01-2002 | 01:20 PM
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I smell the smoke of a flame war a coming.....
Old 05-01-2002 | 01:41 PM
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Huh?

What's an Audi 5000?????
Old 05-01-2002 | 02:23 PM
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That's pretty good...it's be funnier if it was a Z3. That's a real "hairdresser's car" :-*
Old 05-01-2002 | 02:32 PM
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She's one happy gurl ! And I'm sure he makes TONS of money !
Old 05-01-2002 | 02:37 PM
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Originally posted by Scooter
perfect car for PGATOUR
Shit that ain't even funny, Fuck I would never drive a 3 series

Also man, I know you wish I was like that but keep your sick thoughts off the forum. I mean just cause your gay don't press your beliefs on us, some of us hate that shit. You should try being straight.
Old 05-01-2002 | 02:41 PM
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Originally posted by pgatour1


Shit that ain't even funny, Fuck I would never drive a 3 series

Also man, I know you wish I was like that but keep your sick thoughts off the forum. I mean just cause your gay don't press your beliefs on us, some of us hate that shit. You should try being straight.
1st stage of denial of onesself being gay is defensiveness, which u've proven already
Old 05-01-2002 | 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by Scooter


1st stage of denial of onesself being gay is defensiveness, which u've proven already
We really need to get Chris a girl. Would it make you happy if I brought you one to PAA. Shes 17, tall blonde and she sucks a mean dick. If I bring her you think you would maybe come back over to the good side.
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