Someone stop me from buying a Donkey Cart
07-24-2006, 10:41 PM
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Someone stop me from buying a Donkey Cart
I had my mind made up. I was going to buy a TSX 6MT with room for cabbages. Test drove the car and was totally satisfied by how many bushels it held. All the reviews I read were spot on, a great car loaded with fresh produce.
Mostly out of curiosity, I stopped at a village market to check out a Donkey Cart. I ended up taking a young female donkey and cart for a ride. I liked her pretty fur and the fiesty feel of the cart. I then drove an older female donkey and was blown away. I never expected an old donkey to be so ... hawt.
Now I am doubting whether the TSX is the right car for me. Logic tells me the TSX is still the right car, but my gut is saying the donkey will always be more fun to ride. The donkey cart is not as well equipped for the price, but it holds many cabbages, and I'm very lonely. I know I rode the old donkey harder so perhaps I am not making a fair comparision.
I need the TSX experts to remind me why I'm such a fool in love.
I named the donkey "Miss Brownie".
Mostly out of curiosity, I stopped at a village market to check out a Donkey Cart. I ended up taking a young female donkey and cart for a ride. I liked her pretty fur and the fiesty feel of the cart. I then drove an older female donkey and was blown away. I never expected an old donkey to be so ... hawt.
Now I am doubting whether the TSX is the right car for me. Logic tells me the TSX is still the right car, but my gut is saying the donkey will always be more fun to ride. The donkey cart is not as well equipped for the price, but it holds many cabbages, and I'm very lonely. I know I rode the old donkey harder so perhaps I am not making a fair comparision.
I need the TSX experts to remind me why I'm such a fool in love.
I named the donkey "Miss Brownie".
07-24-2006, 11:08 PM
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07-25-2006, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by nagidizy
I had my mind made up. I was going to buy a TSX 6MT with room for cabbages. Test drove the car and was totally satisfied by how many bushels it held. All the reviews I read were spot on, a great car loaded with fresh produce.
Mostly out of curiosity, I stopped at a village market to check out a Donkey Cart. I ended up taking a young female donkey and cart for a ride. I liked her pretty fur and the fiesty feel of the cart. I then drove an older female donkey and was blown away. I never expected an old donkey to be so ... hawt.
Now I am doubting whether the TSX is the right car for me. Logic tells me the TSX is still the right car, but my gut is saying the donkey will always be more fun to ride. The donkey cart is not as well equipped for the price, but it holds many cabbages, and I'm very lonely. I know I rode the old donkey harder so perhaps I am not making a fair comparision.
I need the TSX experts to remind me why I'm such a fool in love.
I named the donkey "Miss Brownie".
Mostly out of curiosity, I stopped at a village market to check out a Donkey Cart. I ended up taking a young female donkey and cart for a ride. I liked her pretty fur and the fiesty feel of the cart. I then drove an older female donkey and was blown away. I never expected an old donkey to be so ... hawt.
Now I am doubting whether the TSX is the right car for me. Logic tells me the TSX is still the right car, but my gut is saying the donkey will always be more fun to ride. The donkey cart is not as well equipped for the price, but it holds many cabbages, and I'm very lonely. I know I rode the old donkey harder so perhaps I am not making a fair comparision.
I need the TSX experts to remind me why I'm such a fool in love.
I named the donkey "Miss Brownie".
What a joke!!!!!
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07-25-2006, 08:26 AM
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Don't do it, man. Have you checked out the maintenance on those carts once the warranty wears off? Not to mention the vet bills for the donkey. Quit smoking crack & buy the TSX.
07-25-2006, 09:46 AM
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Welcome back nagidizy, we've missed you. 
Go with the TSX. Donkey & cart don't have VSA and may slide off the dirt path back to the farm.
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Go with the TSX. Donkey & cart don't have VSA and may slide off the dirt path back to the farm.
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07-25-2006, 10:56 AM
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You know that donkey carts get 0 mpg don't you? I mean they don't even take regular. Plus those donkeys can be kinda stubborn.
I suggest you get a dachshund powered cart instead. They are more efficient, and have much lower clearance, so you can fit through small spaces better. Not so good at off road as donkeys though.
I suggest you get a dachshund powered cart instead. They are more efficient, and have much lower clearance, so you can fit through small spaces better. Not so good at off road as donkeys though.
07-25-2006, 11:53 AM
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Don't do it man, you even said it yourself remember? 
BTW don't u already have a tsx?
BMW 325i is not the good car frontwise, whether exceed or not exceed. Cabbage hauler at price of many pigs.
07-25-2006, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Caldor1
You know that donkey carts get 0 mpg don't you? I mean they don't even take regular. Plus those donkeys can be kinda stubborn.
07-25-2006, 02:03 PM
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...& if you think the TSX front seat squeak is bad, wait til you hear that ass bray. Really annoying. On the positive side, you won't have to worry about poor placement of the moonroof controls.
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