Originally Posted by crazyasiantl

Took the new woman to BJs and lollicup.

Day off tomorrow. Spending the day on the bike to work off the jalapeņo burger I ate

Originally Posted by thoiboi

FUUUUU MAJ!!!!


I was gonna go through to see if i missed anything but maj messed it all up and now i don't have the patience to do it with the stupid scrolling and crap

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Hold on... I'm calling nine-wah-wah, I'll have a wah-mbulance dispatched to your location. I'm showing you at the corner of Boohoo Drive and Sniffles Lane. Is that correct?

Originally Posted by thoiboi

hold up, i just moved a block over to suck a nut lane and blow me boulevard.

Originally Posted by polobunny

Between the Fuk-u-guy chinese restaurant and Cum Depot?





Morning!

Originally Posted by thoiboi

Actually new ownership at the ol' Depot, renamed to Cum Warehouse.. greater selection now

Originally Posted by rockstar143

that rice video was well done but very boring.

Originally Posted by thoiboi

!


now go help him

Originally Posted by rockstar143

that rice video was well done but very boring.

Originally Posted by maharajamd

I posted in a FS thread yesterday that I'm looking for the cupholder with slider and the two aluminum pieces that run down the console.

So I wake up to like six messages this morning.

"I've got a pair. They're in great shape! Emailing pics"

I load up gmail and every single one I see is completely beat up. That's not great shape people!

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Hmm. My same opinion of :pb: then...

Originally Posted by rockstar143

Chad, those things are expensive as hell. Cupholder area is like $65 IIRC. I've had to replace mine twice for the door.

Originally Posted by maharajamd

I could wrap them I guess but then all the other pieces wouldn't match. And I don't feel like wrapping the door pieces. I'd probably be more inclined to paint them NBP like J had John do. But yea they are expensive as fuck. Like $200+ each new I think.

Yea I broke the sliding door on mine last month. A couple people here had them for sale but to be honest I feel like if I buy used it'll only be a matter of time before it breaks too. I might just suck it up and buy it new.

Finally getting my brown side mirrors replaced tomorrow. And if the dude can find a sitter, my HFPCs installed on Saturday.

Originally Posted by maharajamd

^Yea the silver dinoc doesn't look too far off really. But it's enough to bug me. :/

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Miller lite and a meat raffle?

I'm on my way... Is that by the JizzCo on Rte. 77?

Originally Posted by maharajamd

^Yea the silver dinoc doesn't look too far off really. But it's enough to bug me. :/

Originally Posted by Majofo

and mouf!

:ladiboi:

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Better tell :ladiboi: he's going to the ass munchy club with a coworker to eat ass....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That ninja bout to get them groceries.....</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>RCB was banned. </p>

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Taint me.

I see nothing. I say nothing.

Snitches get stitches.

Originally Posted by thoiboi

FUUUUU MAJ!!!!


I was gonna go through to see if i missed anything but maj messed it all up and now i don't have the patience to do it with the stupid scrolling and crap

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Majofo over there on the CTS-V forums...</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Enjoy your coworkers butthole....</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Don't put your ass or mouth near the hole in the bathroom stall.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

Originally Posted by Majofo

it was a limited production tho

Originally Posted by Majofo

What if we debadge

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>It's time for me to go and take a shit!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Go play some games while I'm at it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I will not go near the hole.</p>

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

F'n killjoy...

Don't listen to Flip. He don't know.

Originally Posted by Majofo

why bag it tho..

Originally Posted by Majofo

ahh.. I c

Originally Posted by Majofo

impossibru.. too many usernames

Originally Posted by Majofo

You're not that rich, and Ron A might smite you for trying to bribe him

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Bizitch ninja I know what you are doing.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

eggsactly..

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>It aint happening</p>

Originally Posted by Yumcha

At least you're not a Bears fan like me.

Originally Posted by Majofo

Originally Posted by Majofo

Originally Posted by Majofo

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Butt, he needs to understand that bribery is inherent in all ...that's how we get ahead and/or stay arive.

So, he'd allow it.

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>I kno who!</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

Well.. we did have an Acurazine member die in the Chicago river.. they pulled his body out a couple of years ago.

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>I do I do I dooooo</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

I think he was drunk / foul-play / suicide..

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx-4rixNCyU</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Word of Mouf!</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

Only one man is said to have all..

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Ludacris the king of salad tossin'</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>One man can change the world...</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Kanye is that one man.</p>

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Well, I don't wish death on anyone...But, this person needs to be thrown into the River. Just because he a douchey douche.

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Kanye for president 2020 unless he is running against Deez Nuts</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

Who ninja?

Originally Posted by Yumcha

If I were BoostedJack rich, I'd send Kanye on a one-way trip to Uranus.

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Deez nuts always win. </p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

Shit.. ran off.. we ran them up. namean?

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeezy.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

puisoi

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yea, yea runnin all up in them with Deez nuts...</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

and I'm cummin in yo ass Flip

Originally Posted by Majofo

They have poor tongue control.. sad really

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'll be waiting..... Open asshole and all....</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

You don't dip your tongs in the company salad

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>:ram:</p><p>:ram:</p>

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Dagnabbit, FINISH UPDATING!

Originally Posted by Majofo

Is there a hole?

Originally Posted by Majofo

I was in a meeting earlier

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Better tell :ladiboi: he's going to the ass munchy club with a coworker to eat ass....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That ninja bout to get them groceries.....</p>

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum...

Originally Posted by Majofo

I kept thinking of this song

Originally Posted by Majofo

close

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Of course, the version that's for adults: cum titty cum titty cum cum cum...

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Always a hole... every stall you go into..</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

it was moar like

dum dittty doo dum ditty dum ditty dum dum ditty doo

Originally Posted by Yumcha

Song? I know a Song.

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like this version better. It rolls off the tongue better.</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Thong song?</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Where is the Vagina song?</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

well to be exact it was

dumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoodididood umdiidumdumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoo doodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdum dittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoodididoodumditty dumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdumdumdittydoodid idoodittydoodoodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumdittydu mdittydumdumdittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoodid idoodumdittydumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdumdu mdittydoodididoo

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>We got songs about eating the booty.....</p><p>Eating the V</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But nothing about sucking the </p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

butt I couldn't remember how the lyrics go

Originally Posted by Majofo

or the artist

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>I think I'll make one.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

then I realized I was tapping the beat on my dick

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>We broke Azine...</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

and my dick explode before the end of the song

Originally Posted by Majofo

I nut all up on the projector

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Every time the dick drop</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

then realized the meeting ended an hr earlier

Originally Posted by Majofo

butt the next meeting started already.. I don't know those fools

Originally Posted by Majofo

so I beat my meat in front of some random peeps.. sayin..

dowadiddydiddydumdiddydee

Originally Posted by Majofo

it was an awkward moment for all of us

Originally Posted by Majofo

so I excused myself

Originally Posted by Majofo

fuck.. who sang that song

Originally Posted by Majofo

was it soulja boy?

Originally Posted by Majofo

or is it solja boi

Originally Posted by Majofo

aw fk.. I'm going to be guessing all day.. fk it

Originally Posted by Majofo

I just caught on to this Hulk Hogan racist rant

Originally Posted by Majofo

sounds staged.. but then I read it was some FBI recording of him fucking his homeboys wife

Originally Posted by Majofo

then I looked up the wife.. freaking huge boltons.. can't blame him for breaking bro code.. plus she a ho

Originally Posted by Majofo

then I'm reminded of when he was fucking that girl younger than his daughter that looked like his daughter

Originally Posted by Majofo

Hogan wasn't mad about his daughter fucking a ninja.. he was mad she wasn't sucking his pile driver

Originally Posted by Majofo

what happened to his son.. is he ded?

Originally Posted by Majofo

Hogan has tons of sex tapes.. wtff?

Originally Posted by Majofo

Remember the one where he boned that 18 yr old.. the one before/after his marriage break up

Originally Posted by Majofo

lol..

Originally Posted by Majofo

seriously brother.. get your shit together.

Originally Posted by Majofo

not that he's not a real ninja.. but kids look up to him.. and he portrays himself as a good family man.. well be a good family man

Originally Posted by Majofo

do or not do, there is no try, amirite?

Originally Posted by Majofo

you ninjas going to see the new star wars eps

Originally Posted by Majofo

so stoked.. yes plz

Originally Posted by Majofo

when does it come out again?

Originally Posted by Majofo

shit.. cum out already.. beat my meat like groceries

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Breathe, Maj, breathe.

Originally Posted by Majofo

ah.. movies.. you guys watch anything good lately?

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

First you gotta breathe.

Originally Posted by Majofo

fk.. what song was it.. ugghhh..

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Majofo scared off the guests with that little spell.

Only 3 gawkers right now.

Hi guise!

Rub my taint.

Originally Posted by Majofo

I could really go for some poke

Originally Posted by Majofo

20 guests.. mmm.. I'll make love to you.. like you want me to.. let me hold you tight.. baby all through the night

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Did it go:
dumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoodididood umdiidumdumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoo doodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdum dittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoodididoodumditty dumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdumdumdittydoodid idoodittydoodoodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumdittydu mdittydumdumdittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoodid idoodumdittydumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdumdu mdittydoodididoo

or was it:
dumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoodididood umdiidumdumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdumdittydoo doodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumdittydumdittydumdum dittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoodididoodumditty dumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdumdoodumdittydoo dididoodittydoodoodididoodumdiidumditttydoodumditt ydumdittydumdumdittydoodididoodumdiidumdumdittydoo dididoodumdittydumdumdittydoodoodididoodumdiidumdu mdumdittydoodididoo

Originally Posted by Majofo

Dad.. let's run down there and fuck one of those guests..
Son.. let's walk down there and fuck them all..

Originally Posted by Majofo

idk.. shit.. I forgot exactly.. do you know the song?

Originally Posted by Majofo

20 guests to 2.. we fuck you!

Originally Posted by Majofo

oh shit.. GT350 thread.. #winning

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>This song???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qZOoZ94ko</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Fuk'n 'em all, fuk'n 'em all... 'till 3 in the morning I'll be fuk'n 'em all.

Originally Posted by Majofo

I think I'm supposed to hate Mustang owners because I own a GM.. wtf is that about.

Originally Posted by Majofo

I hate stereotypes.. maybe that's part of ownership.. need to buy into bullshit. Why can't I just like cars..

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>We need the name.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

fuck bullshit.. right? I know you guys feel me...






















































... me penis

Originally Posted by Majofo

in yo butt!

Originally Posted by Majofo

and mouf!

:ladiboi:

Originally Posted by Majofo

I can't remember her name.. it was some other wrestler's wife.. his name is fucking hilarious.. can't remember that either..

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Who is Heather Clem</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

das da bitch..

Originally Posted by Majofo

when I was back on da aina a few months ago.. I saw gray maynard.. mma shit.

Originally Posted by Majofo

was on the elevator with that fool and 3 groupies slipped in..

Originally Posted by Majofo

they tried to get his meat on the elevator but he only went to the 6th floor..

Originally Posted by Majofo

I was like.. you hos can knock on his room

Originally Posted by Majofo

room 69.. biotch!

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Bubba the sponge or some shit. I went to google typed in Hogans name then this Heather bitch popped up and my dick purked up.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

whores..

you have to be on another level when you grow up

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Bubba the Sponge had someone bad like that TF!</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

whores are cool when you're young.. but when you get older you want a woman who is loyal and down for her man

Originally Posted by Majofo

somebody who will throw you a chair if you get in a bar fight...

will crack a bitch

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Love sponge</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

bail you out of jail

Originally Posted by Majofo

eat da booty like groceries.. das da keeper

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>I'd beat her shit up all night...</p>

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Heather's Clam?

Nooice!

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Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>:lick:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Got me wanting to find her Twitter and send her dik pics.</p>

Originally Posted by Majofo

what a fool.. let hogan bone yo wife.. pshh

Originally Posted by Yumcha

I also know a Dong.

Originally Posted by Majofo

she dusty tho.. dat poontang beat up like rihanna's face

Originally Posted by Majofo

a ding dong



have a great evening gents!

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Let me fondle the breastsisisisis</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>Put some wood in between them.....</p>

Originally Posted by Flipster23

<p>I'm outs too.. 3 o clock over here!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p>

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

As you say I believe: "It's fuck this shit o'clock!"

Take it from here guests, I'm outs!

Originally Posted by cu2wagon

Oh, and I don't care what kind of evening you "gents" have.

But I do hope someone gets shit all over their hands and can't wash it off.

Originally Posted by TacoBello

Ok which fucking retard fucked this place up again?!

Originally Posted by Yumcha