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Old 10-15-2018, 07:57 AM
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:02 AM
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it's taco's fault.
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Mystery meat is going to get paid to get his dick sucked
He's already out grown the big city
People who don't suck dick drive Acuras. Just a couple of dicks and you get an Audi
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:26 AM
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A couple of dicks
That's like asking a ho how many dudes she been with
and she like, I can count them on one hand


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Sheeiiiit... What if Mystery Meat is the one with Alzheimers and we're all just the psychotic delusions in his head?
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:44 AM
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it's taco's fault.
Taco probably gonna start saying the n word up in here
My girl's black hoser, it's cool eh
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:51 AM
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soorry, not soorry.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Taco probably gonna start saying the n word up in here
My girl's black hoser, it's cool eh
I was just wondering that this weekend. I bet he's tried. Probably at least whispers it to himself when he's in the bathroom washing his hands, or when the shower is on so there's an abundance of white noise.

Heh. *white* noise.
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Old 10-15-2018, 09:56 AM
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Kunta Kinte Tobey black too
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Old 10-15-2018, 10:00 AM
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Taco thinking he's a landowner whenever he puts the collar on Tobey.

Poor Tobey.
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Old 10-15-2018, 10:14 AM
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Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest
Until I got that 6ix9ine tatted on my ass
Tell me, can you feel me???

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Old 10-15-2018, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
it's taco's fault.
Is there any other way?

Originally Posted by Majofo
Taco probably gonna start saying the n word up in here
My girl's black hoser, it's cool eh
I've been fully indoctrinated.
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Old 10-15-2018, 10:38 AM
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Proposing this weekend.

Getting married the weekend after.

Start pumping out shorties after that.
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Old 10-15-2018, 10:58 AM
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Flippy would be proud.
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:11 AM
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Flippy would be proud.
It's all fun and games until he buys a Honda Odyssey
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:22 AM
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Y'all think Taco gonna marry this chick or continue his journey to fuckin other types of chicks
Just wait til he fucks a messican chick, it's gonna be over then..

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obvious there is no gf. with the amount of insane detail, it smells of boosted jack
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Poor Tobey.
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:40 AM
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there is no gf.
Only ZUUL

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Old 10-15-2018, 11:59 AM
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Ew.. square toe.. My shoe style of choice as of late has been the double monk strap I'm going to go to the actual Hugo Boss store this week and check it out and see if they know sizing a bit better. The guy at Nordstrom was nice but didn't know his stuff..
Wing-tips or cap-toe are great too on laces.
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Old 10-15-2018, 12:32 PM
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it smells of jack
Poor Tobey
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Old 10-15-2018, 12:33 PM
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obvious there is no gf. with the amount of insane detail, it smells of boosted jack
Coming from the guy who's never shown his gf, but casually mentions her from time to time. And what insane detail are you talking about?

Kettle, meet pot.
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I'm gonna go call my pretend gf now and tell her my feelings are hurt.

Anyone got a hurt feelings report I can fill out?
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wouldnt that be the opposite of calling the kettle black?
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Kettle == Black
Black meet pot
Pot == Marijuana

Black + Marijuana == Arrest, beat by popo, go to jail

Taco == Irruminati
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this place is black pot cancer
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Old 10-15-2018, 12:54 PM
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smells like used tampons.
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Thanks for filling out the report!!
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We used to post those all over the office...
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Old 10-15-2018, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Wing-tips or cap-toe are great too on laces.

Yeah, for the wedding, I think I'm going to go with a laced shoe.




laced with cyanide
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Old 10-15-2018, 02:09 PM
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We used to post those all over the office...
lmao stop making up stuff.
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Old 10-15-2018, 02:19 PM
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And in other news, Ariana Granday is now single again.
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How did I find that out? At the gym.
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I fucked her -Taco
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lmao stop making up stuff.
I see someone is trying to be a tough guy snotty asshole. What's your beef today?
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dafuq is going on in here.
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