My penis the size of a Danish horse was inserted into this fine girl’s vagina last night, penetrating her hymen causing her to cry so bad I was like fuck this shit because I couldn’t enjoy it. Allthough it was kind of funny watching her suffer because of my large penal organ. So anyway I ended up jacking my shit :wackit: and blowing a load all over her face, and she was pissed as fuck. She couldn’t see shit because some of my goo got in her eyes so I was like peace! Dipped the fuck out of there then went home to get a nice blow job from my girl. Damn what a night! Has that ever happened to any of you mother fuckers or am I the 1st??

Holler.

The Punisher :bubbarubb

 

the first to write erotic stories hoping people will believe them? no.

 

damn bro. the closest i came to that was makin a girls pussy bleed when i popped her cherry, she didn't cry but it was very awkward havin that shit come out as i was pushin in.

 

silvia, dont feel bad if last night situation has happened to you.

 

I can actually handle men. Im not 15.

 

this dude is a fuckin joke

 

wow...niiiiice, you're a 1st class guy...you were fucking some other girl, that doesnt work, so you "blow a load all over her face and dip"...then went home to your girlfriend and got a blowjob...real nice
for your girls sake i hope you used protection.

 

Hey, Don't hate the player, Hate the game.

The Punisher

 

lol...aight...you got me there...but still, comon man...do you have any respect for your girlie?

 

I love it when it gets in their hair...










j/k

 

no that sucks lol.

 

 

haha silvia thats great, how often does it happen to u. j/k

 

You made her cry?

How old was she? 15?

 

What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Besides she can't resist me after I give her the shocker, damn that shit works wonders.

 

And punisher how old are you, 20-22ish?

 

not often. Ive got him trained lololol.

 

No Sir, she just turned 18. One of those daddies little girl closet freak types. I am 22 and my girl is 23.

 

how do you know shes the closet freak type? you didnt even get to have sex with her! or at least long enough to find out anything

 

By word of mouth but mainly the fact that she was trying to dominate me but obviously wasn’t ready/couldn’t handle for the shack attack. But hey, now i have something to look forward to for next weekend.

 

wait. so she was or wasnt a virgin? cause when you say breaking her hymen im assuming she was a virgin.

 

ditto...she would have to be a virgin if you broke her hymen...those things dont grow back.

and it might also explain why she was crying...if you are as well endowed as you say...i'm sure that shit hurt like a bitch

 

right, it was her 1st time.

 

Damn Cl-Punisher, that story is very intriguing. I didn't know the girls up in NYC were like that. You should have given her the white salami though, otherwise nice job. 8inch isnt that big, she should be able to handle that shit. You probably just snapped her pelvic bone.

 

what?? you people are assholes

 

you guys are seriously entertaining this noob w/ his bs story??

btw, renegade, please don't use the word intrigue to describe his "adventure". it's supposed to be for something good and special

 

 

oh yea 03CLsPunisher ..If making a girl cry makes you so happy...well lets just say you don't want to be in a hurry to meet me.

You are fucking pathetic.

 

what an asshole.

 

so how do you know this girl is such a freak if shes never had sex?

because she told people she was?


if so then she got just what was coming to her.
if this is true.

 

No, what makes me happy, is getting a nice blowjob from my lady after a hard night at work(if you know what i mean).

 

This confirms it..you are indeed a fucking pathetic loser.

sounds like you got mad respect for "Your Girl" :shakehd:

 

you do not need to have sex to be a closet freak. But yes in the future i think she will think twice before taking a vaginal beating again. Not a bad 1st time memory for her ah?

 

i assume you mean "you do not need to have sex to be a closet freak"

but then again thats like someone who doesnt have a drivers license saying they are mad skillful with their driving but have never drove

 

money says HE is the Virgin.

 

 

i second that

 

Big ol' on that one

 

may I be the fifth?

 

Man Punisher, you're a fucking dick. You're the pimple on society's ass that fucks things up for the nice guy. Guys like you should fucking burn in hell with fire ants on your nuts after they've been dipped in honey.