So, I have known friend A for a while. she is actually my street pharmacist, if you catch my drift.
pretty cute little hispanic girl, and I recently asked her to include me in her outings so that I could "meat" new girls.
Well, she introduces me to friend B. super hawt mexican girl.

Last night, the three of us were hanging out, getting inclined and drinking beer.
Friend A knows that I'm interested in Friend B.
Friend B falls asleep.
Friend A gets more comfortable and we start making out.

I tell her I'm uncomfortable dry humping right next to the sleeping girl, so she takes me home and I convince her to come inside.

As I get to the front door, I'm feeling my pockets for my keys. Nope! Chuck Testa.

I'm praying to god that the front door is unlocked. Negative.

We go back to her house to find my keys. she drops me off, and that was that.

Now, here's the problem.
How do I pursue both?

PIMP DOWN! PIMP IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE!

*edit
the three of us are hanging out again, tonight.

 

Bring me with y'all. Problem solved!

 

 

Be careful with Girl A. If you screw that up she's going to give you some bad pharmaceuticals.

 

PICS OF BOTH GIRLS ASAP and your answer will come soon.

 

Brohana?

 

Why has no one said 3some yet??

 

Friend B.





had to activate FB, lulz.
We went to the same high school, and I'm assuming this picture is from high school
present day; she looks similar.

couldnt find Friend A on FB. she must have deactivated for privacy issues, if you will. *ahem*

 

Friend B is hot. Do her. If everything goes to plan, friend A will walk in on you two and want to join in and you have yourself a threesome.

 

Friend A is hot too!

 

^bad looking out bro

 

I dont know what this means, butt you lied to me.
I thought you were coming over on friday?
to check out my navi. *ahem*

 

Will you lose your supplier if you choose wrong?

Just a thought.

 

Had some business to take care of

 

What are the chances with friend B? Friend A seems to be a sure thing. Don't let greed spoil a gimme.



Man, I wish I were closer to H town. I would check out your navi in a heartbeat. And since I have a wife, you can have all the Mexican chicks that cone along.

 

 

Psst. Screw TLdude- bring me along he only has 1,1xx post what a newb

 

Ok, Im back interested.

 

Just let them know about your crab situation.. you know what I mean bro.

 

You fucked up letting one of them pass out before you started making out. Should have tried to get both of them.

Now that you're pass that I would just keep it going with Girl A and see where it goes.

 

fine fine.. ill take one for the team. pic whichever one is uglier to you and ill keep her occupied while you take care of business.

 

If they're both hot what makes A better than B or vice versa? If A knows you're interested in B but still made out with you, is she interested in you or was it just a "in the heat of the moment" deal?

And what happened last night?! Did you give one or possibly both of them crabs?

 

Next time kick the damn door down!

 

I would have broken a window.

 

My advice:


As far as I can tell your life is just a series of mis-adventures, one after another.

You keep up with either of these chicks and you'll be in a Mexican Jail for being a mule or getting your as kicked by "B"'s offended Chicano-Pride/Mexican Mafia brother.

 

Dude your online getting advise to what is more than likely a made up story. You are not pimpin.

 

If you want them both at the same time try this trick... drink and relax as usual.

Mention this. Massages are a natural turn on, but a massage with 4 hands is unreal. it is a different experience if you have 4 hands massaging your back (esp if you're high). Have girl A be the one receiving the massage while you and girl B sensually massage her. During the massage make a subtle move at girl B, hopefully get a kiss, then kiss girl A. pretty soon girl A turns over and is cool with it. Remember, its an accomplishment in itself to hang out with 2 girls alone more than once.... they've thought about it.

Yes, it worked for me. but they were sluts

 

There really is no other solution

 

Has never been in the Ramblings before.

 

I have no interest in Justin's car or its electronics.

 

lol @ seeking internet dating advice

That being said, go for the easier one....don't be silly, wrap your willy.

 

Don't be a dummy. Cum on her tummy.

 

don't be a fool. have sexual intercourse with both of them.

amidoingitright?

 

funny how girl A only became interested after you mention that you're into girl B. Typical, more than funny, actually. So now you kissed girl A...leave it at that...girl B will make next move to one up girl A and get your attention...this will lead to a short lived romance with both where you'll be able to determine which basket your proverbial "eggs" should be in. Then marry her and help her get the rest of her family across the border!

J.

 

OR, take em both to a strip joint, get em drunk and then bring em home with you....also works like a charm.

 

oh :ibjustinhascrabsagain:

 

they stood me up on Saturday.
well, they told me they were going to a wing joint. I didnt confirm and just did my own thing saturday night.

omfg, you guys dont know how hard i tried.
I went to the back yard to check the back door.
I tried my window, but we recently got new screens and windows and my angry asian mom would have killed me if I broke something.

I even yelled into my brothers window.
he was passed out drunk.

harharhar.

I hope they dont have an older brother.

you guys havent been here long.
I do it for the entertainment.
plus, I have came through with some noodz in the past.
you two will be the first ones the "do not send" list.

sir, you clearly arent in the loop.
all the kool kidz want to check out the navi

I noticed this too, J.
Girl A was always involved with some one. she disclosed that she was single, now.
But as soon as I expressed interest in Girl B, girl A jumped my bones!
I have found out that they have talked about me.
and am wondering if girl A has told girl B what went down.
of course, like one poster above said; it was in the heat of the moment.
like she was pretty tipsy.

I'm just wondering how its all going to play out next.
Stay tuned.

 

in for the nudes


and like i said, im always available to TOFTT

 

 

No decision can be finalized til you post pics of girl A and nudez of both