rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I had second thoughts about mentioning who's headlight I was working on.
Also, yes sir...FML is a rough company to work for!

Majofo

My exhaust pipe leaks too J, come seal it.

TacoBello

You need to get laid, mang.

Majofo

If you weren't so busy fondling your own headlights this weekend.. maybe you could have done nada and that vato on your lunch hour.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

LOL...right.
1) I'm assuming Taco isn't talking to me.
2) This weekend we both don't have the kids...adventure time...going kayaking or something fun like that. Probably en los Cayos!
3) Next week her kiddos are with their pops so we'll be updating her kids' rooms.

Busy AF!

TacoBello

No, I'm talking aboot the guy obsessing with the homoerotic talk.

shiet mang, if you want it, don't be afraid to step out. I'm sure oilcan harry can help. Or any of his cohorts. You can drowned in dong meat!!

cu2wagon

Is that what you guys call it these days? "going kayaking"?

Majofo

"Kayaking en los Cayos"

I had sex last night.. and this morning..

cu2wagon

Ew. Disgusting.

Majofo

I like to route myself to the "junkyard" as well

Majofo

J.. I've been getting the big 5 qt jugs.. that way I put the used oil in them and just drop them off.
10/10..

I know the V takes 6" but so do the jugs -Majofo

thoiboi

Same

cu2wagon

If you switch to virgin olive oil, you can just use up the drained oil when you make your fried eggs.

Don't use extra virgin olive oil though. It can't take the pounding.

Majofo

Pam can take a pounding

BreezyTL

iTrader: (8)

Gotta love the public oil tanks down a few blocks. Makes oil changes that much more enjoyable not having to store used oil to make a trip to the dump worth it...

Majofo

On the real though.. it's bacon.. then fry eggs in bacon fat.
Use sweet bread to sop up the goodness after.
Mmm... mmmmy arm.

TacoBello

Putting a cucumber in your ass does not constitute as sex

Majofo

Is that what Harry told you..

TacoBello

Actually, yeah, he did.

Turns out I'm still a virgin afterall.

thoiboi

Your mouth and ass sure aren't though

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'm a fool...I kept my old roommate's 5 gallon canola jug so I don't have to go dump but once every 3 or 4 cars.

Yumcha

Still in meetings.

thoiboi

Escaped meetings to catch a flight.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'm home.
Dirty.
Again.
Going for a jog.

Franchise1124

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i have 3 family cars and my five gallon bucket gets filled quickly

and I remember one time, I wasnt tall enough and strong enough to pour the 5 gallon bucket into the 200 gallon tank at autozone and oil went EVERYWHERE!
oops. lol

thoiboi

Ehhhh the vatos should have helped you..

but now they get to clean it themselves

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i even asked for help too! lmao

cu2wagon

You guys don't just dump it in a hole in the backyard?

Oil comes out of holes in the ground so it can go back into holes in the ground.

cu2wagon

It's like drinking Keystone Light. Once you finish a can you just save it until you need to wee and then you fill the can. Now your buddy has a beer to drink.

cu2wagon

That's jokes though. Don't pour old oil in the ground.

It goes in the sidewalk drains. "all drains lead to the ocean"... Yeah, and since Deep Horizon assploded, the ocean is full of oil, so back she goes! glug glug glug.

thoiboi

New oil is fair game though?

cu2wagon

If that's your fetish, I suppose... go for it?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I meant a 5 gallon legit container for canola oil that you'd see in the back of a restaurant!

kurtatx

That crab avatar is pretty disturbing for some reason

thoiboi

Says the dude with his weiner on the turntable

cu2wagon

cu2wagon

He can't get him! The crab *wants* the wiener, but he can't get it!

cu2wagon

Can't get the wiener. First time for everything, ammirite?!

cu2wagon

Because Crabs is always gettin' the wiener!