thoiboi

shieett... not sure why my mind went straight to fecal matter..


Someone's into some kinky shit... not saying who, but someone...

cu2wagon

JFC. Redefining Toxic Tuesday over here.

Yuck, ladiboi.

Yumcha

Morning, slores.

Majofo

Let's all shit in ladiboi's suck hole

cu2wagon

Thoiboi Tuesday!

Majofo

Justn dropping all those endoinuendos gems..

the real killing is in interior cleanings

Shietttt.. should call that bitch suds and buds

justnspace

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Dont know what y'all talking about.
I lost everything when the boat sank.

justnspace

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you know what I did pick up?

I joined the RED team with the 9.0Ah battery. 2nd gen leaf blower fuckin rox!

justnspace

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and then the quick-lok string trimmer + edger attachment is coming tomorrow.
FUCK yes!

Great job Milwaukee!

justnspace

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YOTM here I come!

justnspace

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shiet, I can even go do lawns real quick for some spare change

justnspace

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9.0Ah battery fuxin rox!

thoiboi

I heard the new Milwaukee OPE is tits.. I've seen great reviews for the new string trimmer and such, i think you made a great purchase.. def YOTM candidate material



Dewalt released a new Flexvolt 60V leaf blower that will give me a run for my money (blowing... in case it wasn't obvious [jokesplainin'])


I'm just super excited that the Dewalt XR router I purchased finally shipped.. Can't wait to start routing some shitttttt

justnspace

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you know how fun it is to do the yard? holy shit, I love the leaf blower!!!

cant wait for the trimmer and edger tomorrow!!! it's gonna go down!

cu2wagon

But it's also been the nice week of the year. Get back to us in July/August after your nuts have been swamp stuck to your leg for weeks.

See if you're still thinking that's a good hustle or better left to the hermanos for $25 a pop.

justnspace

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lmao, same thing with the car washing, fuck the summer

justnspace

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"when's the best time for you? Early mornings or LATE evenings?"

justnspace

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"how about noon?"


"nah, that's Siesta time"

cu2wagon

True. I almost died that one time.

Siesta until evening shift starts at 4:20.

justnspace

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holy shit, that is the business plan

justnspace

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reminds me of the parable "The mexican fisherman"

“The Mexican Fisherman”

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, “Only a little while.”

The American then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish.

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The American then asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life.”

The American scoffed. “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman, you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC, where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The Mexican fisherman asked, “But how long will this take?”

To which the American replied, “Fifteen to twenty years.”

“But what then?”

The American laughed and said that’s the best part. “When the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich; you would make millions.”

“Millions?” asked the fisherman. “Then what?”

The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine, and play guitar with your amigos!”

cu2wagon

I think there is a decent plan for off-work hour businesses of a sort.

I got a package delivered by the Amazon Prime truck on Saturday. At 10:39 at night.

But then I got to thinking, that actually makes a lot of sense. And that there are probably a lot of other businesses that could do well shifting their hours late to catch people when they're not at work.

Write it up! Send it to the business plan expert.ca for validation.

thoiboi

There's always Uber/Lyft too


I've considered it..

justnspace

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hell no, you see the strikes going on in the past weeks?
Uber doesnt pay. in addition to fucking up your ride.

It's not meant to be a full time job..
the way uber structures the business plan, it's for students looking to make some extra money. part time.

justnspace

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Lyft too.

justnspace

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I rode around in a shitty uber tahoe. the door handles didnt work. what kind of fuckin' shit is that?


as he pulledup he said something about broken door handle....didnt register and i pulled on the handle anyway...that bitch came straight off.

Franchise1124

In the TL or the IS? This part is crucial to the business plan.

Majofo

Uber Black XXXL
We pull up, but don't pull out
The service that only comes when you can't walk anymore
It's the one rideshare that doesn't accept tips, we give them

thoiboi

Was just going to pick up a used RDX with a rusted hood


you know.. so people don't think I'm made of money and try to rob me

thoiboi

Yeah i meant in addition to my day job.


and night job

and bjob

cu2wagon

Business Plan #29: AirBNUber.
- Using the app, you can order a van to pick you up and take you somewhere (e.g. down by the river). When you get there, you can live in the van.
- Technical details to work out: what happens to the driver (who care? I'm getting my cut; fuckem; fuck them, etc.)

Franchise1124

As soon as they see the ELITE badge and those Haggar wrinkle-free pants, all bets are off

Franchise1124

Fixed

thoiboi

aww good catch.. better debadge it (maybe through a Hyundai badge on instead) and trade in the Haggar's for the Armani slacks for good measure.

Costco

Uber BBC - they come to you, then drive your Audi while you watch.

Majofo

Uber street marketing team called
You didn't get the job
priceisrightfailhorn.wav

Majofo

You're hired
But you need to put an asterisk and note on the bottom
Actual condoms not used, because you're a cuck, and we ain't raising these kids

Majofo

Lyft XS
You'll fit, and your friends too
We get there fast, and get you off at your destination even faster
Our efficiency allows us to reach everyone in the community
Even Kurt calls us

Majofo

J...

Majofo

infotainment cluster integration is too much
needs buttons, knobs, and shit..