I was the one that resisted.

 

Everyone in Austin about their flashy cars, so many Teslas, Audis (for watching) and V's.......and all these cucks with personalized license plates down here....

 

 

lol. I park in a garage. I was worried about sun fading and rain, but now I know I was worried about the wrong thing.

 

Dammit. So I may have developed an eating disorder for no reason?

 

Speaking of no reason... Where the hell is ladiboi?

Dead in the desert yet?

Probably.

 

I was driving the S2000 this morning...B going out of town for a week so I get Z...so I let her keep her a few extra days.
That part in November rain where the orchestra comes in building up to Slash....as I come to an overpass...as the sun is rising and some rays peaking through...
yeah, goose bumps and a tear to my eye. Just one of those moments where you're happy to feel something and you feel elated. My life is good.
Real good.

 

Cheers!

 

Not yet. It's only 100 down in the desert right now.

 

fuckin A kurt...


I wish you'd know that feeling but honestly you probably would have gotten just as much enjoyment driving in your A4 next to me watching me have the moment!

 

Sounds like California.

Tesla, Audi and BMW....ohhh ohhh and Maserati.

Everyone else is just pee-ons.

 

Find joy wherever you can, man. Life is good.

 

My wife's coworker drives a Maserati. Ultimate poser car.

 

I can't find Joy, that bitch be hiding from me....


Fucking women.....

 

it's a journey not a destination...
also one of the only things in your control...your emotions, interpretations, and attitude!

 

My wife's manager drives a cozy coupe......




I told her, that's what happens when you stay at home with little ones.

 

Uhhh...tell me it's the Giggly.
I hate that car.
Watered down with a nice exhaust note.

Joe Walsh rolling his fuckin grave!

 

Does your wife's lover drive one of these?

 

I saw a Maserati driving to work today. Personalized license plate. He couldn't keep up with me in my Chevaay Voltage......

 

Nope. I drive one of those on occasion, when I need to drop off packages to the lonely white girls who's husbands are CEOs and don't have time for them.

 

Pool boy status.

 

watched Tommy Boy with all 3 of J's kids last night.
Put some hair on their chests...they're finally grown now.

 

Joke's on him.. got raped by both of you.



Love you J.. you might be manic btw.

Quattroporte or nah?

 

might be?
lmao, love you too, my friend.

 

Too much bromance going on.

 

Fuck Russ Simmons.. I never liked that bastard.

 

It's not a bromance as much as it's a fistfest

 

You shut your whore mouth.

A proper 4-door Ferrari is not poser. It's proof that you know how to put together a #BusinessPlan and then follow through.

Quattroporte is love. Quattroporte is life.

 

It literally means "Four Ports".

Four Ports, Kurt. Four. How many ports do you have?

Shut it. That's a rhetorical question.

Audi lovin' muffucker.

 

Fucking cuck!

 

I don't know, I thought it just sounded appropriate.

 

Fuccboi Kurt

 

It works.

 

Kurt don't even live in Austin.. who the poser now.

 

Probably drives his Audi into town to watch the real hipsters do stuff.

 

Probably listens in on conversations at the covfefe haus to get the low down
Real people watcher

 

Hangs out a Deep Eddy and talks about how Barton Springs got too mainstream and that the pisswater at "DE" (as he calls it) is so much more artisanal.

 

emphasis.. low down watcher

 

I bet he doesn't even own a dog.

:shotsfired:

 

emphasis anal