What's happening? Who's got good weekend plans?

Which one of y'all TX boys have VIP sextion @ OCH?

 

My son's birthday party is tomorrow.

I hate other people's kids.....

I want to strangle all the kids coming besides mine....

Plus, being sick doesn't help.

 

Happy b-day to Flipster Jr.! What did you get the little guy? Any robots?

 

Weekending for me is heading to the in-laws'...It's Thanksgiving up in Canada. Not sure how I'll be with my sore mouth and all but it should be fine.

Leave tomorrow morning and back Sunday night. I'll have Monday off too because of the Canuckian stat. Taking my Mom to the Mazda stealership to pick up her CX-3 GT. It'll be nice to see her get into that little zip-zip car. Much more fun than her 2003 Accord 4-banger.

 

Alright whores.. serious shit here..
Might have to ignore some of you.. for real tho, not like a cuck!

Cheeseburger
Pick your toppings: Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Pickles
It's a soft and sweet bun, perfect bread to meat ratio

Now, you filthy animals..
Do you stack it burger cheese toppings on top..
or.. toppings first, burger cheese on top??!?!?!

 

that's a reverse analgram

 

I like my burgers loaded...so, yes...lettuce, tomahtoe, onions, and pickles, please.

Bun should be toasted, please. Pickles and onions (I like 'em sauteed) are under the patty. Cheese is on TOP of the patty...then, tomato, THEN lettuce.

 

Eat with chopsticks.

 

I won't lie...I've put a bit of wasabi instead of mustard instead before to show how hardcore I really am.

 

toppings on top..

wtf kind of animal does otherwise

 

flip it upside down

 

you monster... i hate upside down buns

 

I'mma take that as disrespect
Betta watch it crabs before you get clapped

 

my ciabatta buns are flat on both sides

 

you played yourself crabs

 

Brioche buns.

 

well shit...

https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/6/1...tant-messenger

 

^i logged in acouple months ago to see if any old friends were on to catch up. but literally no one was online.


AIM could have been the messenger service we're using today, if whoever bought AOL didnt fuck it up

 

AIM..

you yerrow sunnuvabeech

 

i also dont understand how google keeps fucking up their messaging services.

like at one point 100% of the population used Gchat with Gmail.
one wrong move and billions of ppl abandoned that shit

 

i loved using gchat..

 

you want the cheese hot and melty, not the pickles and tomato.

 

I bet you want your pickles and cherry tomatoes hot and sweaty...

 

Hei! I like Google Talk! I still use it.

 

Get with the times, it's called Hangouts now

Geez.. i guess information takes awhile to flow up to Canadia..

 

Who the fuck puts cherry tomatoes on a burger? Shame, ladiboi. Shame.

 

Oh righto. Yeah, Hangouts.

In fact, some of the -ers from AZ track me down on that to exchange nudie robot pics.

 

I once knew a girl whose bewby nips were the size of cherry tomatoes.

 

The term "bewby nips" just made me at work.


AIM

 

why are we so crazy about nips?
so much fun.

 

Can I playz with your nips?

 

Seriously though. Her bewby nips were almost the same circumference as her areolas!

 

ladiboi.. you better have a big ass poster of Jeremy Lin on your wall
He just killed the game. Take notes.

 

I've seen a chick with ak bullets for nipples. Gross AF!

 

it's covering the Yao Ming one that used to be there..

Gotta support the players!

 

You still sucked on them tho rite?

 

Jeremy Lin just delivered one of the subtlest social media roastings of all time.

 

Called him out for being ignorant and old.. #respect

 

How my dumplings taste in yo mouf?!?!

 

owned.