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Old 04-08-2020, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
running out of home projects
Go suck more gonad and eat more @$$.
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can't .. too busy with gonads in my mouf and ass
Old 04-08-2020, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
can't .. too busy with gonads in my mouf and ass
That should be your project for the rest of this COVID-19 fiasco then.

Keep it up!
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Yeah, Ladiboi, make something out of yourself
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Any of you making sourdough starter like it seems the entire internet is?
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Any of you making sourdough starter like it seems the entire internet is?
Does it involve spreading your juices all over the dough and eating @$$?

Or is this a serious question?
Old 04-08-2020, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Any of you making sourdough starter like it seems the entire internet is?
Slapsticking aside, we've been making bread lately (but not sourdough because I did not spread my juices in the mix)...I posted one of my results in the food thread.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Does it involve spreading your juices all over the dough and eating @$$?

Or is this a serious question?
I guess it could go either way (ladiboi).


Years back, I took some "me time" after getting laid off and learned how to bake bread. But it was all packet-yeast driven. Sourdough had always seemed like black magic. But since it seems like everyone is doing it right now, I've read a few stories and it doesn't seem terribly difficult to start.

Got me thinking I might give it a shot. Or not. ass and balls.
Old 04-08-2020, 01:49 PM
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Use bum cream and peepee juice as butter.




I am getting good at this.
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Old 04-08-2020, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I guess it could go either way (ladiboi).


Years back, I took some "me time" after getting laid off and learned how to bake bread. But it was all packet-yeast driven. Sourdough had always seemed like black magic. But since it seems like everyone is doing it right now, I've read a few stories and it doesn't seem terribly difficult to start.

Got me thinking I might give it a shot. Or not. ass and balls.

keep us posted, curious to see how you do with your starter. I have a friend doing it as well. I hear they're as needy as real children (always gotta feed them)
Old 04-09-2020, 12:36 AM
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My Dad had a starter in the fridge or on the fridge that he kept alive for years as he baked out annual Thanksgiving loaf of bread...
I always thought it was cool but never learned how to make it myself.
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Old 04-09-2020, 04:54 AM
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Nice try, satan
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2G Sedan V at the Acra dealership, Maj...
Black Diamond Tri...shit, never seen it before in person.
What a hottie. Not sure why the guy did CF vinyl over the hood and smoked over heads and tails.
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Go fuck off to D Town now
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more coffee, less bourbon
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just trying to help your kids make it out alive
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Maj gonna be fine.


Hes a survivor, and a belieber.

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Old 04-09-2020, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
2G Sedan V at the Acra dealership, Maj...
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What a hottie. Not sure why the guy did CF vinyl over the hood and smoked over heads and tails.
You have issues
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Old 04-09-2020, 12:12 PM
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J is officially wurst than covfefe19
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probably even more contagious, too.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
probably even more contagious, too.
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yuck.
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In the locker room, Doc runs up and begins telling me his Quarantine story.

Dating app, Traveler head nurse, booze, coke, baby daddy with her kid in Virgin Islands, more booze coke, baby daddy comes back to town and gets ahold of her phone, threats, doc gets guns from his freshly divorced ex-doc. Scared.

Some of y’all live on the wildest of sides.

Feel so old and boring at times.
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MM is that you?
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
probably even more contagious, too.
J's the mosquito of contagions..
Spreads disease by sucking off every being on the planet

He's probably patient zero
Lured a mosquito to suck his jeepbro pecker

Here we are..
Need a N95 3M condom to get by now
Thanks a lot, asshole
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I do what I can
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Originally Posted by justnspace
MM is that you?
You called?
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rhetorical!
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I do what I can
And that's why you do us.
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And that's why you do us.
Poor Tobey
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Originally Posted by Majofo
J's the mosquito of contagions..
Spreads disease by sucking off every being on the planet

He's probably patient zero
Lured a mosquito to suck his jeepbro pecker

Here we are..
Need a N95 3M condom to get by now
Thanks a lot, asshole
n95 x 3 = 285.... divided by 2 = 142.5 or rockstar143 rounded up... irruminati confirmed
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Old 04-10-2020, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
n95 x 3 = 285.... divided by 2 = 142.5 or rockstar143 rounded up... irruminati confirmed
Change his Honda Spider thread title... I dare you!
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yeah, they totally can't tell when you're using reverse cowgirl psychology on him like a 5 year old.
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That’s about the time “the deed” happened.

So stuck mentally. ...and sexually.
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Now reliving those moments is omnipotent in my mind.

It’s in my humor, the preferences I’ve made over the years, my sense of self worth.

The best thing I can do if I cannot be without those experiences, is be a person that does not continue the cycle.

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Old 04-10-2020, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
n95 x 3 = 285.... divided by 2 = 142.5 or rockstar143 rounded up... irruminati confirmed
Don't forget the Taco constant along with Tobey to the power of 69.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Don't forget the Taco constant along with Tobey to the power of 69.
(The Taco constant is a constant that ultimately makes the result disappointingly small)


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