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Old 08-16-2007, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
Yea, he def got picked a lot in part cause of the hype.




I'm just looking fwd to seeing what Alex Smith is gonna do this season with SanFran! Beefed up D + much improved offense will = a playoff berth

If SF doesn't win that weak-ass division it will be a huge surprise.

Plus, we'll be sweeping that division for you, so you can thank us in advance for the help
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
All i know is that you're rooting for me so you can ridicule scottman some more

OH I SEE HOW IT IS.

Gang up on Scottman, eh? I'm already used to Slumchah and gocubsgo ganging up on me, so bring it on



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Originally Posted by Scottman111
OH I SEE HOW IT IS.

Gang up on Scottman, eh? I'm already used to Slumchah and gocubsgo ganging up on me, so bring it on



Yup. That's how it is.


So, seriously...how do you think your Bungled are going to do this year...? Will they have a realistic shot at the Wild Card spot (cuz, I really have my reservations about division title)...?
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Yup. That's how it is.


So, seriously...how do you think your Bungled are going to do this year...? Will they have a realistic shot at the Wild Card spot (cuz, I really have my reservations about division title)...?

Oh is that a fact? Well let me hear (and laugh) at your predictions before I go spewing my thoughts. It's only fair
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Oh is that a fact? Well let me hear (and laugh) at your predictions before I go spewing my thoughts. It's only fair
Well, I dunno...Rudi's backup kinda is lost for the year. And although the guy has proven durable...just how much can he do on his own?
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Well, I dunno...Rudi's backup kinda is lost for the year. And although the guy has proven durable...just how much can he do on his own?

See, I really don't see why they don't give Kenny Watson more playing time. We signed him in '03 and he has a 5.9 career avg. Apparently they didn't think he was fast enough

It's also possible that former 1st rounder Chris Perry could come back later in the year, so I'm not too worried about the RB situation. I'm not saying it didn't suck to lose Irons, but I don't think it will cause a huge problem (barring another serious injury to another RB)
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The commentary...

Cincinnati Bengals: Cincinnati's defensive line will be harder to penetrate this season as all of them are shackled together … Carson Palmer wowed teammates on the first day of camp by suppressing his gag reflex long enough to swallow an end-zone pylon whole … The Bengals have cut down on their off-field transgressions by robbing officials, staff members and fans while still on the field.
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^ Brought to you by Yumchah Sporting News. News that matters because well, Yumchah cares.
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:angryfire



Oh, and I went to that pathetic excuse for a game on Saturday and drown my sorrows in booze and women


I'll post pics tomorrow
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
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Oh, and I went to that pathetic excuse for a game on Saturday and drown my sorrows in booze and women


I'll post pics tomorrow
Wowie...TWENTY-SEVEN for the Saints to a MERE tiny nineteen for your Bungles. Ouchie-momma.

And it seems the Bengals were torched by Jaime Martin (WHO?!?!??!?) who had like...what? All evening to stand in the pocket and throw...?

So, lessee...if my Bears demolished the Saints but, the Saints demolished your Kittens...that would mean.........................Bears > NFC > Saints > Lions > Varsity Team > Bengals.












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Why in God's great earth are we smalk talking 'bout Pre-season football.
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Originally Posted by Fibonacci
Why in God's great earth are we smalk talking 'bout Pre-season football.
Well, for all extents and purposes, the central theme of this thread is not about Preseason Football...but, more along the lines of "How badly will the Bengals suck with half its team in JAIL."












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:silvermad



You're lucky I'm still drunk from the game, or else...
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
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You're lucky I'm still drunk from the game, or else...
Hey...remember how I said I'd get back at you for your heckles in the past...? Payback's a little yappy female dawg, ain't it...?!?!??














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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Hey...remember how I said I'd get back at you for your heckles in the past...? Payback's a little yappy female dawg, ain't it...?!?!??





All my heckles?!?!?!



You, sir, have heckled me 10x worse than than anything I've done to you.
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
All my heckles?!?!?!



You, sir, have heckled me 10x worse than than anything I've done to you.


SCUSE ME...?!? I recall distinctly you sitting there e-laughing and e-laughing while Jonesi gave me the e-spanking of my life...!

*sniffs*
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Hmm, Rexy Butterfingers Grossman sure looked good out there last night (yes i know he went 9 for 11 otherwise)

I mean an INT and 3 fumbles...sheeeesh! I'm voting for Griese to start
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^ Naw...that was on purpose. See, Da Bears were just merely showing how good they are even if they had an inept person behind Center.








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Originally Posted by Yumchah
^ Naw...that was on purpose. See, Da Bears were just merely showing how good they are even if they had an inept person behind Center.








Is that what they were doing last year in all those games he had oil on his hands?
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
Is that what they were doing last year in all those games he had oil on his hands?



It's their sekrit way of leveling the playing field. They want to let the opposition think they have a chance. Cuz, like...every other aspect of the team is great. So, may as well just see what it'll be like with mistakes in QB.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah



It's their sekrit way of leveling the playing field. They want to let the opposition think they have a chance. Cuz, like...every other aspect of the team is great. So, may as well just see what it'll be like with mistakes in QB.
Soo, they must've taken it a bit too far and forgot to win last year at the Super Bowl
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
Soo, they must've taken it a bit too far and forgot to win last year at the Super Bowl



Somebody forgot to slap Rex in the head that he had to stop with the purposed-turnovers AFTER halftime.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah



Somebody forgot to slap Rex in the head that he had to stop with the purposed-turnovers AFTER halftime.
Maybe Dwight Freeney was slapping him too hard
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Maybe Dwight Freeney was slapping him too hard
Maybe I should slap you a few times once we board that airplane.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Maybe I should slap you a few times once we board that airplane.



How dare you have sucha thought. I'm not sharing my curry sauce with you now The ladies love it
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How dare you have sucha thought. I'm not sharing my curry sauce with you now The ladies love it
You're the dingis who got us thrown into jail...! Whyddya hafta eye that old white lady like that...?!?!?? She wasn't even GILF-worthy...!
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
You're the dingis who got us thrown into jail...! Whyddya hafta eye that old white lady like that...?!?!?? She wasn't even GILF-worthy...!
What'd i do




She's the one who was hallucinating on her cataract drugs and thought i was freakin Osama Bin-Kumar
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Originally Posted by Yumchah


SCUSE ME...?!? I recall distinctly you sitting there e-laughing and e-laughing while Jonesi gave me the e-spanking of my life...!

*sniffs*

Oh yeah, like I haven't felt the wrath of Jonestown



He's a Steeler and I'm a Bengal for gosh sake. He's extra mean to me
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Originally Posted by Yumchah



Somebody forgot to slap Rex in the head that he had to stop with the purposed-turnovers AFTER halftime.


I'm surprised Olin Kreutz didn't start dishing out head slaps again
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And the last four posts you guys made completely confused the hell out of me
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
What'd i do




She's the one who was hallucinating on her cataract drugs and thought i was freakin Osama Bin-Kumar
@ Osama Bin-Kumar...
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
And the last four posts you guys made completely confused the hell out of me
lol...


Harold & Kumar = Yumchah & Sonny
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I'm surprised Olin Kreutz didn't start dishing out head slaps again
Well, all that matters is Da Bears won.
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
lol...


Harold & Kumar = Yumchah & Sonny

I'm slooooooow
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
I'm slooooooow
You don't say...?
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
You don't say...?


Here I am just now reading this 23 hours later...this looks real good for my slowness
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Here I am just now reading this 23 hours later...this looks real good for my slowness
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Here I am just now reading this 23 hours later...this looks real good for my slowness
@ Scottard...
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@ Scottard...
@ Scottard


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