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Old 08-17-2015, 10:48 AM
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This will never end. Every time Brady has an incompletion/dropped pass/overthrow it will come with a psi joke. Every time someone fumbles there will be a psi joke and so on
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Old 08-17-2015, 10:49 AM
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I wonder if he's asked his wife to deflate her bahoogas...?
















I'm thinking, yeah.
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But thats my point. Brady was allowed to deflate the footballs as much as he wanted, as long as it doesn't go below 12.5psi. Which after this shit show seems to be the case.

The NFL gives the Patriots the footballs and "the deflator" deflates them to 12.5psi. Completely legal
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So, how many cup sizes is Gisele's bahoogas deflated to? I demand answers. Or did Brady destroy his phone for this?
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God damn the Niners are going to suck bad this year,
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God damn the Niners are going to suck bad this year,
Can't suck more than da Bears!

Top 5 pick, here we come!
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Niners are going to have to sign that dude from Ballers who's making a comeback.
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Old 08-17-2015, 02:51 PM
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God damn the Niners are going to suck bad this year,
I've been saying that..

Every single year

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Old 08-18-2015, 09:28 AM
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Niners are going to have to sign that dude from Ballers who's making a comeback.
Don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years
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This guy has been tweeting all night. Can't confirm yet. Also find it hard to believe



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Old 08-18-2015, 11:36 PM
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i think i found Brady's signal to deflate the balls.


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Brady settlement talks stall



Tom Brady, Roger Goodell and their lawyers engaged in more settlement talks Tuesday, but “got nowhere,” reports ESPN's Adam Schefter.

Because of the lack of progress in settlement talks, Brady is now no longer planning to attend a Wednesday hearing in front of Judge Richard M. Berman, according to multiple reports.

Brady was originally planning on missing practice with the Patriots and attending the hearing instead. He missed Tuesday's practice for the settlement discussions in front of one of Berman's magistrates.

Goodell and Brady met face-to-face in front of Berman on Aug. 12, with the NFL seeking to uphold Brady's Deflategate suspension in federal court. The two sides also filed memorandums to Berman on Friday night.

So far, the settlement talks have hinged on the NFL's insistence that Brady admit to culpability in the Deflategate scandal. Brady has said under oath he was not involved, and is reportedly refusing to settle if the NFL requires him to admit guilt.

Berman is expected to cut off discussions Sept. 4 and issue an order at that time.
Tom Brady Deflategate settlement talks unproductive - NFL - SI.com
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This Mike Gasior guy has 100k followers but he doesn't seem to be a writer. HIs profile mentions something about seminars so he smells more like a ponzi BS guy. I checked his timeline and he's defending the hell out of his info. Nobody else on Google has shit.
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When McNally deflates to exactly 12.5psi


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<p>Why not make Brady thread. Sick of hearing about this shit.</p>
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I heard McCoy got hurt
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So did kelvin benjamin
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<p>Expecting good things from my Vikings.</p>
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Originally Posted by Mr. Maker
Why not make Brady thread. Sick of hearing about this shit.
YOU WILL WAIT FOR AN OFFICIAL FOOTBALL THREAD!!!
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It's coming soon...
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Why not make Brady thread. Sick of hearing about this shit.

Hold your boner.
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I have...

Make sure I cover my balls in case Tom Brady comes by.
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So did kelvin benjamin
So did Brady's bumhole and ego.
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<p>Why not make Brady thread. Sick of hearing about this shit.</p>
Thread title has been corrected for you whiney bitches
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@ new thread title...
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Bittersweet...
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YOU WILL WAIT FOR AN OFFICIAL FOOTBALL THREAD!!!
Or as they say, YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!









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Great, now I have to worry about co-workers seeing the thread title.
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- Rex Ryan the comedian..............

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Over the Rex Ryan schtick.
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Over the Rex Ryan schtick.
Exactly. Cool people care about Brady's soft supple balls now. That's where it's hip and cool.

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Anything non-Brady is hipster
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Anything non-Brady is hipster
For every Pats game, the only stat I care about is the ball's psi.



That should now count as a fantasy stat.
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- Rex Ryan the comedian..............
Isn't that like a guy with one leg teasing a guy for having no legs?
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