I recently got the UDM ( Ultimate Detailing Machine ) and one of the issues of the early model was it can turn on pretty easy. My upgrade switch is on the way ... one of the dangers is if it turns on and you just applied polish to the pad it slings it around some.
If your aware of the issue its in the back of your mind and never really a problem.

Well today I just put a few dabs of PoliSeal on the pad and accidentally moved the switch .. splattered a bit around and got some on the girl that works for me .. she said it was ok .. and wiped it off ..

Told me it was a male thing and was she used to it .. Told me it was called "Premature E"wax"ulation ...

 

LMAO...........Thats a good girl ya got there with ya..........
This was one of the milder mishaps.....

 

Hahaha, that was hilarious

 

I haven't had Premature E"wax"ulation in years...........

 

IT'S cuz ur 50!

jk jk

Good story, and PICS!!(of girl)