A newfie is walking along the beach one day, and he sees
a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to
brush it off, and out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I
will grant you three wishes."

The newfie thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a
might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."

POOF! There is a pint of stout in his hand. He drinks it
down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says,
"I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you."

So he looks at the bottle, and it is magically filling back
up with stout. The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle,
and it will always fill back up after you finish it." The
genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"

The newfie looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll
be taking two more of these."