The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
11-15-2017, 08:48 AM
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11-15-2017, 09:06 AM
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It's hump day!!
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11-15-2017, 09:15 AM
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And justn walking into his office like, "Hey Dorris, it's today. Today is we're closer to humping. Right day?"
11-15-2017, 09:16 AM
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#ProbablyAnotherFurloughComing
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11-15-2017, 09:16 AM
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Doris sounds like someone's Grandma
She probably has one mean chowdah
She probably has one mean chowdah
11-15-2017, 09:17 AM
Doris throws that ass back for a real ninja.
11-15-2017, 09:18 AM
Can't spell Doris with out the D.
11-15-2017, 09:25 AM
11-15-2017, 09:38 AM
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I mean, I could put you to work... but it's manual labor.
And you'll need to supply your own lotion.
And you'll need to supply your own lotion.
11-15-2017, 09:40 AM
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#OneTimeComin
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11-15-2017, 09:41 AM
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Shit yeah. Good enough to do it again.
11-15-2017, 09:42 AM
that's a really great offer.
i'm being tugged in every direction
i'm being tugged in every direction
11-15-2017, 09:49 AM
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11-15-2017, 09:56 AM
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11-15-2017, 10:11 AM
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11-15-2017, 10:31 AM
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Need to know all the loop holes (emphasis holes)
Don't let these tricks get off on your expense
A healthy bottom line will keep on top
#readabook
Shit yeah. Good enough to do it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTCUI5reJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTCUI5reJw
Right click --> LOOP
#20dollars
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11-15-2017, 10:34 AM
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Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!!!
11-15-2017, 10:38 AM
^why are OEM filters shit? discuss
11-15-2017, 10:39 AM
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Trump uses Honda Filters
11-15-2017, 10:41 AM
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11-15-2017, 10:45 AM
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It is dummy
#readabook
#readabook
11-15-2017, 10:46 AM
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11-15-2017, 10:54 AM
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A few weeks back, we were down towards the, uh, "part of town where the Greyhound Station is" and caught a red light. This homeless looking bruv goes walking across the street in front of us, I notice he has a funny shirt:
As he gets to the other side, I realize he's walking a little limpy and with his wrist held fairly high and loose. #NoJudgementsHereMan.
cul0wife says to me "why does he have a pump bottle of lotion sticking out of his pocket?"
Oh, shit. I didn't notice that.
I just looked at her and did the "are you serious? squint thing"
She was like, "wait, really?"
I glanced back at him and he was standing on the corner next to a better dressed bruv and was like, "hell yeah, and that's whos pocket he puts the money in" #PutItInMyPocket.
Then I lol'ed away from the intersection when the light went green. Always interesting to go to that side of town. Never know if you're gonna get your head blown off, or "your head blown off."
cul0wife learned about street economics.
wagonJr just played vidya.
#WriteABusinessPlan
#SuburbanUntappedMarket
11-15-2017, 11:20 AM
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Quick story time:
A few weeks back, we were down towards the, uh, "part of town where the Greyhound Station is" and caught a red light. This homeless looking bruv goes walking across the street in front of us, I notice he has a funny shirt:
As he gets to the other side, I realize he's walking a little limpy and with his wrist held fairly high and loose. #NoJudgementsHereMan.
cul0wife says to me "why does he have a pump bottle of lotion sticking out of his pocket?"
Oh, shit. I didn't notice that.
I just looked at her and did the "are you serious? squint thing"
She was like, "wait, really?"
I glanced back at him and he was standing on the corner next to a better dressed bruv and was like, "hell yeah, and that's whos pocket he puts the money in" #PutItInMyPocket.
Then I lol'ed away from the intersection when the light went green. Always interesting to go to that side of town. Never know if you're gonna get your head blown off, or "your head blown off."
cul0wife learned about street economics.
wagonJr just played vidya.
#WriteABusinessPlan
#SuburbanUntappedMarket
A few weeks back, we were down towards the, uh, "part of town where the Greyhound Station is" and caught a red light. This homeless looking bruv goes walking across the street in front of us, I notice he has a funny shirt:
As he gets to the other side, I realize he's walking a little limpy and with his wrist held fairly high and loose. #NoJudgementsHereMan.
cul0wife says to me "why does he have a pump bottle of lotion sticking out of his pocket?"
Oh, shit. I didn't notice that.
I just looked at her and did the "are you serious? squint thing"
She was like, "wait, really?"
I glanced back at him and he was standing on the corner next to a better dressed bruv and was like, "hell yeah, and that's whos pocket he puts the money in" #PutItInMyPocket.
Then I lol'ed away from the intersection when the light went green. Always interesting to go to that side of town. Never know if you're gonna get your head blown off, or "your head blown off."
cul0wife learned about street economics.
wagonJr just played vidya.
#WriteABusinessPlan
#SuburbanUntappedMarket
so he just gets paid to moisturize people?!
11-15-2017, 01:02 PM
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11-15-2017, 01:07 PM
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And here my dumbass has been doing it for free! 
11-15-2017, 01:07 PM
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no wonder i'm poor
11-15-2017, 01:10 PM
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It's because you didn't have a business plan.
This is what we were trying to emphasize to that one Canadian guy, El-Jeff-eh?...
You gotta put together a business plan.
This is what we were trying to emphasize to that one Canadian guy, El-Jeff-eh?...
You gotta put together a business plan.
11-15-2017, 01:12 PM
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I fucking kid you not... a coworker of mine was having a hallway convo with another colleague
talking about how they get dry hands and elbows... and they need to moisturize more but keeps forgetting to bring lotion
I would offer, but the price of entry is probably higher than they'd be willing to pay
talking about how they get dry hands and elbows... and they need to moisturize more but keeps forgetting to bring lotion
I would offer, but the price of entry is probably higher than they'd be willing to pay
11-15-2017, 01:13 PM
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#peasant
11-15-2017, 01:47 PM
Pshhh I'm going to start selling my homemade lotion.
Guaranteed to be ash free for 48 hours,
Guaranteed to be ash free for 48 hours,
11-15-2017, 01:49 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Does your dick get ashy? discuss
11-15-2017, 01:53 PM
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11-15-2017, 02:08 PM
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Back from 
-ing.
-ing.
11-15-2017, 02:08 PM
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yo dick don't have room to be ashy
11-15-2017, 02:34 PM
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salty tho or nah? discuss
11-15-2017, 02:47 PM
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What about sour?
11-15-2017, 02:48 PM
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Oh damn... 
11-15-2017, 02:48 PM
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That's some craft dick
11-15-2017, 02:48 PM
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Probably never heard of seent it