you wash the crap out of your car and a bird shits on it right after

i washed my car for the first time in 2 weeks (longest time going unwashed) today inside/out and it was shining damn good

then i went to the store with my grand parents and when i came out there was 2 piles of shit on my hood...i was just like , so i go to get some gas and clean it off but when i got home i noticed 2 more piles that weren't there before

this always happens when i wash my car why can't they shit on civics that deserve to be shit on and just leave my Acura alone ....i gotta get a bb gun

that ends my rant
(notice the use of the smilies)

 

yessss... i feel you on that. especially when you are just about to leave school, thinking your car is the pimpest out of everybody elses just because its the cleanest, and notice the biggest pile of shit smack dab in the middle of the front windshiled. then have to stare at that shit the whole drive home. dont ya hate it

 

i cleaned the shit out of my car yesterday waxed it twice haha then it freakin rained all day today haha thats what o hate

 

dont you hate it when you have to push your car in and out of the garage just to wash it. that always sucks, especially on an inclined driveway.

 

Weather channel usually helps.
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Thanks. :gheyfight:

 

My car is black and yes when a bird shits on it I get frustrated but shit is actually good luck so you go figure.

 

well then i got a bunch of good luck coming towards me cuz i got 4 shits on the car today

 

here is my thought on bird shit




If i ever so much as see a bird fly near my car and plan on taking a shit all over my freshly waxed paint i will take my high powerd air rifle out, shoot it in the foot, then, while it cant fly, then pick it up and smash it on the ground and throw it and play games with it till its on the brink of certain death, then take radio controlled car fuel and pour it all over the bird making sure it soaks into its feathers and burning its mouth and osophogus, light my zippo and make a trail with the fuel, then light it on fire. Once the fucker is dead and still burning, take my shovel out of my garage and smash its carcaus into the street or parking lot till you cant tell what it was anymore.


I dont like anything within 2 inches of my car and that includes liquid bird shit droping from above entering the 2 inch invisable no fly zone. I will murder murder murder any living creature on earth ( other than a human ) if it desicrates my car like that. MOTHER FUCK BIRDS

 

 

thats fucked up, it doesnt know any better. you have some serious issues, thats like me seeing you getting close to my car so i beat the hell out of you, burn you alive then smash you afterwards, with no regrets. fucked up. honestly, if it bothers you soooo much that a bird shits on your car, buy a car cover or hey, park in a garage. and another smart thing, dont park under trees

 

Wow.... I hate bird shit, but not that much... That is one dedicated individual... two words, anger management. Oh and yeah, MOTHER FUCK BIRDS... You think they don't know, but I garrantee if I don't wash my car, a bird will never shit on it... Let me wash that bitch and guess what... A birt has hit her. I think they fly around looking for shinny things to shit on... Oh, and for any of you PITA or ASPCA types, I don't think our angry friend will ever catch a bird in that situation, unless he wants to use his car as a decoy and actually try to hunt them... but they will see his ass and shit faster...

 

i just dont like the animal. It ruined my life, my old car and attacked me as a child. I will de-joint its legs from its feathery torso if the bird comes near me. Make its lightweight bone structure shatter into a 30 or 40 small pieces, then staple its wings to a telephone poll. Id take a pic axe from my basement and pile its flesh into the soft wood. its vertibre into the concrete ive done this with frogs, the smell is awfull but satisfying birds will crush instead of squish though

 

That's what I do! I literally push the car outta the garage then wash it. Once it's out of the garage, it goes pretty fast with the inclined driveway.

Allan, you didn't clean the shit off using the squeegee now did you!?

 

One of my victims before i left for Texas It was the last bird in that state to shit on my car
*NWS*
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i left the string on its foot, i used it to carry the bird and swing it and smash it i ran out of fuel i didnt burn it

 

ROFL

same here black car, clean detail, bird shit...

 

somethings seriously wrong w/ you...

how did birds ruin your old car and your life??

my bird is hurt and reading this

 

what i hate the most is after washing your car you run into water on the road...cant slow down enough bc other people in the back. shhhhhhhhXXXX

 

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Serial killer in the making!!!!!

 

It happens to the best of us.

 

no, i used a wet rag to clean it..

...and that other guy really hates birds...damn

 

VB87, you haven't seen my car since i put the rims on...you should come down to a west end meet and check it out

 

wow dude, you have serious problems sir

 

and i doubt the fucking bird plans on shitting on your car, it doesnt know any better.

 

Yes, they say that serial killers start with small animals. By the by, WTF did a frog do to you ayougo? As for the bird pic, I don't think we needed to see that. Wow, Shiney, is that a Nandae Conyer Parot? I used to have one. I named him Vonnigut. He was awsome, but I had to give him away cause my mom was in law school and he made too much noise while she studied. I miss him... He was fucking cool. I could go anywhere with him... on my shoulder. People would trip out on me when I would go grocery shoping or what ever. I've got 4 cats and a Rotti now, so another bird would be out of the question. Hey, ayougo, I sure as fuck wouldn't want to catch you doing that shit... I might not like wild birds that much... but man, that kind of cruelty is criminal. And you better take heed to that. It is a felony to do what you are claiming and I hope someone catches your ass in the act. Then Bubba can punk you down and treat you like a squishy frog by lathering your ass till it's wide enough to park UTSmokey's wrecked-ass $2.2K CL inside.

Sorry guys, I can't take that animal cruelty shit anymore.

 

hahahah i dont hate animals, i hate birds. wild small birds. Birds like that did alot to destroy my family and i hate them. Im sorry if i offend any of you animal lovers, but birds no . i own a carnier and i love him but he doesnt go anywere near my car.

 

^holy sheit.... you have a canarie? Man I pitty the bird. How did wild birds affect your family? I kinda don't understand that one? Oh well, just stop the cruelty. Peace.

 

how can a bird affect ur family? did you get bit or something

 

 

they collided with our car making my family crash i dont want to get into anymore detail they werent flying around in a swarm they flew directly at us at 40

 

oh... that sucks..

 

Wow, sorry dude... You guys ever seen what birds do to aircraft? Pretty fucking scarry. Anyways, I get it bro... Issues suck. peace.