what is the best way to mess up a car? i need to ruin my car so my mom will buy me a new one? what can i do? i dont want it instantly mashed but i want it to have annoying problems so after a month i would have to sell it.

 

Ungrateful bastard.

 

GET A JOB--BUY THE CAR YOURSELF.

 

sounds like your mommy needs to give you a spanking.

 

are u dumb?

 

You've got to be kidding me...

 

Are u fooookin stooopid? Some adults cannot even afford a car after college, and you are tryin to RUIN AN ACURA! Tell me that you are kidding, if not u are one ungratefull bastard!
:o

 

You fuking prick!

 

hehehe looks like everyone here hates you now

 

I really don't know how to respond to this one.

My first car was a Ford Pinto. 1976 station wagon that Daddy bought me. It had a blown motor, so I bought a junkyard motor to replace it. Learned alot about turning wrenches on that car.

Some people just don't know how good they really have it.

 

I think we should make a *sticky* on this thread so that every member gets to read this. Many of the guys on here are M-F guys that do "cath-up" reading during the week.

I think this thread does have potential for liek 500 posts! ahahhaha

 

are you fucking kidding me?

 

I live in a frat area and it's amazing how some of these rich kids have no idea of the value of money or property, parents fault mainly. Hopefully this kid will grow up sooner than later.

 

Consider yourself very fortunate to have even thought of the idea. I'll reserve the flames to others and just consider this as one of the many mistakes you'll make through adolescence.

To race and have an accident is one thing...that's just plain stupid and can be later chalked one up to experience...but to maliciously ruin a fine automobile just because of lack of satisfaction gets me :'( and at the same time.

Times like these is when a younger sibling can be useful. If you are THAT UNHAPPY with it, at the very LEAST give it to someone who can benefit from it.

 

How about crashing into a brick wall head on

 

And be sure NOT to wear your seat belt.

 

Great idea...just remember only to do this ONLY when the SRS light is flashing and you DONT have your seltbelt on. :P

 

Or, drive around for a while until its good and hot, then remove the radiator cap.

 

Make sure to look into the radiator as soon as you take the cap off

 

what a Fucken Joke.

 

drain the motor oil and drive

sidemarker

 

wow someone actually answered that rediculous question seriously

 

This is possibly the most rediculous thing i have ever read in my life.....your best bet to do damage to it is put your head under the hood and have someone smash it down onto your head repeatedly...im sure that this would leave a couple dents in the car and maby knock some sence into you you moron

 

Where is this guy, and how come he is not responding to any of this???

Oh man i wonder if this guys is gona come to the BAY AREA meet we are having next Saturday! That would be very very interesting, to say the least!

 

 

Asswipe. A prime example of why I don't want kids. I would hate to have to go to jail for fucking up my punk ass son for this...

 

I'm guessing this thread was started as a joke. U can't seriously expect us to start throwing out ways to "mess up" a perfectly good 6-7 year old car just so your parents can buy u a new one??

:thumbsdn:

 

pull the ebrake alot... do neutral drops... or just ride the clutch...

umm... put nails in your tires... run shitty octane gas... forget to change the oil... go off-roading.


OR... the #1 way to mess up your car... put on 19"s and drop it to the ground.


haha. just thought id brake the bashing trend. good luck eric

(even tho its obvious HES KIDDING. sensitive bastards )

 

I dont think he exists. its actually Dom

 

This is the sort of question that is asked when you do not know how to work for sh*t that you want on your own.....

Hell, my parents bought me an old motorbike for transport when I was 18, but I would have never f*cked it up to try to get a better or new one.

 

yo pete. did you know spongebob is the official gay mascot?

fuckin homo :ghey:

 

no he isnt.... is he? FUCK!!!

 

WHY DO THE FAGETS HAVE TO RUIN EVRYTHING!?!?!!!!!! :bash:

 

Twice in one day. First it was the pocket lint for brains guy wanting to rip off the insurance company (meaning us eventually) then this schmuck. I got to get some prozac or a toke or I'm gonna blow up.

 

toke it up, BC

 

yea, and you make fun of IS owners for shaving our chests...

*SIGH*

 

All better now. Got to get some munchies now. Thanks matt.

 

Alright... Who let the troll out of his cage???

 

WHAT!!! IS owners shave their chests !! That's F'ed up.

Damn, I gotta start reading the posts in the Rambling forum more often

 

Put 4 pumps in it, 8 batteries, and some 2 ton hopping coils. I bet you could get the car to hop all 4's at least a couple feet off the ground.

-Aaron