a few come to mind... a long lost friend used to carry a canister of a 'simulated diarrehia smell' - I sh*t you not [no pun ]. Whenever a cop would stop him - he'd set that thing off... and obviously 'looked awful' to 'enhance' the situation... I believe it worked twice... for him. As for how long it takes to get the smell out... your guess is as good as mine - would you stink up your baby for $300-500?? and a few points on your record? - maybe ... ?

During traffic school - a few excuses folks mentioned that worked, were spontenious ones... such as a speeding guy stopped with the cop asking 'Are you a damn pilot? where are you flying", the guy shows him his pilot's license ... or "where is the fire? - and the guy happens to be a fireman ...

Any others ??

 

"can you give me a warning, i paid $800 in taxes today."



it didn't work. :'(

 

Military ID usually works wonders..

 

um i was just testing my headers officer

 

Donate $25 to your State's FOP (Fraternal Order of Police) and get the sticker and card. Show the cop the card....works great.

 

Tell him you wont donkey punch his wife anymore if he lets you go

 

Ha, gotta love the DP!

 

one time that worked for me, when i had tint, was that i said there were 2 recent attempted break ins in my car and i wanted to prevent that from them looking in to see what i have.

worked for me on that cop.

 

I really gotta take a dump......I worked once.

 

one time when i got my car back after the tranny replacement, I was trying to see if it drove like before and flew by a cop, not even noticing. I explained to him the whole stuation and he just tossed me the ticket. he didn't believe that such a new car could have problems like that.

 

I already put this in another thread --- oops --- here it is in the right thread:

Cops have heard it all and seen it all. If you're going 100 in a 50 zone, nothing you say will help. If you're going 73 in a 65 zone, you might have a chance, but the diarrhea excuse won't improve that.

Simple advice: be respectful, be honest (or mostly honest) have your documents easily availble, show the officer your hands on the wheel, ask/warn that you are reaching for your documents.

I thought Ernie from Ernie's House of Whoop Ass did a nice write up on this a while ago.

 

Pretty cool website.

 

EHOWA is one of those sites that I keep coming back too. Entertaining opinion and ranting with naked chicks. Isn't that what the internet is all about?