TacoBello

No, she took the sonata with completely bald tires and a burnt out tail light. Not my fucking problem anymore!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I'm currently sitting at my desk hoping the mice don't come over here.

We have a mice problem at work, bitches don't want to do shit about it.

TacoBello

I don't fucking know. It's the manly name they give to an otherwise gay experience

Nail trimming and buffing, callus removal (wearing steel toes a few times a week, beats the shit out of my feet), lower leg massage (aka penis rub), and some other shit for dudes.

Majofo

sports pedicure
whut fuckery is this??

Majofo

You had a Sonata
Wait.. a 2.0T.. shit.. hope that 10 yr / 100k warranty still intact
Cuz might need it..

TacoBello

The sonata has been dead reliable. 150k km in 5.5 years. Only real issue was a break in the turbo oil feed line... didn't kill the turbo though. She probably put 20k km on it since it was fixed. The Sonata was my work horse... used her as a truck way too many times it was the 2.0T Limited... Nancy's daily

Either way, not my problem anymore!

Yumcha

Back from -ing.


No protein drank. Still a stick.

Yumcha

Wait. Taco no longer has his Hahyunday...?


Boi, I sure don't pay attention. What happened to it? He didn't pull a Sebastien and plow into a tree did he?

Yumcha

I thought for a moment he said "Sports Pedigree". So, I was picturing something like him with his head between some muscle-bound hockey player and getting face-planted like what they do in WWE...

TacoBello

I had a skunk spray the inside of the car. Tried everything and couldn't get the stink out. I ended up leaving the car parked on the street and left the keys inside and the doors unlocked. In the morning, the sonata was no longer my problem!

Yumcha

So, what did you get as a replacement?

TacoBello

Just waiting for my insurance fraud cheque to still come in.

Yumcha

Well, I put in a preorder for the new 911 GT3.

Majofo

Shiett.. feel sorry for this dude.. 115 lbs manic and anxiety disorders..
Just chilll mang..

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...081356911.html

Majofo

lies!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

he could if he sells all his watches.

thoiboi

Or 4 robots

TacoBello

I remember that kid being younger than me. He now looks 15 years older.

Majofo

He needs some fucking friends
emphasis fucking

Majofo

I think many of these hollywood types are super insecure
eat bacon fuck bitches.. it's that easy

Majofo

FJ

TacoBello

Fucking junkie. Why is he more important than any other junkie? Because he had a shitty pop album, 15 years ago, while riding on his big brother's coat tails? FFS.

TacoBello

My foot job is done. It was pretty alright.

I was terrified showing this chick my feet... I think they're kind of nasty. She told me as soon as she heard this was my first pedicure, she thought she would have to book a 2hr window off to get my feet done. turns out, my feet weren't even all that bad. I'm sure she tells everyone that. Fucking slut.

TacoBello

By that I mean I like fucking sluts.

thoiboi

We know

TacoBello

Try harder, thoiboi.

TacoBello

Only in alberduh:



the dumb bitch hit something. She heard a cracking sound. So what did she do? She fucking drove for another 20 minutes down the highway before someone stopped her and said there's a fucking coyote in her front grill. How fucking stupid are some drivers? "I hit something. No Idea what. Didn't bother checking. Fuck it, keep going. No idea what that fluid dripping from the front of the car is. I'm sure it's normal."

The coyote was was totally fine though. Some minor injuries they said (I'm guessing scratches) but fish and wildlife officers took the lucky guy and released him into the wild, without incident.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Was she Vietnamese?

TacoBello

I want a pet coyote now.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I had a co worker come to my office after driving the state car and said " I think I hit someone, but I'm not sure." WTF

TacoBello

name is Georgie Knox. I think she's white.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

All of our nail shops/pedicure places are ran by Vietnamese people.....

TacoBello

Once again reinforcing that driving is a privilege, not meant for anyone who knows how to breath

TacoBello

isnt that the norm? I thought those nail salons were like a national heritage site for them, or something.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

We have like 70 in my city.....

10 McDonalds...


America is fucked, yo.

If you go to Sacramento our lame ass CapiTOL....... There's like 150 Mcdonalds and 150 nail salons. Shit maybe more...

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Our WalMarts had McDonalds inside of them, but now most have closed down and are Subways. So now it smells like first of the month B.O. and mayo with some mystery meat.

Yumcha

I would've eaten that coyote like the that I am.

Yumcha

Serve it up with some soy sauce and tofu!

thoiboi

She would have eaten him if she were... Follow along dude

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Not I!

I stick to the normal stuff. I have tried Oyster, deer and elk before. That's it.