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Old 02-06-2019, 01:47 PM
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I'm still stuck on "microwave rice cooker"

How your Mama let that in her house?
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I like burnt rice from the bottom of the pot
After the proper rice is eaten, mix in some water and go to town
Or just flake it off and yummy snack

Not burnt like fucking black
But burnt like crispy toasty burnt
Mmmmmmm

Don't waste!
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Burnt rice is an accident
But not enough water in the rice
Might as well pack your bags and immigrate to Canada
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I'm more mad that I wasted a cup of rice.


Probably what happened, not enough water.
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It happens to the best of us
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I usually threaten to send Jr. to China when he fucks up.

But that rice bit...

Sheiiiit. Canada for sure. You get killt for that in Jina.
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You can throw in some pineapple juice and other stuff to make the rice more tasty.. I heard..
Probably a recipe floating around somewhere for seasoning
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But what about the smell? Does pineapple cure that to?
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Just swallow it
That's what Kurt does
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Originally Posted by Majofo


Especially with white rice mixed with long grain black rice.. like 1 grain of white rice to 2 to 9 grains of long grain black rice.

Got any tips on how to measure out that perfect ratio? I'm tired of spending 5 hours a day counting 1 white, 9 blacks..
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I like burnt rice from the bottom of the pot
After the proper rice is eaten, mix in some water and go to town
Or just flake it off and yummy snack

Not burnt like fucking black
But burnt like crispy toasty burnt
Mmmmmmm

Don't waste!


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorched_rice
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Yes... Mmm...
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Originally Posted by justnspace
i'm a horrible asian.

I just burnt some rice....howtf you get the smell out before mom comes home?
You are precious...

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that can get you a ladiboi special, maybe?

probably go get you a whopper.
If I get $2 a day thats $40 a month. If I get $5 a day that's about $100. If I average $50-$100 a month that pays 1-2 weeks food for me, without even touching my paycheck...

Better than nothin'...

Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I'm still stuck on "microwave rice cooker"

How your Mama let that in her house?
She must be easy...

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I'm more mad that I wasted a cup of rice.


Probably what happened, not enough water.
You think practically, that's smart...

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Burnt rice is an accident
But not enough water in the rice
Might as well pack your bags and immigrate to Canada


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But what about the smell? Does pineapple cure that to?
Open the windows and clean the house, so that it smells like soap and sudz and not smoke and burned things...


She may tell you to stop smoking Black & Mild in the house...

She may also offer to cook everything from now on...

Win-Win!
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wesley, please refrain from triple posting.
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How come?
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wesley, please refrain from triple posting.
posts merged
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How come?
Because it's annoying
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Robot vacuums?
T1000?
Is the future here already?
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Robot vacuums?
T1000?
Is the future here already?
they're not that kind of sucking robots.. FFS
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Because it's annoying
I'm not the only one who does that.
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Snitches get 6ix9ined
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Life's not fair Wes, the sooner you realize that, the better
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Write a letter to management
Tell them thoiboi is being mean to you and bullying you
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awwww shietttt..


time to get promoted to Chapter Leader
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If you need help drafting said letter. I'd reach out to @cu2wagon for his earliest office hours.


He also does private Engrish tutoring but not sure if he makes house calls though
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Snitches get 6ix9ined
poor danny.

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How's the new gig MM? are people liking the brake fluid hood cleaner special or are they just in for the plain vanilla wash?

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MM, do you spread your ass cheeks On the window?

probably gave you a 9 dollar tip because they felt bad about the small peen.

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Just bought the kids and wife some Disney on Ice tickets. We’ve always wanted to take them, so it should be fun. Thought about getting tickets to the game tonight, but, my oldest and wife are sick.
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Disney on Ice is great for kids. Corny for adults though but it's still fun
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Just bought the kids and wife some Disney on Ice tickets. We’ve always wanted to take them, so it should be fun. Thought about getting tickets to the game tonight, but, my oldest and wife are sick.
I have never heard Disney on Ice described as fun, but best of luck to you and your life choice.
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Disney on Ice is great for kids. Corny for adults though but it's still fun
I’m sure they will like it. My kids like Moana so seeing their face will be worth it.
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I have never heard Disney on Ice described as fun, but best of luck to you and your life choice.
Fun= seeing their face and the excitement they will have.
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I’ve been seeing a ton of ZL1s on the road.....

my lawd...
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After watching the Hellcat Demon episode on Top Gear I swore I've been seeing more of them on the road..

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