i just found out today from an undisclosed source deep in the japanese back-woods that one can have their TSX/RSX personally brought to a small village on the northern shore of Japan and have them perform some heavy engine modifications for a guaranteed at least 145HP and 100tq!!! I was astonished and it great disbelief as i am sure much of you, the reader, are as well. But i did some hardcore internet searching on Google and found the awe-inspiring and very tempting circumstance to be 100% true. For a very reasonable price of 8K, two undercover japanese men will fly in cognito to the USA and pick up your car in a cargo plane and fly it over. the plans include anything from a ball bearing full stage turbo to an injen black acrylic liscence plate cover and matching sticker good for a couple of HP. This sounds perfect and i think we should get a group rate going. i am so very pumped to get this going. Sounds perfectly legit. So i am definatly gonna go for it. We need to keep this as quiet as possible.
PM me if interested.

They also said that we need to strip the pain and scratch off our VIn #'s for some reason. A young japanese women who spoke very little english insured me that the car would be repainted before they sailed it back over on a small one car ferry ship in 6 months!!! i cant wait.

 

Sounds good to me. Trouble is I've already sent all my money to a man from Nigeria who needs to get 25 million out of the country and says I'll get 10%. All I have to do is pay all the processing fees and taxes. Pretty sweet deal.

Check out this site . . .

http://www.419eater.com/index.htm

The letters archive has many stories of people here in the states who actually scam these scammers. Very funny.

 

It's not even April Fools Day.

 

Haha! Thanks for that website. I read one letter and it was hilarious. I'll have to read the rest some day.

 

8000 for all tat works...no way