chinkwapin

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wtf I thought this was today?! lol anyways I went to fusion and can't get in the parking lot. any way we can move this to lolitas down the road?

Jacobpockros

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Jacobpockros

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SD Acurazine Fusion meet

When: Tuesday, August 31st at 6:30pm

Where: 8038 Clairemont Mesa Boulevard
San Diego, CA 92111-1615

Who:
1. Luis (Sun Diego CL-S, 2G CL-S)
2. Jake (Jacobpockros, 2G CL-S 6mt)
3. Paul (sm1lez, 2G CL-S)
4. brett (brettq14, 2G Cl-S)
5. Tyler (TylerT 7G Accord Coupe 6mt)
6. Phil Slushes the 3rd (SLushhYYY, 2G TL)
7. David (Type-DM, 3G TL)
8. Chink Weapon (chinkwapin, 3G TL 6mt) maybe
9. Marty (deltaboxxx, r/t dodge challenger) maybe
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Sun Diego CL-S

Seeing as how the Fusion lot is now dead. I don't see why not.

We've had meets at this shopping center. Just all the way back by the pho restaurant.

Sun Diego CL-S

Everyone! New address is just down the street from Fusion. Closer to the 805 exit to Clairemont Mesa.

SD Acurazine Fusion meet

When: Tuesday, August 31st at 6:30pm

Where: Lolita's 7305 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92111

Who:
1. Luis (Sun Diego CL-S, 2G CL-S)
2. Jake (Jacobpockros, 2G CL-S 6mt)
3. Paul (sm1lez, 2G CL-S)
4. brett (brettq14, 2G Cl-S)
5. Tyler (TylerT 7G Accord Coupe 6mt)
6. Phil Slushes the 3rd (SLushhYYY, 2G TL)
7. David (Type-DM, 3G TL)
8. Chink Weapon (chinkwapin, 3G TL 6mt) maybe
9. Marty (deltaboxxx, r/t dodge challenger) maybe
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14.
15.

Jacobpockros

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The Gamble

So I was set to drive my wife’s car today (’01 Jetta VR6) instead of my beloved ’04 TL. She needed an emissions test and I promised to do it for her.

I had a bunch of errands to run, so I started pretty early – around 8 AM. I know rush hour sucks in the DC area, but I decided to brave it so that I could finish my errands early in the day.

So, I took a big swig of coffee and headed out. As I left the house, I noticed a slight gurgling feeling in my stomach. I briefly considered going to the bathroom before I left, but I figured I was pretty safe as my usual BM hits around noon.

I got in the Jetta, noted once again how bland it felt compared to my TL, and headed off. I was driving around the beltway and ran into a ton of traffic at the I-270 spur. As soon as I realized that I’d be sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic for a while, my stomach started to rumble again. This time it was more worrisome because I felt a tinge in the old poop chute. I began to curse the coffee I guzzled.

I tried a few different body positions, but my intestine continued to percolate.
I did what I usually try to do in this type of situation: think of something else. So I turned up the radio and listened to Howard Stern. I started having some pretty bad cramps. I figured that, instead of trying to think about something else, maybe I should try to think of nothing at all. So I went to Plan B: turn off the radio and try to think of a blank, white sheet of paper.

Intestinal festering did not cease. At this point, I started getting nervous. The road was packed with cars, we weren’t moving very fast, there was no exit for quite a while anyway, and (worse yet) no area on the shoulder to “hide” whilest doing the deed. This was the stuff nightmares are made of.

Now I was starting to panic. The cramps were worse, and every 30 seconds or so I’d really have to tense up to keep the lump in my intestine from traveling south. My forehead started to sweat and I felt a hotflash coming on.

Still not much movement in traffic. Still no exits. Still no good shoulder hiding place. I thought maybe if I turned the A/C way up, it would having a “freezing” effect on my new nemesis and slow the potential mudslide to a crawl, allowing me time to find a gas station or at least a good wooded area. The A/C felt good for about two seconds until I realized that the shivering of my body was not allowing me to fully concentrate my muscles on keeping the backdoor shut. I backed off on the A/C.

I was in a full panic at this point, knowing that the end may be nigh. My mind darted through all of the options this car gave me. Did I have a plastic bag anywhere? No. I had an empty 20 oz bottle of lime Diet Coke in the cupholder – but the hole at the top was too small. Perhaps I could gnaw through the midsection of the bottle to create a bigger opening? Don’t be an idiot. Maybe I could just use my shoe as a receptacle and then drive straight home? I didn’t think I could pull that off – this was bound to be too messy to fit in a shoe.

At this point I did what any reasonable person would do. I prayed to God. Now I realize that God has much to pay attention to: giving life to embryos, tending to the sick and hungry, ensuring that certain religious athletes perform well in big games, etc. However, at this point I selfishly wanted God to focus all his attention on ensuring that I did not have to drive home wallowing in my own filth.

There was one last option. The Gamble. You see, there was an outside chance that this lump getting ever closer to my sphincter was (mostly) gas. If I took The Gamble and won, I would at least be awarded several more minutes to find someplace to finish it off. But, a loss is a big loss.

After about 10 more seconds I decided to take The Gamble. I took a deep breath. I felt like Thelma and Louise when they finally decided to drive off the cliff. Except I’m a guy. And I was in the car alone.

I took the Gamble. And lost.

D's Up

LOL. I did that last week..

& Yay(!) for Lolita's, I was actually gonna' recommend that we move the meets there instead. I <3 there food.

saggiN, I must say that Mesa is quite boring.

Sun Diego CL-S

Mesa College?

Sun Diego CL-S

TylerT

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Half of my roommates go to Mesa .. coo coo.

God damn, I don't know how I am at work this morning ..

Jacobpockros

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Yeah fusion lot sucked the penis. I'm way more down for the new location

SLushhYYY

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If I can get in the driveway, you can get in the driveway.

chinkwapin

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then I am teh sucks at driving =]

Sun Diego CL-S

Get low.

Jacobpockros

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Sun Diego CL-S

:okay:

Jacobpockros

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i'm so fresh

Sun Diego CL-S

Jacobpockros

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:why:

Sun Diego CL-S

:becauseican:

Jacobpockros

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:wellthatsnotverynice:

Sun Diego CL-S

:inyoface:

Bazla

What's up Guys...

Just passing through, been a little busy but actually been in town the last few weeks.

Later.

Jacobpockros

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What's up Westl.... ah shit he left

Jacobpockros

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You might have one this one Lopez, but i'll win the next struggle forsure

Sun Diego CL-S

...or not. Muhahaha!

Jacobpockros

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Sun Diego CL-S

Sun Diego CL-S

Everyone! New address is just down the street from Fusion. Closer to the 805 exit to Clairemont Mesa.

SD Acurazine Fusion meet

When: Tuesday, August 31st at 6:30pm

Where: Lolita's 7305 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92111

Who:
1. Luis (Sun Diego CL-S, 2G CL-S)
2. Jake (Jacobpockros, 2G CL-S 6mt)
3. Paul (sm1lez, 2G CL-S)
4. brett (brettq14, 2G Cl-S)
5. Tyler (TylerT 7G Accord Coupe 6mt)
6. Phil Slushes the 3rd (SLushhYYY, 2G TL)
7. David (Type-DM, 3G TL)
8. Chink Weapon (chinkwapin, 3G TL 6mt) maybe
9. Marty (deltaboxxx, r/t dodge challenger) maybe
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14.
15.

Jacobpockros

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Everyone! New address is just down the street from Fusion. Closer to the 805 exit to Clairemont Mesa.

SD Acurazine Fusion meet

When: Tuesday, August 31st at 6:30pm

Where: Lolita's 7305 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92111

Who:
1. Luis (Sun Diego CL-S, 2G CL-S)
2. Jake (Jacobpockros, 2G CL-S 6mt)
3. Paul (sm1lez, 2G CL-S)
4. brett (brettq14, 2G Cl-S)
5. Tyler (TylerT 7G Accord Coupe 6mt)
6. Phil Slushes the 3rd (SLushhYYY, 2G TL)
7. David (Type-DM, 3G TL)
8. Chink Weapon (chinkwapin, 3G TL 6mt) maybe
9. Marty (deltaboxxx, r/t dodge challenger) maybe
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.

Sun Diego CL-S

Jacobpockros

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I'm dodgin' yo bullets Lopez

Jacobpockros

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i agree

Jacobpockros

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Damon's gonna be upset. They changed his favorate symbol to this:

Sun Diego CL-S

You're full of it.

Jacobpockros

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What the fuck? the symbol doesn't show up now

SLushhYYY

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Jacobpockros

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SLushhYYY

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Jacobpockros

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Yo Phil, you and i should do a photoshoot at this spot like 2 miles away from that 7/11. It's on an abandoned road with all these mountains around it: