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Old 06-01-2005, 10:01 AM
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When you approach your car in the morning what does it say to you?
Non-verbally of course

Mine says, "Ride me hard big boy!!!"
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it says.

yea, i'm hot. now come inside.

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Originally Posted by Elephantman_nosefacehead
Non-verbally of course

Mine says, "Ride me hard big boy!!!"
liar.

yours says "stop hitting the damn volume control with your monster hands and get your dirty ass dog off the back seat before i deploy my airbag and smash your elephant nose."

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"Should have got the MT"
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Originally Posted by dom
"Should have got the MT"
The question is "what does YOUR CAR say" not "what do YOU say".
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:16 AM
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"Soon you'll be at work, and I am the one that takes you there" then an evil laugh emits
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Mine says, "You need to start ignoring Elephantman's posts..."
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
The question is "what does YOUR CAR say" not "what do YOU say".

No........ its the car.

I reply with "but the wife can't drive MT"
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
Mine says, "You need to start ignoring Elephantman's posts..."

I kinda like this thread.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
No........ its the car.

I reply with "but the wife can't drive MT"


My car and I have the same conversation. (but in English, not Canadian)
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My car says, "You need to stop reading stupid threads like this!"
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Originally Posted by jlukja

(but in English, not Canadian)

was I speaking Canadian?
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Originally Posted by humperdood
My car says, "You need to stop reading stupid threads like this!"

Nah, I think it says



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Originally Posted by dzuy
liar.

yours says "stop hitting the damn volume control with your monster hands and get your dirty ass dog off the back seat before i deploy my airbag and smash your elephant nose."

:troutslap
LMAO :troutslap x123gazillion

Then it says, "BTW shave your arm pits and get that thing out of your nose before I strip my own window tint so everyone sees how jacked up you look!"
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Originally Posted by dom
I kinda like this thread.
I agree, if this wasn't an EN post, we could have gotten some true car enthusiast answers to this.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:52 AM
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Mine says, "You pervert, stop looking at me"
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:53 AM
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Lately mine's been saying, "I hope you have gotten better driving a manual so you don't damage my clutch anymore!"

That and, "You better take me to the dealer to have my front blown right shock checked out after running over that gigantic block of wood on the highway."

I say, "Damn, woman, I will as soon as I can! I'm really busy right now!"
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Originally Posted by dom
was I speaking Canadian?
no criticism there. just trying to be funny since you're in Toronto.
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by TSX.Fury
"mod me you cheap sonofabitch"


Mine says "For the love of GOD, TINT ME ALREADY!"
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
no criticism there. just trying to be funny since you're in Toronto.

jlukja's car in the morning.

"Your not funny so stop trying"



And here I thought I might have typed an "eh" somewhere.
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On weekday:
Mr. TSX said: "Mr. enjoy your ride.... if possible...hehehe", then I answer "yeah, yeah... you bastard!" then I step in to my crappy bmw and drive to work depressly!
On weekend:
Mr. TSX said: "you bastard, come over let's have some fun!" then the other Mr. that sit beside Mr. TSX said: "Please, remember to buy me some pop corn & rent me some porn movies that I can enjoy the stay for the whole weekend."
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Originally Posted by dom
No........ its the car.

I reply with "but the wife can't drive MT"
Your TSX should reply : "Then, trade in your wife!"
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Originally Posted by ianS
Your TSX should reply : "Then, trade in your wife!"

Wife > TSX

No contest sorry.
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It says, "Hi".
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Wife > TSX

No contest sorry.
wife = 3 holes..
TSX = 3 holes... + a stick


hmmm...yeah wife > TSX
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Mine says, "Hook my amp up already you lazy bastard!"
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Wife > TSX

No contest sorry.


and...

wife + TSX w/AT > TSX w/6MT - wife
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Mine says. "Elmo again?? "
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it says "F*ck off", so then I strap myself in and punish the whore
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it says "F*ck off", so then I strap myself in and punish the whore
Do you make her scream?
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Mine says. "Elmo again?? "

Better than "you again?" like it used to.
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Better than "you again?" like it used to.
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It says, "Hi".
You drive a Neon?
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Better than "you again?" like it used to.
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"You still whoring on that car forum ? get a fvcking life ! "

Yes it even throws me a smilie
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You drive a Neon?

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mine says "I'm so dirty..."
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